Zapped
Chapter 12 "Thanks for the ride, guys!"
By Bob Arnold
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By
Bob Arnold – Copyright © 2003 by Robert Arnold – All Rights Reserved
This chapter is in memory of my friend Rebecca Anne
Stewart. She passed away from cancer in early May 2003. She will be greatly
missed.
From
the Diary of Jennifer Stevens…
Monday, January 6, 2003
As
I lay very still in my bed I was trying to decide which was worse, the pounding
in my head or the pounding on my bedroom door.
"Jennifer,
are you OK in there? It’s almost ten AM!"
I
recognized Barb's voice through my hangover-induced mental haze. I tossed the
covers aside and started to get up to answer the door until I discovered that I
was completely naked. I pulled the covers over myself again, groaning a little
as the world started to spin.
"Come
in, Barb." I winced at the sound of my own voice booming in my ears.
The
door slowly opened as Barb peered around it. "You decent in here?"
"Close
enough. Did anyone get the number of the wine bottle that hit me?" I groaned
again as I tried to lift my aching head.
"Yup,
they were right." Barb sat on the edge of my bed. I winced visibly as the jolt
made the room spin. "Good thing Adam called Tammy last night and she called
me."
"Umm…Barb,
did anyone say how I got naked?"
"Something
was mentioned about Adam putting you to bed last night. Seems he planned to
spend the night with you but you were so far out of it he decided to just put
you in bed and leave. He was NOT happy, Jennifer."
"I
really screwed up didn't I? A night alone with Adam for the first time in
almost TWO MONTHS and I messed it all up! I never drank that much before last
night, Barb. Who would have thought just a few glasses of wine could do this to
me! My old body couldn’t handle it with all the health problems I had.
Apparently this new one can’t either. I’m never gonna do THAT again." I buried
my aching head under the pillow and closed my eyes tightly. Even the light hurt
this morning. The fact that I hadn't spent a pleasurable evening with Adam made
me feel even worse.
"A
few glasses, Jen? According to Adam it was close to the whole bottle. I can see
you wanting to ‘let your hair down’ a bit last night and relax but that’s NOT
the way to do it!"
"I
know, Barb, and I’m paying for last night right now."
"Well,
I can fix you a little something that should get you going again. Right now,
you need to get yourself in the tub for a good soak. That will help. I’ll be in
later with something to help that hangover and some breakfast."
"Thanks,
Barb. If anyone calls tell them I’ll be available this afternoon after lunch."
"MouseWorld
called. I told them you’d call back around one-thirty this afternoon."
I
pulled my head out from under the pillow and looked up at her. "Thanks again,
Barb. I think you’re right. A good soak in a tub full of hot water will do me a
world of good. Just knock before you come in, OK?"
"You
got it." The bed shifted as she got up sending the world spinning again.
She looked back at me and smiled. "Do you know you've got bloodshot eyes?
They look terrible."
"You
think they look bad to you? You should see 'em from in here!" I rested my
aching head back on the pillow. " I'll be OK, Barb. Let me get to the
bathroom. I gotta go so bad…" Barb simply nodded and giggled as she left
the bedroom.
I
tossed the blankets aside and let the colder room air wash over my body. The
shock managed to clear some of the fuzz from my head. After about two minutes I
sat up on the edge of the bed close to the makeup table. The world wasn't
spinning so I stood up. Big mistake! Now the world was starting to spin so I
grabbed onto the back of the chair in front of the makeup table. I, and the
world, stopped spinning so I stood there for a few seconds getting used to
being vertical again. I started a slow shuffle to the bathroom since the urgent
message from down below said I had better get moving.
Opening
the door to the bathroom was easy but somehow I missed grabbing the doorjamb to
keep myself vertical. That sent me sprawling on the cold tile of the bathroom
floor. I lay still for a moment checking my various body parts for any signs of
damage. When nothing serious turned up I hauled myself up by leaning on the
edge of the tub. I sat on the edge of the tub catching my breath and balance as
the water splashed noisily into the tub. To my poor aching head it sounded like
Niagara Falls thundering just a few feet away. While the tub was
filling I used the toilet being sure to hang onto something as I sat down. The
relief felt wonderful. I stayed on the toilet until the tub was ready then
eased carefully into the inviting water.
Twenty
minutes later most of the aches and pains were gone and my head had cleared
considerably. If only my stomach would stop making little flips every few
minutes I thought that I might be able to make it through the day. The water
was getting cold so I pulled the stopper and let it drain away. As I stood up
this time I found that I was much more stable and didn’t need to hang onto
something any more. I wrapped a towel around my wet hair and another around my
middle then walked back to the bed. I was using the towel to dry my hair when I
heard a knock on the bedroom door.
