Miss Spelled
By Melanie Brown
Copyright © 2006
“Hey dude, wait up,” called a voice
from behind me as I was opening the door to my car. I turned around and saw my
long time friend and co-conspirator Ray Murray hurrying up to me. Ray was one
of those odd combinations -- both a nerd and a jock being a gamer as well as a
football player. I was just a nerd. We were both seventeen, had part-time
jobs at the mall; me at the movie theater and Ray at a bookstore. Graduation
from high school just two months away.
“What’s up, man?” I asked. It was
Friday afternoon and I was ready to put some distance between me and school.
“Nothin’ much, Steve. I was hoping
I could catch a ride,” said Ray between breaths due to the short sprint to my
car. “My sister already left, so I can’t ask her.” Ray’s sister Rachel was a
year younger and a cheerleader.
“Your Dad took your car away from you
again?”
“Naah,” said Ray, shaking his head.
“Not this time. This morning there was transmission fluid all over the
driveway.”
I looked thoughtful for a moment and
as I gestured for Ray to get inside the car I said, “Probably just a blown
seal. Easy fix.”
“Hope so,” said Ray as he opened the
passenger door of my car and proceeded to sit down. After he dropped his books
on the floorboard, he asked, "Got anything goin' this weekend?"
I slammed my door shut and frowned
as I looked over at him. I said, "Are you serious? This is me you're
talking to. For any one else, this would be a party weekend."
Ray nodded knowingly. "You're
parents out of town for the weekend again, huh?"
"Not only that, I don’t have to
work this weekend either.” I said. “But you know what's really pissing me
off? I couldn’t get anyone to go out with me," I growled. "What's
wrong with us, Ray? We couldn't get a date tonight if we bribed the girls with
diamonds to go with us." Ray’s sister was really cute and like I said,
about a year younger than us. She wouldn’t go out with me either.
"We're nerds, dude,"
shrugged Ray. "Actually, I was asking if you were going to set up a
death-match server tonight."
"Probably, since that's what we
do each Friday night instead of going out with girls." That's what we
normally did on weekends. One of us would set up a server and the other would
join in. It normally didn't take long before others who had no life and/or
date would join our server.
Ray bent down to his stack of books
on the floor and picked one. “Steve, you mind running past the library
downtown? I have a book that’s due back today.”
I nodded and said, “No problem.” I
rarely went downtown any more. It had been dying for years after they built
the mall fairly close to our house.
It only took a few minutes to arrive
at the library. It was only a few minutes later when Ray returned to my car
after dropping off his book. Because of traffic, I couldn’t just make a
U-turn, so I turned down a back street in order to turn around.
Staring out the window, Ray said,
“You know, it’s just too bad we can’t snap our fingers and conjure up our own
girlfriends.”
I laughed. “That’d be perfect,
wouldn’t it? Create our own dream girls and not waste our time with those
snobby bitches at school!”
As we drove down the backstreet, a
sign on a store front I’d never seen before caught my eye and I pulled across
the street from it at the nearest empty parking spot.
“What are you stoppin’ here for,
dude?” Ray asked.
“You want to do something different
tonight? Try a little experiment?”
“What are you talkin’ about, man?”
asked Ray, sounding confused.
I pointed at a store across the
street, nestled between a barber shop and a laundry. “That.” I said. The sign
read ‘Charlotte’s Old-Tyme Magic Store.’
Ray laughed and said, “You gotta be
shittin’ me, man. Why do you want to go into a stupid magic store for?”
“You just said it yourself a second
ago.” I said, starting to get out of my car. “We can try conjuring up our own
dream girls!”
Ray just looked at me like I was an
idiot. “That’s stupid. There’s no such thing as magic. Talk about a waste of
time!”
I frowned and asked, “You got
anything better to do tonight, chump?”
Ray didn’t answer. He just got out
of the car.
As we walked across the street
towards the store, I said, “Besides, it might be a fun store to look through.”
Ray stopped in front of the store
and turned to face me. He said, “Do you really believe that you’re going to
find anything in there that will make girlfriends just pop out of thin air?”
I shrugged. “No, not really. But
does it hurt to look? Like I said, is there anything better to do?” I turned the
old fashioned door knob and opened the creaky door.
