The Reluctant Cheerleader
by Melanie Brown
Copyright © 2003
Part 2
As I stood there silently watching Jeff regain his composure and wave off
obvious questions from teammates asking if he was okay, several members of the
squad came running up to me.
"Chrissy, are you alright?" Brandi asked. I looked around and
saw Stephanie helping Mandy get up from the ground.
"Yeah, I'm fine...I guess." While the other girls were
standing in front of me, I quickly made a final adjustment of my panties. My
bra was askew as well, so I made a quick adjustment of that too. Another quick
inspection showed me that I didn't get the stuffing knocked out of me...
Mandy brushed off her uniform and started clapping her hands and yelling,
"Okay guys, come on! We got some cheering to do!" The show must go
on.
We started to set up our interrupted stunt again. While going through
the moves, I couldn't help but worry about what could happen if Jeff had seen
me exposed. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but then, his hitting on me
was entirely his idea. I really would have preferred he'd just stayed away. I
also didn't want him to get pissed and pound me into the ground. My reverie
was broken by Mandy's shouts for me to pay attention to what I was doing.
I kept an eye on Jeff for any indication that he knew. Not once during
the rest of the game did he look in my direction.
* * *
The game finally ended with our team winning 13-12. If I hadn't been so
worried, I might have even found it interesting. My ordeal as cheerleader was
over, but now I had to worry about Jeff spilling the beans and having tons of
humiliation piled on top of me. While folks were celebrating the outcome of
the game and slowly loading all the equipment back on the busses, I just sat
dejectedly on the back bumper of the band's bus. I heard some footsteps
crunching on the grass.
Turning, I saw it was Jeff. Oh God, here it comes, I thought. He
flashed a very quick, weak smile -- almost a grimace -- at me and then looked
at the ground, as if he really couldn't bear to look in my direction. He
continued to walk slowly toward me and then just stood there, looking off into
space for a few moments. Then he sucked in a deep breath.
"Hey...uh..." Jeff started to say as he finally looked up at
me. "Look, uh, hey Chris, jeez I'm sorry about what happened outside the
locker room tonight,” he blurted. Then he looked away again. "I didn't
know, okay?"
I just looked at him for a moment, then slid off the bumper of bus and
took a step toward him. I folded my arms defensively and said, "Jeff.
Look man, I wasn't trying to fool you. The girls just asked me to help out.
No one was supposed to know that I was on the squad. I hoped that no one would
guess it was me while I was in this uniform."
"I just got through talking to Coach Renwick." Jeff said,
seemingly ignoring my comment. "I asked her why the hell did she have a
guy pretending to be a girl in the cheerleaders." The way his voice went
up, I could tell he was getting pissed. "Why didn't you tell me? Why did
you let me..." he paused for a moment. He screwed up his face like he was
about to spit out something nasty and continued, "...k..kiss...you?"
"What?! I didn't 'let' you kiss me." I sputtered. "It
was your idea and it took me totally by surprise!"
Jeff ran his hand through his hair as he looked at the ground. After a
pause he looked back at me and said, "You're right. I shouldn't
have...even if you'd been a girl I shouldn't have." He looked around for
a second, shrugged and continued, "Look, I understand why you're doing
this and Coach Renwick asked me to keep what I saw quiet, since you were doing
her a favor. " He pointed at me and said, "You don't tell anyone
that I kissed you, got it?"
I nodded and said, "No problem there. Trust me, I don't want anyone
to know that either!" And with that, he turned away from me and slowly
disappeared into the shadows.
* * *
I was really dreading going to school that Monday. Even more so than
usual. It was overcast, dark and drizzly as I walked the few blocks to
school. Jeff's car whizzed past me, the splash from the puddle he roared
through just falling short of hitting me. A couple more cars drove past me as
I walked on. A car slowed down behind me and a horn honked. I looked around and
it was Mandy.
"Hey girl! Like, what are you doing walking on a day like today?
Come on, get in!"
As I climbed into her car, I said, "I appreciate the ride, but
please don't call me 'girl', okay?"
"Sorry, I didn't mean anything by it. I've just gotten so used to
thinking of you as just one of the girls."
We rode the rest of the way in silence. When Mandy parked her car I
turned to her, smiled and said sheepishly, "Hey, don't tell anyone I said
this, but I really did have fun being a cheerleader. I'm glad it's over, but
it was fun and I'm glad I got to know you guys."
She could tell I was being sincere and said, "I'm glad you had fun.
