Bittersweet Tea
by
Bec D Corbin
edited by Steve Zink
Give 'em an inch, and they'll
take a mile.
Classic Folk Adage
There
have always been people who believe that they have a God given right to take
anything that isn't nailed down. And if they can pry it off the floor, then it
wasn't nailed down. They genuinely believe that they can push everyone around. And,
for the most part, they're right.
But
I found out something early on - if you look real close, these grabby types
aren't really that strong. They just trick people into thinking that they're
strong. I got the school bully to back off by handcuffing him to the boiler in
the basement of the school and leaving him there over a long weekend. He left
me alone after that.
As
a matter of fact, I've found that tripping up bullies and petty tyrants can be
quite profitable. These people tend to rely so heavily on aggression and their
intimidation factor, that they don't keep their ships in trim. I earned an MBA
in college, and got the obligatory bottom rung job at an investment brokerage. But
instead of toadying my way up the ladder, I used the brokerage's resources to
spot the grown up versions of that punk that I handcuffed to the boiler. My
first few ventures in 'giant-killing' brought me only chump change, because I
had to use the brokerage's money to do it. Then I spotted that Edgar Puckett
asshole, who'd managed to pull a very profitable 'Ponzi pyramid' in real estate.
I went out on a limb and hocked myself up to the eyeballs and positioned myself
in one of his scams. When the SEC came calling (gee, I wonder how that
happened?), his pyramid came tumbling down, and I wound up the sole owner of
several very profitable properties for pennies.
After
that, I actually had money with which to go 'giant killing', and I've
done pretty well by myself. One thing is, I don't really need to go that far to
find my prospects. All I have to do is hang around in the bars along whatever
financial district that I might be in, and listen to the moaners. And there are
always moaners. Four times out of five, they're just squeezing sour grapes, but
that fifth time is usually worth listening to. And when the tyrant that I'm
tackling is a particularly vile bastard, not only do I have people
pointing them out, but I also have people leaking me information. There have
been a couple of situations where the employees threw parties when I kicked
their old boss out the door.
As
a matter of fact, my new venture dropped in my lap because Ken Palmer, a Junior
Vice President in a company to which I was selling my latest acquisition didn't
want to send his daughter to this pricey high-toned Finishing School in
Virginia.
I
didn't read anything into it at the time; it was just another case of somebody
unloading to a trained listener. But when he started talking about the
headmistress of the school, and the hold that she had on his wife, I heard a
trace of something familiar: Fear.
I
started to pump him about the headmistress and her school. He was only too
willing to vent about it. It seems that Miss Wilks was the long-time
headmistress and absolute ruler of the Rutledge Academy for Young Ladies, in a
small town in backwater Virginia that bore the same name. The Rutledge Academy
was one of those 'legacy' finishing schools where mothers send their daughters,
because their mothers and grandmothers, and sometimes GREAT grandmothers had
gone there. The place was supposed to give the girls 'breeding and character';
from what Ken was saying, it was really supposed to take snooty little Old
Money brats and knock the snot out of their snouts. So far so good; I've had to
deal with some of those Old Money kids - they could only be improved by doing a
stretch in a high-falutin' reform school.
But
what really got to him was the high cost of sending and keeping his girl there,
not to mention all the so-called 'benefits' and 'fund-raisers' that being
connected with the Rutledge Academy seemed to involve. Oh, and there was
something else there, I could tell it, but I couldn't put my finger on it. When
I asked him why he just didn't pull her out of there and put her in a school
that only charged a finger and a toe, he shuddered. "No, I just couldn't
do that. I want to, but I can't."
'I
couldn't do that. I want to, but I can't.' To me, that is like the sound of a
Geiger Counter clicking to a uranium prospector; it means Money.
I
put my right-hand man Marvin Cameron on it. He came back with a story that
would have been too good to be true, if it weren't so weird. Miss Hannah Wilks,
the headmistress, was also the functioning owner of the Academy, through a
daunting maze of Governing Boards and Trustee Committees, none of which had
apparently actually met since Eisenhower was President. The place was
triple-mortgaged up to its cupolas and had been for decades, but there was no
sign of any interest being charged on the mortgage, let alone any attempts to
collect on those loans. The last time that any money had been paid, it had been
in 1963, when the entire amount had been paid in full; five years later,
another mortgage was taken out.