The store was somewhat narrow, but
deep, with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves stuffed with leather bound books big
and small. There were strange mechanical devices that seemed to serve no
purpose. Tables crowded the middle of the room with scattered books and boxes
of unfamiliar items. There was a rack and table devoted to obvious stage
magician items like inter-linking rings, cards, etc. A skeleton stood in one
corner.
An old woman with glasses was hunched
over the counter, absorbed in a rather old looking book. She looked up as we
entered and adjusted her glasses. She called out in an old, but very clear
voice, “May I help you young gentlemen with something?”
Ray said as he opened a large dusty
book and leafed through it, “We’re just looking.”
The old woman just nodded and went
back to reading her book.
I examined the bookshelves for a few
minutes, running my fingers across the backs of old leather bound volumes,
looking for a title to jump out at me. I finally walked back to the counter at
the rear of the store where the old woman was. I said to her, “Excuse me,
ma’am?” She didn’t look up at first, so I said a little louder, “Ma’am?”
She looked slightly disoriented as
she looked up at me and her eyes re-focused. “Oh, sorry sir. Have you found
something you like?”
I frowned and shook my head. I
said, “No, not yet. I was hoping you could help me.”
From the middle of the store, Ray
closed the book he was looking at and said, “Steve, let’s go.” He looked at
the old woman and said, “No offense, but this place creeps me out. I can’t
believe what I saw in this book here.”
She peered across the room to look
at where Ray was standing. She said in all seriousness, “Yes. You probably
should stay clear of those books unless you’re an advanced witch.” She looked
back towards me and asked, “What did you need help with, sir?”
I laughed nervously and said, “Well,
ah…I’m looking for…um…do you have any books about conjuring up stuff. Or
creating stuff out of thin air. That kind of thing. Nothing dangerous like
demons or anything.”
The old woman scrutinized us both.
She asked, “Are either of you boys witches?”
Ray was walking towards us as he
answered, “Not hardly. Let’s go, Steve.”
She looked at me and said, “Bringing
forth any entity carries a risk of something really nasty coming through as
well, if you’re not careful. I have a book on simple spells that include some
conjuring. But with little or no experience in such matters, it’s hard to say
how much success you would have. What did you boys have in mind, if I may
ask?”
Ray said sarcastically, “Stevie here
had the brilliant idea to use a magic spell to get us a couple of girls for the
night.”
The old woman frowned and asked,
“You’re wanting to cast some charms on unsuspecting girls so they’ll go out
with you?”
Gesturing with both hands I said,
“Oh, no, no, no. I thought we could just create our dream girls. Is that
possible?”
The old woman nodded and said, “It’s
possible. I just don’t know if I want to release that kind of magic to rank
amateurs such as yourselves. You never know what kind of side effects you
might have. But, like I said, I do have a book of simple spells that may do
what you’re wanting. It’s rather old though and expensive.”
I pulled my dad’s credit card out of
my pocket and said, “Money’s no object. This is for real? You can actually do
stuff like that?”
Ray grabbed my shoulder and said,
“Of course it isn’t real, you moron. This is a book store. She sells creepy
old books. She probably has a buyer’s advantage club she’ll try to plus sell
you too.”
I frowned at Ray and said, “Not
every book store is like the one you work at.” I turned to the old woman and
asked, “How much?”
The old woman’s eyes sparkled as she
said, “You’re friend doesn’t have much faith, does he?” Before I could answer,
she continued, “Just a moment, sir. Let me find the book and I’ll let you know
how much it is.”
She walked from around the counter
and over to a ladder attached to a track in the ceiling. She slid the ladder
down a couple of shelves and then climbed up the ladder. She muttered to
herself as she fussed over several books. After a few minutes, she pulled a
small, dust covered book from the shelf and started slowly back down the
ladder.
She handed me the book and said, “I
think this may…um, do the trick.” She chuckled to herself as she made her way
back to the other side of the counter.
I examined the cover of the book.
There was no title either on the front cover or on the binding. How the hell
did she know what book she was getting. Maybe Ray was right. She was just
conning us.
I looked through the pages of the
book as I walked back to the counter. The book was written in script rather
than printed and the illustrations were pen and ink drawings. There were all
kinds of ‘spells’ in the book ranging from love potions to creating wealth to transmogrifying
objects.