"Are
you decent, Jen?"
"Sure,
Barb, come in."
Barb
slowly opened the door again and peered around. "Oh, you’re not dressed yet.
I’ll come back."
"It’s
OK, Barb. Come on in anyway."
"OK."
The door opened wide as Barb stepped into the room carrying a small tray with a
glass and a plate with toast on it. "I made my grandpa’s hangover cure for
you."
She
handed me a glass of red liquid that I accepted using both of my slightly
shaking hands. I sniffed at it but all I could smell was tomato juice. "So
what’s in this stuff anyway?" I sipped at the dark red liquid and found a salty
and rather bitter taste.
"If
I told you, you probably wouldn’t drink it, Jen. Bottoms up and drink the
entire glass of the stuff, OK?"
I
waggled my finger at Barb. "If I start growing hair on my chest I’m holdin’ YOU
responsible." I raised the glass to my lips, took a big breath of air and held
it as I chugged the contents of the glass. As I raised my arms up high to get
the last few drops of the liquid the towel slipped revealing my breasts.
"Well,
one thing is for certain, Jen, there’s no hair on those now." Barb was giggling
as I pulled the towel back into place.
"OK,
so you’ve seen 'em, big deal."
"Nice
pair ya got there, hon. I wish mine looked that good. Now will you start in on
the toast while you're getting dressed? If you can keep that down I'll fix you
lunch later."
"OK,
Mom…" I put the glass back on the tray and started nibbling on a piece of
the very lightly buttered toast. I had just swallowed the first mouthful when a
huge belch forced its way out. "EWWWWWWWW! That tasted like old used,
unwashed gym socks smell. What was in that stuff anyway?"
"Like
I said, you DON'T want to know. Just finish your toast and expect a few more of
those god-awful noises. You can have some water if you need it but NOTHING ELSE
for at least an hour or so. You'll be sorry if you do eat anything else before
then!"
I
belched again. "I'll take your word as law on that. Now let me suffer in
peace, OK?"
"OK,
Jen." Barb slid out the door and closed it behind her. I decided to lie
back down for a few minutes while I finished the toast.
By
the time the last of the toast had disappeared, I was feeling much better.
Although I wasn't quite up to speed for a normal day I felt good enough to get
dressed and catch up with Barb in the office. I rummaged in my closet for a
pair of shorts and a sweatshirt then grabbed a bra and panties from the
dresser. As soon as I was dressed I brushed my hair to get the tangles out then
decided not to put it in a ponytail today. I really wasn't planning on going
out so I shouldn't have to fix myself up too much.
I
made my way down the hallway to the office then plunked down in the chair next
to Barb's desk.
"You
look much better, Jen. Feeling better too?"
I
nodded. "Yup. A bit better anyway. Is that the stack of messages from this
morning?" I pointed to a pile of message forms nearly a half-inch high.
She
nodded. "Those are just the media that want to talk to you about the play.
Oh, be careful if you use the bathroom in here. I had to start putting the
flowers in there too."
"Flowers?"
Barb pointed to the overflowing counter on the other side of the file cabinet
that blocked my view. I leaned forward in the chair to look around the
offending cabinet. "All these are for me?"
"You
should see the ones in the bathroom…"
I
wandered into the bathroom off the office to be overwhelmed by the scent of the
flowers in there. They were everywhere in almost any color you could get a
flower in, big bouquets, little ones and even a few potted plants for good
measure. Each one had a card attached. I browsed through the cards reading each
one. There were bouquets from the TV station, the radio station, another huge
one from MouseWorld and many more from friends and cast members.
"Well
what do you think, Jen?" Barb had walked into the bathroom behind me.
"I
don’t know what to think, Barb."
"Looks
to me like all these people really appreciated your effort this past weekend
doesn’t it?" I nodded in silent agreement. "So what are you going to do with
them?"
"I
can’t keep all of them, I just don’t have the room! How about we give them to
the local hospitals for their patients? That should brighten up a few faces!"
"I’ll
make a few calls. Do you want me to save all the cards?"
"Yes,
please, and do you think we could send a short thank-you note to each one if we
have an address?"
"Sure,
I can do that, Jen. Now why don’t you take that stack of media requests and go
make some calls of your own? I bet you could take care of a lot of it over the
phone."
"Sounds
good to me as long as they don’t speak in words of 2 or more syllables. I’m not
certain if my poor brain can handle more than that right now." I picked one of
the bouquets of flowers to keep and started back to my office.