You're really a very good cheerleader, Chrissy -- uh -- Chris. Don't take this
the wrong way, but like, it's too bad you're not a girl."
"I guess I'll take that as a compliment...I think." I let out
an embarrassed laugh and said, "Well, I gotta get...it's almost time for
class and I still need to get to my locker first. See ya!" I got out of
Mandy's car, waved back at her and ran through the cold, light rain toward the
school.
As I walked through the halls, I worried about running into someone from
band. After Friday night, they're all going to think I'm a girl. I was trying
to think of some snappy answer should anyone ask why I was dressed as a boy or
some other embarrassing question. Thankfully, for the most part, everyone
ignored me as usual.
As I stopped at the water fountain for a drink just outside my first
period class, I overheard some kids walking past me. I didn't know any of
them, two boys and one girl, but one of them said, "Hey! Someone was
telling me that new cheerleader is really a guy!" Gulp!
The other boy said, "No way! That chick was hot!"
"Yes way. At least that's what I heard."
The girl chimed in with, "Oh bull! Of course she's a girl! Trust
me, I know a girl when I see one!"
"Twenty bucks says it's some faggot."
"You're on!"
I almost started to announce I wasn't gay, but I realized discretion was
the better part of valor and thought it best to lay low. An image of villagers
chasing the Frankenstein monster with torches and clubs suddenly popped into my
head. Who's spilling the beans? Was it Jeff? Someone from the band? Did
someone just put two and two together, or was it just one of those rumors that
somehow always get started? Well, it was best to just keep a low profile
anyway.
It was about twenty minutes into the class when one of the girls from the
office knocked on the door and motioned the teacher over to her. Everyone
stopped their work to watch the exchange, but no one could hear. The teacher
frowned and walked over to me and handed me a slip of paper.
In a low voice the teacher said, "You're wanted in the principal's
office, Christopher. Go ahead and take your books. I don't think you'll be
back before class ends."
I wondered what this was about. This time there wasn't an arrangement.
I couldn't imagine what it was I could have done. No sir, I didn't like it.
On the way to the principal's office, I caught a glimpse of Jeff coming
out of the bathroom. He stopped for a moment and looked quizzically at me. I
just shrugged at him and continued on my way.
As I entered the office, the receptionist directed me to go straight into
Ms. Thornapple's, office. She has been the principal at JWB High since Moses
was a student there. I took two steps into the office and stopped dead in my
tracks. What the hell was going on here? Moshed into the cramped office were
Ms. Thornapple, Coach Renwick, and all five of the cheerleaders. I had a bad
feeling about this...
"Come on in, Christopher," said Ms Thornapple. "The coach
here was just telling me what an asset you are to the squad. Personally, I was
very impressed at both the pep-rally and the game."
"Thank you," was all I said. I was still trying to figure out
why all these people were here.
The principal continued, "I don't know if Coach Renwick has
mentioned it to you yet, but the squad did manage to win the sponsors. They
were most impressed by both you and Mandy. By the way, great shot of you two
on the front page of the sports section in today's paper." Ms. Thornapple
held up a piece of newspaper with a picture of Mandy and I (and someone's arm)
doing a cheer.
I gave a quick thumbs up to the squad members and said, "Cool! Way
to go, guys! That's great news. Well, I need to get back to class." I
started to turn around and leave.
"Hold it right there, buster!" snapped Ms. Thornapple.
"You're not going anywhere. There's some issues to be discussed
here." She motioned for me to sit down in the only empty chair.
In a melodramatic way, Ms. Thornapple leaned across her desk with her
hands folded and she looked at me intently. "Christopher, while I was
indeed impressed Friday, I was also unaware that you were a boy." I
started to say something, she waved me off, and continued, "That is to say
I didn't know Nikki's replacement was a boy, until Coach Renwick informed me
this morning." Busted! Ms. Thornapple continued, "She told me your
name when she said she'd found a replacement, but I have to admit, that I
didn't know you from Adam. I thought 'Chris' was just short for
'Christine.'"
"Well, I...”
Ms. Thornapple interrupted by saying, "It's very serious business
impersonating a girl and trying to make everyone believe you are a girl on the
school campus." She looked over at Coach Renwick and said, "Coach
Renwick overstepped her authority when she asked you to pretend to be a girl,
regardless of her reasons to do so."
"Well, I..."
"So now we have a problem," Ms. Thornapple continued.
"Now we have sponsors that were not only impressed by, but also will only
donate funds to the school if a certain cheerleader named 'Chrissy' continues
with the squad." She frowned and made 'Chrissy' sound like a dirty word.