The old woman was looking down at a
paper list as I returned to the counter. She looked up and said, “You’re in
luck. That book is on sale. It’s only seventy-five dollars.”
I looked at the book. It looked
really old. Regardless of its content, just from its age alone, it should be
worth more than that. If nothing else, it could be entertaining just reading
the alleged spells. I said, “I’ll take it.”
Ray sputtered, “Steve, are you
nuts? Even if it is just your dad’s money, you shouldn’t throw it away like
that! We could use that money to get that new game we were looking at the
other day.”
I said, “I want to do something
different. And my curiosity is sky high right now.” I turned to the old woman
and asked, “Are these safe?”
The old woman shrugged as she rang
up the sale and said, “No warranty expressed or implied. Caveat emptor and all
that jazz. The spells won’t let you harm a second party and you can’t cast one
spell to counter-act another. Still, remember that there’s always risk when
using that kind of magic. Especially when you don’t know what you’re doing.”
As she put the book in a plain brown
paper bag and handed it to me, I asked, “Do these spells need anything exotic,
like eyes of newts and shit like that?”
The old woman rolled her eyes and
said, “I just sell books. Go next door to buy your caldron and black pointy
hats.”
* * *
Ray and I were sitting on the floor
of my upstairs room. We were alone in the house. The book was laid out in
front of us. I had found what seemed to be an appropriate ‘spell’. All that
was needed was to write down on note cards exactly what we wanted and then we
were to hold hands and chant.
Ray just held his card and wasn’t
writing anything. He said, “Don’t you feel the least bit silly? This is a
colossal waste of time.”
I looked up from my card and frowned
at him. “Don’t you have any sense of adventure? If it doesn’t work, at least
we did something different from the same old shit we do every weekend.”
I wrote a few more lines on my
card. “There!” I announced. “I’ve finished my list. Here’s my dream girl.” I
started to read down my list. “My dream girl has long dark brown hair, big blue
eyes, soft kissable lips, nice firm tits, but not too big. Long legs,
great ass, and tight pussy. She’ll be a little dumb but have a great sense of
humor and laugh easily. She’ll be kind and loving and a little submissive.
Oh, and hornier than hell. What do you think?” I scribbled that last item
quickly on my list.
Ray took the card and said, “Can I
just use your list?”
I pulled the card from his fingers
and said, “No, it needs to be in your own handwriting.”
Ray started to write his list. He
asked, “Now how is this supposed to work?”
“According to the book, we hold
hands, yeah, I know…I’ll read my list while you chant what’s written in the
book. The words don’t make sense, but you have to say them exactly.”
Ray suddenly looked worried. “What
happens if I don’t? And should we draw a pentagram around us or something?”
I shrugged. “I don’t know what will
happen if you say it wrong. That old woman suggested these were safe for
amateurs to use.”
Ray frowned. “She also said there
was always a risk.”
I laughed and said, “What are you
worried about? You don’t believe it’s going to work anyway!”
“I don’t,” Ray admitted. “But then,
I don’t really want to be ripped to shreds by some stupid demon, either.”
“Well, let’s see,” I said. “You can
finish your list after we conjure up my dream girl. Are you ready to give it a
try?”
Ray looked unsure. He put down his
pencil and note card and said, “I guess so. Hand me the book.”
“All right! Let’s make me my dream
girl!”
I slid the book across the floor to
him. I laid the note card in front of me which placed it between us. Neither
one of us cared for it, but we took each other’s hands. I started to recite
the list over and over while Ray began the chanting.
The book said to do this part for
about twenty minutes. The book was rather vague, but it said the person reading
the list will feel when the time is right. At that moment I was to shout my
desire while Ray would continue to chant. Then the event, whatever it was,
would occur. It really didn’t seem enough, but I was glad it didn’t call for
drinking goat’s blood or something else disgusting.
As Ray chanted and I recited the
list, I could feel a slight chill that started to make the hairs on my arms
stand up. I started to feel dizzy. There was lightning outside and I could
hear the wind picking up. I closed my eyes, but I could see a brilliant light
before me and it felt like I was surrounded by electricity. My gut suddenly
wrenched…
“Make me my dream girl!” I shouted
at the top of my voice, which sounded strained and raspy. Just like in the
movies, the window violently burst open and a strong wind blew through along
with a loud thunder clap and a bright flash of lightning. I felt like I was
about to throw up and then everything went blank.