A
check of the Boards of Governors and Trustees listed a Who's Who of low-level
social, financial and political Lions in Washington, Baltimore, Richmond,
Charleston, Charlotte, Atlanta, Savannah and Augusta, including a long-sitting
US Congressman from North Carolina. Then I checked these guys against known
Alumni of the Rutledge Academy. Four out of five of them had daughters, nieces,
sisters, aunts, mothers or grandmothers who were 'Rutledge Girls'. Miss Wilks
controlled, if not directly owned, a widespread fortune in stocks,
bonds, commodities and real estate. The lynchpin of this seemed to be the
Rutledge Academy, which was the de jure owner of all this. And yet, the
school was constantly holding 'fund raisers'.
My
amazement increased even more when I managed to get an illicit look at their
tax records - neither the School nor Miss Wilks herself had paid a dime in
taxes, either at the Federal, State or County level, since the Spanish-American
War.
I
smelled blackmail, and lots of it. Miss Wilks had probably 'grandfathered' into
some kind of genteel upper-crust blackmail ring, where the 'girls' brought in
all kinds of 'gossip' about their families and associates, which the power
elite of the school used to their financial gain. And of course, the school
probably had blackmail on the 'girls', so they'd keep sending their daughters,
perpetuating the scam. It had probably been going on since the Civil War, so it
had acquired a veneer of tradition and respectability, which was why they
managed to get away with so much.
This
was the kind of setup that changes wolves into lions. Miss Wilks' position was
actually very delicate - it was just that there were so many people who didn't
dare to upset the apple cart. But I had no intention of using any of
that blackmail. Nope, blackmail is a mug's game. When I found whatever proofs
she was holding over all of them, I'd just send them to the people who 'owned'
them, with a courteous note that this was the last that they would hear about
any of this. Nobody loves a blackmailer, no matter how well bred she is. They'd
be so glad to get the Academy off their backs and out of their wallets that
they wouldn't raise so much as a peep when I scooped up all those lovely assets.
Hell, if this Miss Wilks is the ironhanded termagant that I picture her as, I
might even get invited to join a few of those Clubs that you hear so much about.
I
won't bore you with the details; let's just say that I carefully bought up a
lot of paper using second and third parties. These documents individually
didn't do much, but collectively and in concert, put me in exactly the
proper position to both kick over the apple cart and catch the fruit when it
fell. Best of all, I waited a couple of months before making the moves that put
me directly in control of all those lovely promisory notes, and there wasn't so
much as a peep from Miss Wilks' support structure. When the time came for my
TKO punch, Miss Wilks' wouldn't know what happened to her.
When
all the 'I's were dotted and the 'T's crossed, I sent Marv over to Rutledge to
give the old biddy the bad news. I needed her to react, so that I'd see who
would and wouldn't rise to her defense. Then I could take the next steps in
kicking the pins out from Miss Wilks' house of cards.
Instead,
I got a phone call from Marv. "Guy, you gotta get over here. Something
unexpected has come up."
"Like
what, Marv? Has this bitch sicced the local sheriff on you, or hoked up some
kind of bogus charge that she's trying to get to stick? If so, I can get my
lawyers to get it shuttled over to the Federal Court; she may have the local
judge under her thumb, but there's no way that she's got that kind of clout on
the Federal Circuit!"
"No,
Boss, it isn't like that. Believe me, you won't understand unless you come over
here and see it for yourself. There is no way that we take these people
on and walk away. Guy, just sell the paper that you have for what you
can get to whoever will buy it, and walk away."
"Okay,
Marv, you win."
"You're
gonna toss it?"
"No,
I'm gassing up the limo and I'm coming over there. Since you're there, get
rooms at the best hotel in that town for me, yourself and George. Also, find a
garage where George can take the limo, where they won't pull the usual idiot
tricks. George almost spent a month in jail the last time that some grease
monkey tried to pull the old 'sliced fanbelt' schtick on him."
"Are
you absolutely sure about this, Guy?"
"Marv,
what did this bitch do to you? C'mon, Ace! We've taken out experts
in intimidation! What can an over-bred blue-blooded schoolmarm show us that's
new?"