I looked over at Coach Renwick and she was studying the floor.
"Well, I..."
"There's a word, Christopher, for doing something like dressing up
as a girl in order to trick someone into giving you money." She paused
for effect, then said, "I think you know what that word is. It's called
fraud!"
"Well, I..."
"So now the school is in a bit of a fix. And, since I gave
permission, so am I. If we suddenly don't have a cheerleader named 'Chrissy',
the school loses a major sponsor and the squad doesn't go to the state
competition, people start asking where 'Chrissy' went all of a sudden, and then
it gets out that you're really a boy and that the coach and I tried to fool
everybody for money. Heads roll (mine and Coach Renwick's), the whole squad is
humiliated and scandalized and Christopher here will probably get the livin'
shinola beat out of him. Does that pretty well cover it?" Ms. Thornapple
painted a rather bleak outlook.
"Well, I..."
"Now, if you Chris, were to stay a girl and we all stuck together,
we'd all come out of this with our skins." Ms. Thornapple finally stopped
talking and all eyes turned expectantly toward me. This had all taken a sudden
turn for the worse.
"What do you mean if I *stay* a girl??" I blurted. "I
have no intention of staying a girl. Not now, not ever. How could you say
such a thing?" I was absolutely beside myself with such a suggestion.
"Nobody would believe I was a girl for very long anyway. The whole idea
is just loony!"
Suddenly a voice came from behind me, "Half the school already
thinks you're a girl. I really don't think it'd be hard to convince the
rest." Jeff was standing there in the doorway looking at all the
surprised faces.
Looking indignant, Ms. Thornapple said, "Mr. Kowalski, just what do
you think you are doing? This is a private meeting!"
"I saw Chris out in the hall, heading to the office. The secretary
left right afterward, so I peeked in through the door and saw all the
co-conspirators sitting in here and so I got curious," Jeff said.
"Ms. Thornapple, Jeff knows about Chris." Coach Renwick said.
"He's cool, right Jeff?" Coach Renwick shot a glance to Jeff that if
it had been a projectile would have taken his head off.
"Sure, I'm cool,” said Jeff as he sat down on the edge of Ms.
Thornapple's desk. "I just want some action in whatever deal you're
hatching here."
I turned to face Jeff and said, "What makes you think there's going
to be a deal, Jeff?"
Jeff just smiled and looked down his nose at me and said, "Because,
Chris, you and the rest of the gang here are up to your eyeballs in shit. I
kinda need a reason to keep quiet." Jeff smirked. Here was a side of
Jeff I hadn't seen before.
I smirked right back and said, "Okay Jeff, here's your reason to
keep quiet. Jeff here planted a big fat wet kiss on me just before the game
Friday night. He practically licked my tonsils." Mandy started laughing
and the rest of the girls sucked in a gasp while Jeff's face turned the
brightest red I've ever seen.
Jeff sputtered for a moment and then blurted out "It's just your
word against mine!"
Ms. Thornapple said, "Jeff, your blush has betrayed you. It looks
like we all have something at stake in keeping this quiet, eh?"
Mandy stopped laughing and got serious and turned toward me. "So,
Chrissy, what will it be? Become like, one of the girls and be a hero, or stay
uh your dull boring self and like destroy the lives of everyone in this room,
trashing the reputation of the cheerleaders, and of the whole school? Not to
mention, like, bringing shame on your whole family and stuff!"
Heavens to Mergatroid! Why not just give me horns and a pitchfork and
make the image complete?
Brittney spoke up and said, "Chris, please stay on the squad. We
like really do need you!"
Coach Renwick placed her arms in her lap, leaned forward and said,
"You already know how I feel Chris. I think you'd be a great
cheerleader. In fact, if you'd gotten the training earlier, I think you'd
excel at girls gymnastics. Don't do this for me or the squad, Chris, do it for
yourself. I saw quite a change in you the short time you were a
cheerleader."
"Do you folks realize what you're asking me to do?" I looked at
all the expectant faces. "In order to make this work at all, I'd have to
pretend to be a girl until the end of school next May!"
"That's right," said Ms. Thornapple. "You'd have to live
twenty-four-seven as a girl until the end of the school year."
"But I don't want to be a girl!" I shouted.
Mandy folded her arms and said, "What? Is there like something
wrong with being a girl?"
"No," I said. "Nothing's wrong with it if you were *born*
a girl!"
Jeff had an odd look on his face. "I do have something to gain from
this if Chris decides to stay a girl. I think Chris would benefit too."