* * *
I felt disoriented, as if I was
spinning around. I slowly opened my eyes and the dizziness started to leave my
head. I felt achy. I was still on the floor and I could see Ray sprawled
across the floor opposite me. A shaft of morning light pierced the still open window.
Loose papers and even leaves apparently blown in from the open window were
strewn across the room.
I didn’t feel quite right and my
head hurt. I was afraid to move. Just what the hell happened? I turned my
head and scanned the part of the room that was visible to me. Did anything
actually happen? I wondered where my dream girl was. There was just Ray and me
as far as I could see. Did she leave?
Ray started to stir. I managed to
sit up. I felt totally weird. When Ray lifted his head I said, “Ray, I think
it was a bust. Lots of noise and light, but I don’t think we got a girl out of
it.” My voice sounded strange to me, but I also had a throbbing headache.
Ray turned to look at me. When he
did, his eyes grew as big as saucers. He pointed at me and said, “Dude! It
did work.” He twisted his head quickly around. “Man, where are you? The most
beautiful girl I’ve ever seen is sitting right in front of me.”
I frowned and said, “That’s me, you
asshole. Quit foolin’ around.” I started to stand up. Something just wasn’t
right.
Still on the floor, Ray managed to
jump back a foot, his face twisted in apparent shock. “Steve! My God it’s
you! Y…you…you’re a girl, dude!”
"Cut it out, man!" I said,
just as several strands of long, dark brown hair slid across my eyes.
"What the hell...?"
"Holy shit, man! What did you
do? Why are you a girl?" Ray slowly climbed to his feet.
"I don't believe you. This is
some kind of joke. You did something while I was asleep..." I reached up
and felt my face. My face felt smooth and my hand was soft. I looked at my
hand. It was smaller than I remembered it. I felt my nose. It was small. I
felt my head and ran my hands down through long silky hair.
I started to shake. Cold chills ran
down my spine. "No man, there's no way this is real. This can't be
happening."
Ray took a cautious step towards
me. "Believe it, Steve. You're a chick."
I felt my chest. "Oh my God!
I've got tits, man!" I reached up under my shirt and felt my chest
directly. "They're small, but definitely tits."
I was really shaking now. I felt
sick to my stomach. I was totally scared shitless. My mouth went dry as I
contemplated what I might find as I slowly slid my hand into the front of my
pants.
Ray looked like his eyes were going
to fall out of the sockets and his mouth hung wide open as he watched me.
"This ain't happening. It just can't."
Instead of what should have been
there, my fingers found a slit and my fingers slipped a little ways inside. I
was instantly nauseated and jerked my hand back out of my pants. I collapsed
to the floor, crying, "Oh my God no!! This is impossible!"
Ray just stood there, staring at me.
I looked up at Ray and said in an
alien voice, "I've got a pussy. I've got a goddamned pussy!"
Ray sat down on my bed and just
shook his head as he stared at me.
I suddenly shouted, "No! This
isn't really happening!" I jumped up and ran across the hall to the
bathroom and slammed the door.
I looked at myself in the mirror and
I couldn't believe what I saw. Staring at me from the mirror was the most
beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life, with a mane of long, silky dark brown
hair. She had large, beautiful blue eyes, perfect nose and perfect lips. She
was wearing my clothes...clothes that were now way too big.
I pulled my shirt off and there were
two perfect, firm breasts. I felt a trickle of sweat roll down the center of
my back.
I cupped my right tit with my hand
and gently massaged the nipple with my thumb. My whole breast tingled and the
nipple started to stand erect. The feeling was incredible. I quickly dropped
my hand.
Beads of sweat popped up on my
forehead and my whole body began to feel clammy with sweat. I was breathing
heavy and I couldn't take my eyes off me. Finally I tore my eyes away from the
mirror and started to open the door. I realized I wasn't wearing a shirt. I
quickly slipped the shirt back on and exited the bathroom.
Stunned, I sat on the bed next to
Ray and stared blankly at the floor. "I'm a girl, Ray. I'm a fucking
girl."