"Don’t
worry about that. The stuff you drank will fetch you around pretty quickly."
"If
you say so, Barb. I know I wouldn’t feel as good as I do now if it wasn’t for
you taking care of me. Thanks for being a good friend!" I tossed my arms around
her and hugged her as tightly as I could. She very willingly returned the hug
then gently pushed me toward my office after handing me the stack of call
slips.
About
an hour later I had worked through most of the pile. Most simply wanted a quick
interview and a chat over the phone about what it was like was sufficient for
most of the reporters. The radio folks wanted that prized sound bite of course.
The TV folks were a bit more demanding and wanted to come interview me with a
camera crew. After getting their promise to keep my home address a secret I
arranged for all of the major stations in the market to visit me in the
afternoon. All of the interviews would be done in my living room and completed
in time to let them edit the story for the evening newscasts.
Ever
so slowly the aroma of baking chicken built up in the office as I worked. My
tummy started to growl a few moments after I hung up the phone from my last TV
station call. Giving in to the hunger pangs, I sniffed my way toward the
kitchen.
"There
you are! I was just coming to get you for lunch!" I watched as Barb took a pan
out of the oven with a large roast chicken in it. A couple of aluminum foil
wrapped potatoes were also carefully retrieved from the oven.
"You
didn’t have to do this, Barb!"
"I
wanted to, Jen. This is good solid, PLAIN food. Just what your stomach needs
right now to recover from the rest of that hangover. And before you say
anything more, I paid for this out of the petty cash funds. I put a receipt in
the cash box already."
"OK,
I’m not going to argue on this one. Boy that smells good! Let me help you."
"Nope.
Go sit. I have this all worked out." I shrugged then slipped into a chair at
the kitchen table. Barb transferred the chicken onto a large serving platter
then placed the two baked potatoes alongside. She then set a small pan full of
green beans on the table.
"There,
all set. Go easy on the margarine on the potato, OK? Your stomach might
complain if you had too much right now and it won’t be pretty either."
"Right!"
I set a baked potato on my plate then stirred in a bit of margarine and a
little salt and pepper. As I was fixing my potato, Barb served up a portion of
the white meat from the chicken and a large spoonful of the green beans. She
also placed a glass of ice water next to my plate.
"No
soda or milk for you for a few more hours. Ice water will have to do. Dig in!
It's getting cold!"
My
stomach complained bitterly when the first few morsels of food reached it. I
managed to resist the urge to throw up. The feeling passed after a few minutes
as I slowly munched on the food in front of me. Despite being prepared without
spices, the lunch was one of the most satisfying that I had eaten in quite a
long time. I sighed and lightly patted my tummy as I pushed the now empty plate
away from me.
"Barb,
that was just right. Thanks. I think I feel almost back to normal now."
"I'm
glad to hear that. You've got a busy afternoon ahead. You need to change
clothes then call MouseWorld."
"Why
do I need to change clothes before I call MouseWorld? It's just a phone
call."
"Well,
the TV people are coming over right after that. Do you wanna be interviewed in
THAT?" She pointed to the baggy sweatshirt and shorts.
"I
guess not. I'll help you clean up then I'll go get changed."
"Jen,
you'll do no such thing. I can take care of this mess, you just go get pretty
for the public. Have you taken a good look at yourself in the mirror
today?"
"That
bad, huh?" She nodded yes slowly. "OK, I'll go take care of myself.
You can leave this for later and I'll take care of it, Barb."
Barb
shooed me out of my own kitchen as she began putting the unused food portions
away and loading the dishwasher. I walked back to my bedroom and sat down in
front of the makeup table.
The
sight wasn't a very good one. The face I saw in the mirror had dark spots under
both eyes and a rather pasty white complexion instead of my usual rosy pink
one. Fortunately, I had gotten better with cosmetics over the last few months
and knew just what to do. In short order the bags under my eyes and the lack of
color in my face were both hidden under a layer of makeup.
Now
that I resembled my normal self I started to work on my hair. I hadn't noticed
earlier but there were still several tangled spots. I worked those out then
brushed my hair so that it shined again. The ponytail was back in place.
The
question next was what to do about the clothes. Wearing an outfit like I had
worn to the play would have been way too showy for an interview in my own home.
I settled for a nice pair of jeans and a satin blouse. The blouse was rather
low cut in the front. A small golden heart-shaped charm on a gold chain dangled
teasingly at the top of the space between my breasts. The jeans fit me like a
second skin revealing all my curves in the right places. I had learned that my
appearance helped greatly and the interviews were, after all, just another
public appearance.