Jeff slid off the desk and examined his fingertips for a moment. "I
haven't told anyone this, but remember that hard tackle I got in the first game
this year that took me out of the game? Well, the damage done to my leg is
such that the doctor told me if I don't stop playing football, I'll be stuck in
a wheelchair. He said I could probably go the rest of the season, but I'd be
taking a chance. In other words, I can kiss all those football scholarships
good-bye. If I want to go to college, I need to get an academic scholarship."
"I'm sorry to hear that Jeff, but what's that got to do with
me?" I asked.
"Well, the councilor told me that if I started making almost
straight 'A's until graduation I'd have a shot at a scholarship. Maybe not as
good as a football scholarship, but better than nothing. So, I don't have time
to be distracted by things like girlfriends and I need a tutor. If Chris
decides to stay a girl, he can pretend to be my girlfriend to cut down the
number of girls trying to get me to ask them out and to be honest, the way
'Chrissy' looks, she'd need the protection of having a boyfriend to keep down
the number of guys pestering her for a date."
I was totally dumbfounded. I couldn't believe I'd heard him say what he
said. That was ridiculous! That was disgusting! That was outrageous!
"That's perfect!" squealed Brandi. I saw the others nodding in
agreement. What the hell were they thinking?!
Ms. Thornapple said, "Chris is a straight-A student so he could help
Jeff keep his grades up. Jeff doesn't need the dates to take time from his
schoolwork, Chris can't date anyone who'd want to date 'Chrissy' and nobody
would want to cross a big guy like Jeff, we keep our cheerleader squad
together, and the coach and I keep our jobs. It's a great idea. It's settled."
"Settled!?!?!" I yelled, sounding somewhat like John Cleese in
the Parrot Sketch. "Don't I get a say in this??"
In unison, they all turned toward me and loudly said, "NO!"
"There's too much riding on this Chris," said Ms. Thornapple.
"You've got to be a man about it and take on this responsibility. We're
all counting on you,” she said flatly.
I slumped back in my chair, totally numb. This just couldn't be
happening!
"You don't think this could lead to jail time?" I argued.
Jeff said, "Chris, unless you plan to disrobe in front of the whole
school, no one is going to think you're anything other than a girl. You sure
fooled me."
Ms. Thornapple continued, "Chris, starting tomorrow, I want you to
start dressing more like a girl. Nothing elaborate. I just want to end any
further confusion folks may have about you still being a boy."
"I am a boy, dammit!"
She ignored me and said, "Start wearing a little make-up, and do
something about that hair!"
"I don't want to wear make-up! It's a pain! And I like my
hair!" I protested. In vain.
Stephanie said, "This is great Chrissy! We'll come by your house
and get you after school and we'll all chip in to get your hair done! We'll
help you pick out clothes to wear for school. It'll be fun!" Yippee.
"And Chris," Ms. Thornapple began. "Don't worry about your
school records. We'll change them to indicate that you're female, then upon
graduation, we'll change them back. And, I'm scheduling your old band period
for a homemaking class."
"You know my life is over, don't you?"
"Nonsense!" Ms. Thornapple said with a dismissing wave of her
hand. "This seems to be the best course of action for every body."
"Except me." I was completely devastated. "I have to
tell my parents you know. They may not like this little decision."
"I'm sure you can persuade them. Now run along, I have a lot of
work to do."
I started to leave, but Ms. Thornapple had one more question, "Oh,
Chris wait. You don't live on a farm do you, or your dad have any farm equipment?"
"No."
"Good. That eliminates at least one other thing from going
wrong." Ms. Thornapple then shook her head and mumbled, "Poor
Nikki..."
I turned to the others in the room as they were filing out and said,
"What have we learned today kiddies? That ethics are great unless it's
your ass in the sling, then we fall back on situational ethics where anything
can be justified!"
Brandi just said, "Oh, don't be silly!"
I left the school office a completely broken man. A man with absolutely
no control over his destiny. I didn't think the decision was fair, but I
didn't know how I could fight it without causing so much calamity on everyone.
The bell rang and the halls were suddenly filled with students, but I was
utterly alone.
* * *
I deeply dreaded walking through that door. It was the door to my own
house, and inside would be my parents innocently waiting for my bombshell to
drop on their heads. Dad had to be home as his car was in the driveway. I
delayed going home until after five o'clock. No point in delaying any longer.
I slowly opened the door and stepped through.