Ray looked over at me and said,
"What went wrong, man? Did we do exactly what the book said?"
I shrugged and said, "As far as
I know. I read the list over and over while you chanted. Like the book said,
I felt when the time was ready and I said I wanted to make my dream girl."
Ray looked thoughtful for a moment.
Finally he said, "But that's not what you said. You said it differently
somehow."
I furrowed my brow and said, "I
know what I said, Ray. I'm pretty sure that's what I said."
Shaking his head, Ray said,
"No, it was different." He thought for a few moments, and then said,
"I know what you said! You didn't say, 'Make my dream girl.' You
said...'Make me my dream girl! You told the book to make you your own
dream girl!"
I just sat there, dumbfounded a
moment. "Oh my God, you're right! I didn't think about it. The spell
worked, but I said it wrong! Damn! This is a disaster! What am I going to
do? I can't stay a girl! Mom and Dad will be home Sunday night. They're not
going to believe this happened. And I can't go to school this way!"
I slapped my forehead. "What a
fuckin' moron I am! This is bad. This is sooo bad." I buried my face in
my hands.
There was a long silence before I
looked back up and saw Ray studying me.
"I'm not sure, but it looks to
me like you're about thirteen years old. Your dream girl is a thirteen year
old girl?" His face was suddenly hostile as he shouted, "You
perv!"
"My dream girl isn't thirteen.
I...I..." I looked down at the floor again and noticed the note card with
my list. "I didn't specify an age. I bet that if the spell had worked
correctly, there'd be a thirteen year old girl here with us."
Ray got up from sitting on the bed
and stretched his muscles. As he looked out the open window, he said,
"Okay, genius. What's next?"
"I don't know," I said.
"I just don't know...I can't stay this way, that's for sure." I
thought a moment then said, "Let's go back to the magic store. I bet she
knows how to reverse these spells."
Frowning, Ray said, "Remember,
she said no warranty."
“We have to try something! I can’t
be like this when Mom and Dad get home! They won’t believe I’ve turned into a
girl. Nobody would.” Still sitting on the bed, I started to cry.
Ray instinctively put his arm around
me and said, “Don’t cry! We’ll figure something out.”
I never noticed it before, but Ray
seemed to have an odd smell to him. Not bad, but oddly attractive. I felt so
secure in his arms. The contact with his skin started a tingling inside me. I
looked up at Ray’s face. I had always before thought he looked like a dork. I
never realized just how cute he was.
I jumped up off the bed and shouted,
“No!” I had to maintain self control. I bent down and picked up the note
card. Pointing, I said, “I’m a victim of my own stupidity. I wish I’d left
this last item off.”
“You don’t want to be hornier than
hell?” Ray asked, grinning.
Impatiently I said, “Well, come on,
doofus. Let’s get to that magic store. I don’t want to be a girl any longer
than I have to.”
Ray just sat there on the bed.
Calmly he said, “Are you planning on going downtown dressed like that?”
I looked down at the oversized shirt
and pants draped over my form. “You’re right. You probably should go buy me
some girls’ pants and a shirt of some kind.”
Ray sat there looking thoughtful for
a moment. He asked, “Why don’t I just get Rachel and bring her over here with extra
clothes and whatever?”
Shocked, I said, “You can’t do
that! Your sister will see me!”
“She’s seen girls before.”
“She hasn’t seen this girl
before, and I’d like to keep it that way,” I said, irritated he’d make such a
suggestion. “The fewer who know about this, the better.”
Ray said. “I don’t think we have a
choice. You can’t go outside looking like that. It’d draw too much
attention. We need an expert on girls. Now, hand me your car keys.”
“You’re not going to leave me here
alone are you?” I asked.
Frowning, Ray said, “I doubt I’ll be
gone more than twenty minutes.”
I touched Ray’s hand and said, “Why
don’t you just take me with you?” Touching Ray caused an unexpected twinge of
excitement.
“Because my parents are home. Now
give me your keys please.”
Already starting to feel lonely I
said while pointing, “On top of the dresser.”
* * *
“You guys were trying to do what?!”
exclaimed Rachel as she stared at me.
“Like I said, to make a girlfriend,”
offered Ray. “Something backfired.”