The
response from Barb was worth the effort I had gone through when I walked back
into the office.
"Now
you look like you!"
"HUH?"
"You
know what I mean, Jen. You look like your old self now."
"If
I looked like my old self I'd have a scraggly beard and weigh over three
hundred pounds. I'd be going bald too." I actually shuddered at the
thought of going back to my old body. "Why would I want to look like that
now?"
"I
give up!" She tossed her hands in the air while smiling. "All I know
is that you look much better than this morning and I'll bet you feel better
too."
"THAT
we can agree on, Barb. So what am I doing now?"
"Well,
it's almost one-thirty. You need to get comfy at your desk and take a look at
the sheets I left. MouseWorld faxed them this morning. Then you can call Mark
and talk a little more about the show."
"OK.
Anything else?"
"Yes.
Do you have any other checking accounts that you haven't told me about? I got a
call from the bank on Friday. Here, look at these." She handed me several
faxed sheets from the bank.
"Hmmm…
This IS strange. That was an old account of mine but I don't know a thing about
the address or name change let alone the transactions going on. Can you let the
bank know that it's not mine?"
"That's
just it, Jen. It has your identification all over it."
"Well,
what can we do about it?"
"I'd
suggest an investigator, Jen. Something odd is going on there."
"OK,
is there anyone you recommend to look into this for me?"
"I
know just the person. Let me make some phone calls. First I'll call the bank
and tell them what's going on then I'll call my contact. Now scoot and go talk
to MouseWorld."
"Thanks,
Barb. D'ya think my tummy can handle a cup of coffee now?"
"Nope,
not yet but how 'bout a cuppa hot chocolate instead?"
"Works
for me." I started to make the hot chocolate then got shooed toward my
office.
"I'll
bring it in, go talk to MouseWorld! STOP DAWDLING GIRL. GET IN THERE!"
I
headed for the office by forcing myself to move. As I plunked down behind the
desk I had to admit to myself that I was scared at the prospect of doing the
show for MouseWorld. It would be the largest project I had worked on and
probably the most risky one as well. I would be on live national television as
I hosted the TV special. What if I froze on the air? What if I …
ENOUGH…
enough of the 'what if' games I was playing in my head! Here the chance of a
lifetime had fallen directly into my lap and I was playing mental games about
my fear. With the things I had gone through in the last six months why am I
worried about this now? Determined to overcome the last of those little nagging
doubts about myself, I picked up the faxed sheets and read them completely.
The
bottom of the last page contained a list of contact numbers at MouseWorld. I
figured I'd start out with Mark and work from there. I waited for a few seconds
while the phone rang.
"Hello,
MouseWorldMediaCenter. If you know the extension number of your…"
The
canned greeting stopped as I pressed the numbers of Mark's extension.
"Mark Townsend, can I help you?"
"Hi
Mark, Jennifer Stevens calling. How are you today?"
"I'm
doing fine, even better now that you've called. I take it you survived the
weekend?"
"Barely,
Mark. There was an accident…"
"I
know all about it. The local station sent me an updated packet on Sunday night.
Quite impressive."
I
wondered if he could tell how much I was blushing over the phone. "Thanks,
Mark. Now about this contract…"
"Jennifer,
instead of talking about this on the phone, we'd like to have you visit us in Orlando to
talk about it and show you some of the new attractions. Are you available
tomorrow? Barb says you have an open day."
"Mark,
I'm not certain that I can arrange trans…"
"Already
covered, Jennifer. I can have the company jet pick you up in Syracuse
tonight and a hotel room is already booked and waiting for you. Please say
you'll come?"
"If
you really want me that much I guess I'll just have to say yes, Mark. Am I to
assume that you and Barb have worked out all of the details already?"
"Of
course! Hey, keep in mind that it's in the middle sixties here right now with
lots of nice WARM sunshine. Think of it as a vacation from that cold central New York
winter of yours."
"Hmmm…
let's see. Warm weather in Orlando or freezing my tush off here. Gee, Mark, I don’t think
you have to twist my arm any harder. I’ll see you in Orlando
tomorrow."
"Great!
See you then ,Jennifer!" The line clicked then went dead. Barb walked into the
office moments after I hung up the phone.
"Here’s
all the details of the trip. I assume you said yes, didn’t you?" She placed a
stack of paper on the desk.
"Yes,
I said yes. If I were a suspicious person I’d almost be forced to conclude that
you two are ganging up on me. Is this some plot to take over my business or
something?"
"Jen,
honey, you ARE the business! Where you go, the business goes. Haven’t you
realized that yet?"