Mom and Dad were both sitting at the kitchen table, reading different
sections of the newspaper. Mom looked up and said, "Oh, hi Chris! I
expected you home sooner. Dinner should be ready in about half an hour."
For some reason, I'd lost my appetite.
I sat down at the table with my hands folded in front of me. I stared
blankly at the back of the paper Dad was reading. Might as well get this over
with. I cleared my throat, then said, "Mom...Dad...I've got an
announcement." They both put down their newspapers and looked expectantly
toward me.
"What is it, Son?" Dad asked as he scratched his nose.
"Well...you know how you've always wanted me to try doing something
athletic. Well, I um, well...I joined the cheerleading squad today."
Mom smiled and said, "How funny, considering how much grief you used
to give Diane about being a cheerleader."
Dad took a drink of his beer and said, "Hmmm. I didn't think your
school had any guy cheerleaders. Are they starting something new?"
I coughed nervously into my hand and said, voice squeaking, "Um, no
Dad. They don't have any boy cheerleaders at JWB High."
Dad's eye started to twitch. He hesitated then said, "Wha...what do
you mean, Son? You just told us you joined the cheerleading squad." Mom
started to frown.
"That's right, Dad. I did. The downside to this is that it's an
all girl squad. The really funny part is that the school wants me to pretend
to be a girl for the rest of the school year. Ha ha...isn't that a
scream?" Mom and Dad weren't smiling now. Dad's eye was twitching like
crazy. His mouth hung open and he was making some strange gurgling noises.
Mom reached across the table and actually slapped me. Not really very
hard, but it was still a slap. She said, "Just what the hell are you
thinking, Chris? I thought we were done with this dressing as a girl
non-sense!"
Rubbing my cheek I said, "Jeez, Mom! They need me as a
cheerleader. They actually came to me and told me how much the school could
benefit."
"The school doesn't need *you* to be a cheerleader! They can get
*anybody* to do that!"
I got a little incensed at that. "Actually, Mom, being a
cheerleader is hard work. Just anybody won't do! You have to be a combination
gymnast, dancer, strong but graceful..."
"Chris!" Dad's voice boomed across the room. "Listen to
you! The relative qualifications of being a cheerleader are irrelevant to the
fact that your school has an all-girl cheerleading squad and that you aren't a
girl."
Ignoring Dad for the moment I said, "Mom, you're right. They could
have picked any girl to replace Nikki. But they don't want just any girl.
They want me." Of course, I couldn't say the real reason they wanted me.
"But why you? You're a boy!"
"They asked me to try out. Coach Renwick used to watch me practice
with Diane. She felt I could get up to speed faster than someone completely
new." At last, something I could be completely honest about.
"Well, that's just stupid!" chimed in Dad as he plunked the
sports page of the newspaper down on the kitchen table. "There's no way
anyone is going to believe you're a girl."
I picked up the sports page, turned to page one, and handed the paper
back to Dad. "Dad, see that picture of the cheerleaders?"
Dad looked at it suspiciously and said, "Yeah, what about it?"
"See the girl on the left?" I asked.
"The cute one?" observed Dad.
"Yep. That's me," I said.
Both of Dad's eyes were now twitching, so I'm not sure how well he could
see, but he jerked the paper up for closer inspection as he said,
"Bullshit!" He then sheepishly looked over at Mom and said,
"Sorry, dear." Both he and Mom studied the photo.
Mom let out a small giggle and said, "Oh my God! That looks just
like Diane!" She looked back toward me, and after a moment of study said,
"If you were blonder, you could be her twin in this photo!"
In anguish-tinged words, Dad groaned, "You mean you've already gone
out in public as a girl? When did you do this? How could you? I...I...” His
voice trailed away as the veins started to pop up on his forehead.
I really didn't want Dad to go back to the clinic, so I tried to say as
calmly as possible, "That was last Friday night, Dad. I was originally
just going to be a cheerleader that one night." I then proceeded to tell
Mom and Dad the whole sordid tale of how I got sucked into being a cheerleader
and how I was now supposed to pretend to be a girl to cover everyone's tails.
I cleverly left out all references to Jeff's kiss.
Both Mom and Dad sat there totally dumbfounded. They both stared at the
floor in absolute silence for almost a full minute. Finally, Dad turned to Mom
and said, "This just completely sucks! I don't want my son prancing
around school like some...some teenage drag queen!"
Mom said flatly, "Well, I don't either. But he's obligated himself
to all those people and apparently they've already set the ball in
motion."
Dad argued, "We can't let this charade continue just so we don't
inconvenience anyone! Chris, do you really want to spend the rest of the
school year as a girl?"