Looking irritated, Rachel said,
“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of!” Turning toward me she
continued, “I don’t know how they suckered you into this gag, but, “ turning
back towards Ray, “it isn’t one bit funny. Why are you wasting my time like
this? Where’s Steve?” She tossed a plastic bag of clothes onto the bed.
Ray pointed at me and said, “He’s
right there.”
Rachel folder her arms and scowled.
“The joke is over. Take me home now.”
I started crying. “I told you she
wouldn’t believe it. I doubt I’d believe it either.”
Ray picked up the spell book from
the floor and handed it to Rachel. “Here’s the book. The spell we used is on
page 67.”
Rachel just looked at the book, but
wouldn’t touch it.
“Take it!” Ray said forcefully.
“Look through it.”
She finally took the book and
started thumbing through it. After perusing it for a few minutes and looking
back and forth between me, the book and Ray. Still looking at the book, Rachel
said, “You guys are actually serious, aren’t you? You really were trying to
use magic to make a girlfriend?”
“Yep” replied Ray, simply.
“And Steve somehow managed to turn
himself into a girl instead?”
“That’s about the size of it,” said
Ray.
“See? I told you, Ray.” I said,
pouting. “Nobody’s going to believe it. People just don’t turn into girls
every day, you know.”
“Dammit, Steve! Will you shut up,
already? How many times are you going to say that!”
“Until somebody believes me or I
turn back!” I snapped.
Ray gestured towards the door.
“Leave the clothes here, Rach. I’ll go ahead and take you home. I was hoping
you could help get Steve presentable so we could go downtown without attracting
attention.”
Rachel looked confused for a
moment. “You guys aren’t backing down on this, are you? You aren’t trying to
fool me?”
I glared at her and said, “What
would be the point?”
“To make me look foolish,” said
Rachel, folding her arms again.
Ray said, “Why bother? You do a
good enough job of that yourself.”
“Never heard that before.”
We all just stood there in silence
for a few moments and stared at each other.
Finally Rachel walked up to me and
said, “Is that really you in there, Steve?”
“Yep, it’s me,” I said.
With a look of resignation, Rachel
said, “I’m not sure if I’m totally buying this, but what do you want me to do?”
Ray said, “Well, look at him. He
can’t go out in public like that. None of his clothes fit.”
Rachel studied me for a moment, and
then said, “Yeah, she’s close to the same size I was when I was thirteen. A
little shorter though. I got shorts and I got skirts.” She rummaged through
the clothes in the bag and started to remove some items.
“Shorts,” I said.
Rachel shook her head as she studied
me again. “No…I think we’ll go with this skirt and this top. It’ll look
cute. And let’s see…my first real bra and panties. I brought some make-up
too.”
“No make-up,” I protested.
Rachel shook her head and said,
“Sorry, Steve. Since you wanted to be a girl, we’re going the whole nine
yards. Why did you want to be a thirteen year old girl, anyway?”
“I didn’t want to be a girl,
remember? I was trying to create my perfect girlfriend.” I sighed.
Rachel looked disgusted. “Your
perfect girl is a thirteen year old?”
I scowled and asked, “Can we talk
about this later?”
Ray handed Rachel the note card and
helpfully added, “Here’s what he was trying to create.”
Rachel frowned as she read the
list. She said, “My God, Steve. This is awful. I hope you have to stay like
this a long time, you little jerk.”
Feeling miserable, I asked, “Can we
just get on with this?”
Rachel laid out the clothes on the
bed and turned and stared at Ray.
Ray looked at her, then looked at
me, then switched back to Rachel. “What?”
Sounding annoyed, Rachel said, “She
has to get dressed.”
“Yeah, so?”
“So, do you mind leaving?” Rachel
said sternly. “Go wait downstairs.”
Turning red slightly, Ray said, “Oh,
yeah. Right. Sorry.”
After Ray had left, Rachel said,
“Okay, girlie-boy, strip down.”
Frowning at her, I slipped out of my
oversized clothes.
I felt my face get warm as she
looked me up and down. She said, “I’m jealous. The guys are going to love
you.” She handed me a pair of pink nylon panties.