"What
are you babbling about?"
"Look,
you're the product we're selling here. You go out and make public appearances,
you do the radio show every week and now you're probably going to host that TV
special. Jen, you're the cornerstone of this business. Without you there is no
business."
I
leaned back in the chair and thought for a few moments. "I guess I've
always known that but just never really thought about it. I've been so busy
doing things that I haven't stopped to think about where all this is headed. I
don't have any kind of plan of where I want to be five or ten years from
now."
"Did
you have any kind of plan before your change?"
"Hell,
no. I wasn't expecting to live past fifty-five years old, Barb. I couldn't make
any plans then. I never was certain that I'd be around to carry them out. I
guess I still have that old habit hanging around inside me."
"Old
habits are hard to break, Jen. Don't worry that you don't have a long-term
plan. Just start thinking about where you want to be with your new life in,
let's say, five years from now."
"I'll
try, Barb. I'll really give it a try." I picked up the pile of travel plan
sheets and glanced at them. "So I leave at around six PM today and I'll
be in Orlando at around eight
PM?"
"Something
like that, yes. The reservation is at their best hotel. Their limo will take
you from the private airstrip to the hotel. Looks like you're getting the royal
treatment on this one, Jen."
"It
certainly does look that way doesn't it? I wonder how much they're spending
just to get me down there to talk about this?"
"Enough
that I'd say they were quite serious about getting your services."
"Are
you coming with me, Barb?"
"No,
you're on your own on this one, Jen. I have an appointment tomorrow about the
surgery. I can't miss it. It's when we set the final date."
"Tammy
can't come along?"
"Nope,
I called her already. She has several papers due next week. She has to get
those finished. You’re going solo on this trip."
"OK.
I guess I’ll need a ride to the airport. Can you take me over on your way home,
Barb?"
"No
need for that. I’ve arranged for a limo to take you. MouseWorld insisted on it
and they’re paying for it too. Mark said you were to get the red carpet
treatment all the way and that’s just what you’re going to have."
"I
give up. With treatment like this you’d think I was a movie star or something.
I’m NOT that special, Barb."
"All
that matters is that you’re special to them, Jen. Just go with it and enjoy the
attention."
I
shrugged then went back to work on the pile of paper on the desk. Another
half-hour went by before Barb answered a knock on the office outside door. A
few moments later she came into the office.
"Jen,
the first of the TV crews is here. Is it OK if I have them set up in the living
room?"
"Sure,
I’ll be right there. I need to freshen up a bit then I’ll be right with them."
I
headed for my bedroom as Barb steered the crew to the living room. I ran the
brush through my hair one more time and checked that the makeup was still
intact. Satisfied that I looked ready I stepped into the living room with a big
smile on my face.
Half
an hour later the first interview of a total of three was over. I was amazed at
the number of questions they asked and how much they wanted to know about
things best left private. They seemed intent on probing my love life and any
other lurid details they could dig up. I resisted of course and steered the
conversation back toward the play or other public matters every time. When they
finally turned off the bright lights and the camera I felt like I’d been
totally drained.
Just
after they left Barb brought in a snack and a soda. "Thanks, Barb. That was
quite a session."
"I
know. I was watching from out of camera range. Pesky little buggers aren’t
they?"
"They
wanted to know way too much about my personal life. What business of theirs is
it to know who, if anyone, I’m seeing or if I’ve gotten used to having periods
yet?"
"It’s
all part of the game, Jen. Better get used to it."
"I
know I have to but I still don’t like it." I bit off a bit chunk of a brownie
then followed it up with a sip from the soda can. "Great brownies, Barb. Where
did you get these?"
"I
made them this morning. I had a chocolate craving so I baked a batch. I hope
you don’t mind. I’ll pay you back for the ingredients I used."
"No
you won’t, as long as you make these again sometime."
"You
got a deal. Now relax a bit before the next onslaught. The next TV crew will be
here at three PM then the last one at four PM."
"One
down, two more to go. I’ll make it through this, I know I will." I took
another big bite of the brownie and savored the flavor for a few moments. Barb
was smiling as she left to grab the phone that was ringing in the office.
The
other two interviews went almost exactly like the first one did. I almost asked
the reporters if they had photocopied the same set of questions for all three
stations. At least the second and third interviews didn’t probe into personal
matters as hard as the first reporter tried. I think that one or two
side-stepped answers were enough to tell the reporters they weren’t going to
get answers out of me to those types of questions.
As
the crew from the third interview was leaving Barb popped into the living room
with a plate of food.
"I
figured that you could use a break. It’s getting late and you need to eat
something before the limo gets here."