I hesitated, then honestly said, "Well, if I had my druthers, no.
But I was outvoted and everyone is in trouble because once again, I didn't just
say 'no'."
Mom turned to Dad and said, "Look, here's what we'll do. I'm sure
they already have everything in place for Chris to show up at school as a girl
tomorrow. If he doesn't, it'll cause problems, which will lead to a scandal,
which in this town will get into the news, then we'll all be scandalized and
it'll be a mess. I'll call Ms. Thornapple and see if we can't negotiate some
way to reverse Chris' situation. If we let him pretend to be a girl for too
long, it may be impossible to reverse."
All Dad could say was, "The world has gone completely nuts."
His eye twitched.
Before Mom could say anything else, the doorbell rang. I said, "Oh,
that's the girls from the squad. They came over to help prep me for
tomorrow."
Mom said, "Okay, go ahead and play your little game for now. I hope
in the future you're more careful about what you agree to. And Chris, there's
a lot more to being a girl than just playing dress up." She got up, and
shaking her head, walked back to the stove.
Dad just sat there staring into space and said, "Why me? Why me all
the time?" I noticed that he had a slight tick from the corner of his
mouth.
* * *
We all gathered in my sister's old room. Mandy shut the door and said
with a grin, "Look what we got for you Chrissy!"
Stephanie said, "Ms. Thornapple decided that she'd help you out, so
she gave us some money to get you a few clothes to get you started. We bought
you some new make-up too."
They emptied several shopping bags of clothes onto Diane's old bed.
There was quite a collection of jeans, tops, skirts and dresses, shoes,
make-up, and even some lingerie. I couldn't begin to imagine how much this had
to set back Ms. Thornapple.
Mandy coyly asked, "So, Chrissy, like, what have you been using as a
bra stuffer?"
"Gym socks" was my reply.
Mandy grinned an evil grin, removed some items from an unmarked sack, and
giggled, "Look at these! I don't know where Coach got them, but she said
to give them to you!" Mandy handed me a pair of realistic breast forms,
with protruding nipples. From the way my face felt, I know I turned an
extremely bright red. They all enjoyed a good laugh at my embarrassment. I
was now officially a size 36-C.
When she was done laughing, Mandy said, "Oh! Before I forget -- Ms.
Thornapple like, wanted me to go over the plan for tomorrow. Brandi and I will
pick you up in the morning and uh bring you to school and we'll like, walk with
you to your first class. Until you get uh used to things, one of us will
always be with you in the halls. And you don't ever go into the girls room
unless one of us has like, scoped it out, okay? She said, if possible, use the
faculty restroom in the gym -- Coach will let you in."
I nodded. Yeppers, it was going to be a whole lotta fun not being able
to just step into the john whenever nature called.
Brittney said, "Come one guys, we got to get her ready or she'll be
late for her appointment!" They had gotten me an appointment at Mr.
Rick's Salon, the salon that Sandy had given me the card for. I went light on
the make-up and tried on one of the new short denim skirts they got me. The
breast forms surprised me with their extra weight and bounce.
* * *
As we entered the salon, we were greeted by Mr. Rick himself as he
floated across the room. He was wearing a powder blue satin shirt, opened to
reveal his hairy chest and several gold chains and his hair spiked out in some
truly strange arrangement and he sported diamond studs in his ears. If this
guy were any lighter in the loafers, he'd be in orbit. I did learn later that
this was all an affectation. He was married with three kids, and used to be a
welder until he became unemployed after his back got injured when an acetylene
bottle rolled off a loading dock and hit him. In other words, he was a
faker...like me.
"Good evening ladies" Mr. Rick greeted us. "How may I
help you this evening?"
Pointing at me, Stephanie said, "Chrissy needs a new do. Can you
help her?"
Mr. Rick reached out and lifted a limp strand of hair and said "My
my girl, what *have* you been doing to this hair. Do you brush it with an
eggbeater? Look at these split ends! You brought her here just in time. I
think we can save the patient."
As he led us to the back he said, "First a shampoo. I'm going to
leave it long, but I do have to take a little length off."
And so began the first of what would become several visits to Mr. Rick.
I have to admit, he was quite an artist. When he was done, I really believe my
own mother would have a hard time telling my sister and me apart. I looked in
the mirror and saw this little teen hottie staring back at me. I wanted to
date myself. I'm not trying to brag, I was truly amazed at how I looked.
I suspected school tomorrow was going to be decidedly different...
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End of Part 2
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