“I don’t plan on staying a girl long
enough to find out.” I said as I pulled the panties up my legs. I was finding
it harder to concentrate. I had to suppress the giggles.
Rachel helped me put on the bra. I
didn’t care for the bra. It was uncomfortable. She handed me a pleated denim
mini skirt next. Then she handed me a light blue knit top. It left some of my
stomach exposed.
“Rachel, this shirt is too small.” I
said.
She shook her head and said, “It’s
supposed to look like that.”
I tried to pull the top down. It
wouldn’t stretch that far. “I feel stupid dressed this way.”
Rachel looked at me approvingly.
“You look really cute. You’re going to have to beat the guys off with a
stick.”
“Wonderful,” I said sarcastically.
I stifled another giggle.
“Make-up is next.” Rachel said as
she pulled some other items out of the bag.
“I don’t want to wear make-up.” I
repeated.
“Most girls your age just love
wearing make-up.”
“I’m not most girls.”
Rachel ignored me as she started
smearing this nasty stuff on my face. “You’ll get used to it. In fact, you
won’t want to go outside without wearing it.”
“Isn’t this kinda over-kill to just
go downtown and get changed back?” I asked.
Rachel giggled. “Yes, it is. I
just thought it’d be fun.”
Rachel fussed with my hair and
make-up for several minutes and finally she backed away to size me up.
“You’re very pretty, Steve.
Beautiful actually.” She walked around me, looking at me from all sides. “Let’s
call you Stephanie for now. Steve just doesn’t cut it any more.”
“Please don’t call me that.”
Rachel gestured towards the door.
“Come on, Stephanie. Let’s see what a pretty girl you are.”
Taking my hand, Rachel led me across
the hall to the bathroom. She stood me in front of the mirror and said, “Take
a look!”
I looked at myself in the mirror for
the second time that morning. It took my breath away. With the right clothes
and a little make-up, I was drop-dead gorgeous! I couldn’t believe it. I
couldn’t take my eyes off my image. All I could say was, “Wow!”
Rachel smiled behind me and asked,
“You like?”
I smiled and started posing. I felt
a cog slip inside my head. In the back of my mind, I understood that the spell
was shaping my thoughts to match what I had put on the list, but I could do
nothing to stop it. I had become a spectator in my own brain. I said, “Oh,
yes! I like it a lot!”
I stopped posing a moment and looked
thoughtful. I asked, “Do you think boys will like me?”
Rachel laughed and said, “Boys are
going to love you!” She wrinkled her brow and asked, “Do you like boys?”
I giggled and said, “That’s a silly
question! I love boys!” I giggled more as a tingle ran through my body
at the thought of being with boys. I posed again, trying to look seductive.
Rachel said, “That’s one strong
spell. Let’s go show Ray how beautiful you are.”
I giggled all the way down the
stairs. I couldn’t wait to be next to Ray again. He was just so cute. And
those muscles!
“Holy crap! As odd as this is for
me to say, Steve you’re hot!” Ray said as he saw me bound down the stairs.
“Thanks!” I said as I ran up to
Ray. “I’m Stephanie.” I just stood there ogling Ray and trying to give him a
come hither look. Ray smiled at me.
Rachel said, “Ray, I think we’d
better get Stephanie back to that book store quick. I’ve never seen a girl
this boy-crazy before. And knowing who she is, is disturbing.”
Ray managed to tear his eyes away from
me to look at his sister. “Oh, yeah, right. Would you mind going back up
stairs and getting the book and the clothes she was wearing before?”
As soon as Rachel disappeared up the
staircase, I turned to Ray and said, “Good! She’s finally gone.” I giggled
and stared at Ray admiringly. “You’re really cute,” I said as I stepped closer
to him.
Ray took hold of my arms to halt my
advance. He said, “I’m glad you feel that way, Stephanie, but let’s not get
carried away.” Turning towards the stairs, he yelled, “Rach! You need to
hurry!”
I looked at him with a puzzled
expression. I asked, “Don’t you like me?”
Before he could answer, Rachel came
back down the stairs. I glared at her.
Ray turned towards his sister and
said, “This majorly sucks! The only girl to ever come on to me this way and
she has to be my best friend!”
* * *
Ray parked the car a few doors down
from where the magic store was. I was thrilled when he held my hand as the
three of us walked down the sidewalk.