"Sheesh,
is it THAT late already? How long have I been working on the interviews
anyway?"
"About 3 hours straight, Jen. That last one took almost an
hour. It’s nearly five and the limo will be here in another half an hour or so.
Now eat!"
"Leftovers?"
"Sort
of. I made you a chicken sandwich and chips with a soda. That should hold you a
while. I packed your bags too. You’re all set for the trip. Now sit back and
enjoy the food."
I
have to admit that I was ravenous and had no trouble polishing off the sandwich
and chips. When I finished the sandwich I made a dash into the bedroom to
change into something more appropriate to traveling. A nice warm flannel shirt
replaced the satin blouse I had worn for the interviews. I also replaced the
strappy heels with warm comfy boots better suited for the cold central NY
temperatures.
I
left my hair in a ponytail and added a few bobby pins to keep a few strands of
fly-away hair out of my face. All that mattered for this trip was that I was
comfortable and warm.
The
limo arrived right on time. The driver loaded my bags into the trunk then
helped me into the huge car. The traffic was rather light so the trip to the
airport didn’t take very long. As we pulled into the private terminal the
ground crew directed the limo alongside a waiting private jet. I looked up to
see that the tail carried the familiar mouse ears corporate logo.
I
waited briefly in the car as the ground crew completed refueling the jet. As I
stepped out of the warm limo the cold wind hit me full in the face sending a
chill up my spine. I pulled the coat tighter around my neck and shivered as I
walked up the short set of steps that extended from the side of the aircraft.
"Hello,
Miss Stevens. I’m Bill Tyler and this is the co-pilot for tonight’s trip,
George McReedy. We’re pleased that you could make the trip tonight."
I
shook hands with both of them then followed them to the seating area. "Thanks
for making the trip up here to pick me up. How are the flying conditions
tonight? Any weather issues?"
"Are
you a pilot?"
"No,
I’ve just been flying a lot recently and I’ve had an interest in weather for
years."
"Well,
there may be some problems with a line of thunderstorms as we get further
south. It could get a bit bumpy later. We figure the flight time is around two
hours or so."
"Would
it be all right if I visited you on the flight deck after we get in the air?"
"We’d
love to have the company, Miss Stevens."
"Ah,
guys, please call me Jennifer or Jen. I’m not big on the formal stuff, OK?"
"Sure,
Jennifer. You all set here?" He watched as I buckled up in the seat.
"Yup.
I’ve been through so many emergency procedure lectures that I could give one by
heart."
The
pilots left for the cabin. I watched out the window as a small tug moved the
plane away from the hanger area out onto the flight line. The tug pulled up
alongside then attached a couple of lines to the side of the jet. A few moments
later I heard one of the two small jet engines at the rear of the plane start
up. It ran for almost two minutes then the other engine started. We sat on the
tarmac for another three minutes as the jets warmed up and the pilots completed
the take-off checklist.
A
slight increase in the jet noise accompanied the slow rollout of the jet onto
the runway. We sat for a few seconds as the jets revved up to full power then
throttled back to idle. I knew from experience that we were moments from
starting the take-off roll down the thirteen thousand foot runway. The little
jet would only need about three thousand feet to accelerate to lift-off speed.
The engines screamed at full power as the jet rolled smoothly down the runway
gathering speed.
Once
again the lights along the runway passed by so fast that they became impossible
to count as the jet hurtled down the runway. All of a sudden I was pressed
downward in the seat as the jet literally leaped off the runway and clawed its
way into the night. I wasn't concerned at the severity of the takeoff since
leaving on this particular runway required a steep climb-out angle. The
residents of the surrounding area had protested that the noise from aircraft
taking off was too great. A court order had forced the somewhat unusual takeoff
procedures to put more vertical distance between the planes and the houses
below. A couple of minutes after take-off the climb angle lessened and the
engines throttled back just a bit. I knew that we were well above the houses
below and that the plane could return to normal climbing speed until we reached
the proper cruising altitude.
Fifteen
minutes later the seat belt light went out. I unbuckled then stood up to take
off my coat. I'd decided to leave it on during take-off until the cabin had a
chance to warm up a little more. The cabin was nice and warm now so I no longer
needed the coat. I put the coat over another seat and got comfortable to wait
out the rest of the trip. A few minutes later Bill came through the flight deck
door.
"You
mentioned you'd like to visit us up front. Would you like to do that now?"
"Sure!
Lead the way!"
"Let
me get a cup of coffee and we'll go right up." He stopped in the small
galley area and fixed two cups of the dark brew. "Would you like
something? We have coffee, soda and spring water."