*****
George
and I drove from Washington, through the Blue Ridge mountains and into the
Shenandoah Valley to Rutledge. Rutledge is one of those little towns that the
Old Money types like to keep backwards, so that they can have country places
that seem to be 'unspoiled'. The place seemed to resent having to admit that
the Civil War was over, and only grudgingly acknowledged that WWII had ever
happened. It was one of those 'step back in time' places, where the Information
Revolution, Women's Liberation and even the Civil Rights Movement were just
nasty rumors.
The
best hotel in Rutledge looked like it had been somebody's big old house that
they'd converted too long ago to remember. George hauled our luggage upstairs,
without giving the bellhop even a chance at it. He's my driver, bodyguard,
gofer and occasional leg-breaker. We've earned each other's respect, George and
I. He's done some things for me - I won't bore you with the details - and I
made sure that he's stayed out of jail. I know that George will stand up for
me, and he knows that I'll back him up. It's the kind of employee/employer
relationships of which most businessmen dream.
I
made sure that I had a good night's sleep and a hearty breakfast before meeting
with Marv. I wanted to be on the top of my form when I bearded the dragon in
her den. When we sat down to breakfast, I noticed something different about him.
"Marv, did you do something stupid at that school, like get stuck in a
broom closet with a student?"
He
almost jumped out of his skin. "What? What are you talking about
Guy?"
"Marv,
you're acting like we're going to land on Utah Beach during D-Day. What did
that bitch Wilks pull on you?"
"Boss,
you're going to have to meet her in order to understand. She has connections
like you wouldn't believe! I really think that we should just drop
this and take a loss on it. Guy, it's a high-toned girls' school - there's
no way that you can get any sympathy from the community for what you're
going to pull. Wilks actually has the support of the locals, so you won't be
getting any help there."
I
grinned at Marv over my scrambled eggs. "Actually, Marvin, that local
sympathy is exactly what I'm counting on."
*****
Marv
got more and more nervous as we drove over to the Rutledge Academy. I got my
first look at the actual buildings coming around a bend and through a break of
trees. I was greatly disappointed that it was a clear day and there was no
crash of lightning. It really was one of the kind of buildings that Roger
Corman is always looking for to make spooky movies in. It had probably started
out as some planter's mansion in the Nineteenth Century; the front part of the
building looked like it was from about just before the Civil War. After it was
converted into a school, they apparently added a few new wings and a couple of
outbuildings. As we drove up, I had to admit that the place had a real presence.
It was definitely the last place that I'd want to go if I were a rebellious
sixteen-year-old girl.
Leaving
George with the limo, Marv and I went up to the main door. I was impressed
when, as we walked up the steps, I noticed several young girls in what was
probably the school uniform doing gardening work. When we went in, I noticed
another girl painstakingly waxing the intricate fretwork on the elaborately
carved ballustrade. Marv showed me to the office, in what had probably
originally been the front parlor. The woman working in the office told us to
wait in the hall, and she'd get Miss Lambert.
Pathetic.
The old 'waiting game'. Everybody knows that old dodge. I turned to Marv.
"Who's this Miss Lambert?"
"A
teacher and Miss Wilks' primary assistant. Apparently she handles all the
outside business, so that Wilks doesn't have to be unnecessarily bothered."
I
thought it more likely she was the current de facto power in the place,
using the old dragon's reputation as a tool while she built one up of her own. That
theory was quickly dispelled when I met Lambert. Natalie Lambert was fortyish,
attractive, charming, and far too accomodating to be the power behind the
throne around here. Everything that I'd learned about this place led me to
believe that whoever was in charge was the type who'd want everyone to know
exactly who was the boss, straight off the bat. We chatted a bit, and Lambert
tried to put me off, saying that Miss Wilks was busy.
"Tell
Miss Wilks that if I don't get a firm commitment from her as to the complete
payment of the Mortgage, I will take immediate steps to foreclose and seize all
attendant holdings to cover the unpaid balance." I figured that Wilks
would try to make a couple of trivial concessions to buy time while she put her
machine to work on levering me out of the picture. That was just what I wanted.
I knew exactly which concessions I wanted her to make. They didn't seem like
much at first, but after she made them, I'd be in a position to lay claim to
the whole kit and kaboodle. "Miss Lambert, I don't want to take unfair
advantage of this situation, but I must have a written commitment to a payment
schedule. And only Miss Wilks is in a position to make such commitments."