We walked almost the length of the
block before Ray stopped. He said, "That's odd. It was almost right in
the middle of the block. How could we miss it?" We turned around and
began retracing our steps. It was obvious Ray was a take-charge kind of guy. I
like that in a guy.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Ray as
we stopped yet again. "Here's the barber shop it was next door to."
He turned us around again and took a few steps back.
"I don't understand." Ray
scratched his head as he looked at one door, then the other.
Rachel gave one of her famous
clueless expressions and said, "What? What are you looking for?"
"The magic store!" Ray
said, panic building in his voice. "It was right in between the barber
shop and the laundry."
Rachel looked at the blank wall.
"I don't see anything here. In fact, this space isn't big enough for a
store to be between these two places."
A cute boy suddenly stepped out of
the barber shop. I think I recognized him from school. He looked at me and
smiled. I said, "Hi! Nice haircut! I mean it." The boy just said hi
and kept on walking.
Ray disappeared into the barber shop
and returned a few moments later, looking confused.
"I just talked to one of the
barbers.," said Ray when he returned. He said he's been working here for
thirty years and there's never been a magic store next to his. I don't
understand. How could a whole store just disappear like that?"
"By magic?" I offered.
Ray ignored me and said, "Let's
go back to the car. We have to figure something out. Steve's parents will be
back Sunday night sometime. I don't think they'd believe anything we said if we
tried to tell them that this cute little thing…" He pointed towards me.
"…is their Steve."
He said I was cute!
We piled back into my car, with Ray
at the wheel. Rachel started looking through the magic book as Ray said,
mainly to himself, "This is a disaster. I wonder if there's another magic
store in town."
Rachel finished reading something in
the spell book before responding. “Uh, how much of this book did you guys actually
read before trying to do anything?”
Ray looked over at me. I just
smiled at him. For some strange reason he frowned and turned back to Rachel.
He said, “I dunno. Steve just flipped through it until he found a spell that
he thought would do what we wanted.”
“Boys!” Rachel said shaking her
head. “Look. It says right here…” she pointed at a paragraph on page two of
the book she was holding. “…’All the spells in this book will expire in
approximately twenty-four to thirty-six hours after being cast.’ Steve will
return to his old boyish self tonight or tomorrow sometime.”
Ray extended his hand for the book.
“Let me see that!” He read from the book for a minute. “You’re right! All
right! That is great news!” He turned towards me and said, “Stephanie, you’ll
be back to normal by Sunday for sure, man!”
“What do you mean back to
normal?” I asked feeling confused. “I’m about as normal as I want to be.”
Ray said, “No, man. You’ll go back
to being a guy again.”
“Being a guy?!” The thought made me
nauseous. “I don’t want to be a guy! I want to be with a
guy…or two…or fifty…” I began to giggle.
Rachel looked at me and asked, “You
don’t want to go back to being a boy?”
What were they talking about? Going
back to being a boy? That was so silly! The thought made me giggle. I
said, “No. There’s no way I’d want to be a boy. Do you want to be a boy?”
Rachel frowned and said, “Of course
not!”
“Well, then, why do you think I want
to be a boy?” I asked, pouting.
Ray, sounding frustrated shouted,
“Because you used to be one!”
“Don’t shout at me!” I said.
Rachel turned to Ray and said, “He’s
turned himself into an over-sexed brain-dead bimbo. I don’t think you can
reason with him right now. Serve him right if he stayed that way.”
I folded my arms and said, “I’m not
a bimbo.”
Rachel laughed without humor and
said, “Girl, if you look ‘bimbo’ up in the dictionary, your picture is next to
the definition.”
Surprised, I said, “For reals?”
Rachel waved her hand to indicate
she wanted me to go away and she turned to look out the windshield. Ray shook
his head and started the car. What did I do?
As Ray pulled the car away from the
curb, he said, “I have to be at work at one. You guys want to get some lunch?
And, what do you want to do with that…” he pointed back at me, “…the rest of
the day?”
Rachel said, “Someone’s going to
have to watch her. There’s no way she can be left alone.” She was quiet a few
moments, and then she continued, “We’ll just go to the mall with you. What
time do you get off?”
“Seven o’clock.”