"Just
a spring water, please." He handed me a chilled bottle from a small
refrigerator beneath the counter. "Thanks."
"All
set. Right this way…"
We
walked through the door to a smallish cabin area. There were three seats, two
at the front of the cockpit and a third on the right side behind the first two.
It was next to a panel filled with switches and readouts. It looked like some
type of engineering station to me.
"Here
you go." He motioned to the third seat. "Just watch out for the panel
there. Please don't touch anything on it, OK?"
"No
problem there, Bill. I know what that is and I won't lay a finger on it."
The
conversation began and we talked for well over an hour about a wide range of
topics including my background and recent events that led me to be on board
tonight. During a lull in the chatter in the cabin they got a call on the
radio.
"Thirty-two
Mike William Charlie this is MemphisCenter calling. Copy?"
"Roger,
MemphisCenter. Go ahead."
"
Thirty-two Mike William Charlie you have a heavy line of thunderstorms ahead of
you. There's activity all around the front associated with it. We suggest you
climb to flight level three-seven-zero to get over the worst of it. Your option,
over."
The
pilots studied their on-board radar for a few moments. "Roger, Memphis. We
agree. Climbing to three-seven-zero. Over."
"Confirmed
Thirty-two Mike William Charlie. Climbing to three-seven-zero. Maintain current
heading and speed. Call when clear of the storm. Out."
"Ummm…
Jennifer, we…"
"I
heard, Bill. There's a storm up ahead and you're climbing to thirty seven
thousand feet to try to get over the worst of it. Do you want me to go back to
my seat?"
"Actually,
no. Just buckle up where you are. The multi-point harness on that seat is
better than the standard seat belt back there. Just cinch it up tight. This
could get nasty."
It
took a minute or so for me to figure out the arrangement of belts and how it
could fit my new anatomy comfortably. "Will one of you check this and make
sure I have it right?"
George
turned his seat around and checked the belts. "That's perfect, Jen. Now
hang on 'cause this is gonna get rough."
"I'm
all set guys, do what you need to do to get us through this." I watched
quietly as they concentrated on the radar screen. Since there was a screen
displaying the same image on the tech console I watched that as the storm grew
in intensity ahead of us. I wasn't thrilled about the chatter between the two
pilots.
"Jesus,
Bill. Look at that. It's closed in around us. The peaks are up to sixty
thousand feet. We can't go high enough to fly over it and there's no way to
turn back the way we came. It's worse at lower altitudes than it is here. What
do we do?"
"We
don't have a choice, George. We have to try to pick a spot and go through
it."
"All
right, call Memphis control and let them know."
The
conversation with the control center was short and to the point. The control
center wasn't very happy about it but they couldn't see any other solution
either. We were cleared to take whatever course corrections the pilots thought
were needed to make it through. We were the only aircraft within a few hundred
miles of the massive storm.
"We've
got to dive in somewhere, George. See any likely spots?"
"There
off to the east. The storm seems to be splitting in that area. We might be able
to sneak through there."
"All
right. That's where we're headed. Changing course to intercept."
I
listened in silence as they carefully aimed the tiny jet at the small opening
in the huge storm front.
"About
a minute to contact, Bill. Are we ready?"
"All
backup systems on standby, everything checks, George. Let's do this."
Less
than a minute later the jet plowed into a huge cloud. The little plane started
to shake like a dog shaking an old rag. Lightning flashed all around us in the
inky blackness outside. The shaking lasted for several more seconds then
started to smooth out.
"Looks
like we're through the worst of it, Bill. The radar says th…"
A huge
white flash lit up the cabin followed immediately by a sharp crack. As our eyes
and ears recovered we all realized that all of a sudden it had gotten very dark
and quiet in the cockpit.
"OH
SHIT! The power's gone and so are the engines. What the hell was that
anyway?"
"A
lightning strike, Bill." I said as calmly as possible. "OK, guys. Lay
it out for me."
"We've
got to get the power back on and light up one of those engines or we're going
down. This thing has about a seventy-mile glide range and we're nowhere near
enough to an airport to make it without an engine. We still have limited
control since this is an older jet that doesn't use electric power for the
controls like the newer ones do. I figure we've got maybe ten minutes or less
before we kiss the ground hard."
"OK,
Bill. I've got the picture. Where do we start?"
"That
panel next to you. Check the breakers to see if any of then need to be
reset."
"Got
a light?"
He
passed me a small flashlight and I scanned the breakers for any that had popped.
I found at least two that had tripped. The first one reset when I cycled it
giving us back the lights in the cabin. The other one didn't go as smoothly. I
cycled the breaker several times each time noting a mushy feeling instead of a
sharp snap when the breaker closed. I felt the panel around the breaker. It was
warm to the touch and my fingers had a smoky smell after I touched the panel.
"Damn.
I think the breaker has failed. The panel felt hot around it and there's some
soot around the breaker handle. Looks like it turns on the avionics in the
console, the radio, the engine controls, and most of the readouts."
"Shit.
Well we have to go with what we've got then. George, get out the charts and see
if you can find us a place to get this damned thing on the ground. Somewhere
with a lot of space, OK? We're not gonna make it to an airport."
"Right."
George grabbed the charts and started sorting through them. I sat there a
moment staring at the panel.
"Umm…
guys, can I have a go at trying to patch something together?"
"Have
something in mind, Jen?"
"I
think I can patch the avionics circuit through the lighting breaker if you can
do without cockpit lights. It might let us start an engine."
"We
got nothing to loose. Go ahead, Jen. George, give her a hand."
"Got
any tools here?"
"There's
a small tool kit under the workstation in a drawer, Jennifer." George
unbuckled when I did and retrieved the kit from storage. "Let's get this
panel open."
He
handed me a screwdriver then got the flashlight ready. I released three panel
locks and was pleasantly surprised when the panel hinged downward and stopped
at the end of two short supporting chains. George played the flashlight along
the row of breakers. We quickly found that the avionics breaker had failed
since the panel around it was covered in black soot. I looked at the panel for
a moment then shook my head.
"Damn.
The lighting breaker is only a fifteen amp. The bad one is a twenty amp. I can
do the cross-circuit but I'm not certain how long the breaker will hold. The
other possibility is that I simply strap around it. That's chancy too."
"Go
for the strap around, Jen. It's our best chance."
"Right."
I fussed over the panel for another minute. Damn! The wire isn't long enough to
reach. Why can't they leave a little extra? George, do we have any wire in that
kit?"
He
spent thirty seconds searching the small bag. "Nothing. Not even a scrap.
What do we do now?"
I
blew an errant strand of hair out of my face then remembered that I had put
some bobby pins in my hair to hold it out of the way. I grabbed one of the pins
and went about bending it.
"You're
gonna try fixing this thing with a bobby pin? Are you out of your mind?"
"Just
WHAT would YOU suggest George?" I glared at him for several seconds.
"George,
look, she's got a good idea there. Let her try it, otherwise we're not gonna
make it."
"But
she's…"
"Go
ahead, Jen. Do it and it had better be NOW!"
"Got
a knife in there, George, and a pair of wire cutters?"
"Got
the cutters, no knife though."
"Go
grab my purse will you?" He left the cabin returning moments later with my
purse.
"You've
got about two minutes more, Jen. We need time to start the engine. We're
running out of altitude here."
"I
got it, Bill." I snipped the bobby pin to length then took the Leatherman
tool out of my purse and folded out a very sharp knife blade.
"What's
that for?"
"I
have to scrape off the varnish coating to get down to the steel
underneath." Another minute passed as I cleaned the wire.
"Any
time, Jen."
"I'm
working on it, Bill, I'm going as fast as I can."
"George,
get back in your seat and get ready to start an engine. We're only going to
have one chance at this before we get too low."
I
inserted one end in the fitting on the breaker that connected to the equipment.
The other side of the breaker was the live power. I used the insulated cutters
to slip the wire under the screw on the power side of the breaker. A huge spark
jumped across the joint as I inserted the wire. I tightened the screw then
looked over at Bill. He gave me a thumbs up then pointed to the console awash
in live instruments.
"We're
live folks. Let 'er rip George."
"OK,
Bill. Attempting a start on number one."
The
engine sputtered to life then died. The scene was repeated twice more.
"Come on, baby. Light off. Just one more try…"
George
hit the start button again and held it. Slowly, oh so slowly, the engine
sputtered to life until it was running steadily. George scanned the gages.
"We're up, Bill. It's all yours."
Bill
slowly advanced the throttle testing the stability of the tiny plane on a
single engine. "We're good. The air speed is up and we're climbing slowly,
it's slushy on the controls but I think we'll make it. George, get on the radio
to Memphis and let them know what happened. Declare an emergency and get us
cleared for the nearest airport."
"Right."
George popped on the headset. After several calls he finally got through. A red
light on the engineering panel grabbed my attention. I tapped the gauge hoping
that what I saw wasn't true.
"Bill,
we've got a failure on the hydraulic pressure. The gauge reads zero and there's
an alert light."