She
had us sit down and wait for another long while. Marv wasn't taking all this
waiting very well. Finally, Lambert came back and told us that Miss Wilks would
see us. She led us toward the back of the house, down a long narrow hallway. On
either side of the hallway were a set of four large portraits of formidible
grand dames of the Ante-bellum, High Victorian, Edwardian and WWII Eras. While
their faces were markedly different, there was a strange similarity to all of
them. My curiousity piqued, I stopped and took a long look at each of them. The
similarity was there, but for the life of me, I couldn't put my finger on it.
Miss
Lambert walked us to what's called the 'south parlor', which is supposed to be
where ladies sat in the warm sunshine during the cold winter months. Which was
ironic, because the south parlor was shuttered and draped into almost total
darkness. I couldn't find my 'hostess' in the darkness. As my eyes got used to
the dark, I noticed that not all the darkness was because of the shades being
drawn; the place was thick with cigarette smoke. The smoke was thick, and I
became aware of a hint of clove and other things mixed in with the tobacco. My
eyes were still getting accustomed to the gloom and fume, when a voice cut
through. "Exactly who do you think you are, Mister Hastings?"
It was a strong, steady voice, accustomed to giving orders. The only trace of
weakness was a touch of raggedness to it.
"I
know that I am an honest businessman, who is taking time out from his
busy schedule to deal with an overdue debt."
"I
owe you nothing."
"I
disagree. Eighteen years ago, you took out a substantial mortgage on this
school and the attendant properties. Your stated reason for taking out the
mortgage was building renovations. Really, Miss Wilks - this place
hasn't seen a contractor in fifty years! Moreover, in those eighteen years, you
haven't put forth so much as a penny to cover that legal debt."
"I
took out that mortgage with the First Old Dominion Bank, not you!"
"True
enough. But, as a lending institution, Old Dominion has a right to sell debts
and notes, especially if they think they won't be able to collect. I
bought the mortgage on this place at face value. But, it has been
eighteen years - what with late fees, accrued interest and changes in the
lending rate, the note on this place is worth THREE TIMES what I paid. I have a
legal right to collect, Miss Wilks. And I will."
"You
are a shark, Mister Hastings! A Pirate! A Thief, stealing a poor
old woman's only home!"
Okay,
the first volley had been exchanged. It was time to up the ante. I got up and
walked over to one of the windows. I pulled back the curtains and raised the
shade, letting the late morning sun in. Then I turned to face her. I could
finally see her through the remaining murk of her cigarette smoke. She was an
old woman, ninety if she was a day. She was well dressed and coifed, even if
her tastes were stuck back in the fifties. And she was small, tiny
even - her feet barely touched the floor as she sat in what was obviously her
favorite chair. But there was nothing frail or delicate about her. She sat up
ramrod straight in her chair, and held her cigarette as if it were a token of
authority. I had a flash of recognition, which took me a while to place. The
portraits in the hall, I saw the similarity now - it wasn't the face or the
figure, it was the expression on the faces. They all had the same
clenched fist expression of regal disdain and displeasure. And the eyes! They
all had these iron-hard, gun-barrel eyes that tried to diminish everything they
saw. I knew that trick, it's an old one. They try to set themselves up as the
judge of what's right and fit, so they can pass judgement on you and find you
wanting.
Keeping
the sun at my back, so that she'd have to look into the light that she
obviously didn't like, I countered with, "Poor, Miss Wilks? Hardly.
According to my findings, you're worth more than some insurance companies that
advertise on national TV."
"You're
insane! I don't even have a checking account!"
"No,
but through this school and several shell corporations - oh, by the way, Miss
Wilks, you really shouldn't insist on using the names of Old Southern
Aristocracy families for your front companies - you are a very wealthy
woman. And you are cheap! Look at those girls out there trimming and
weeding, while their parents are paying through the nose to send them here! And
all so that you won't have shell out the money for real gardeners."
"Those
girls are doing yard work, for the same reason that there are students doing
cleaning, laundry and helping in the kitchen. For discipline and self-reliance.
When they come here, they're lazy, selfish and spoiled. They have no idea of
how to fend for themselves, or of their own self-worth. By having them help
with the upkeep of this school, they learn something about responsibility,
about dedication and about the value of work. They learn to respect those who
do work, and so to respect themselves. They learn to appreciate this school,
and their homes as well. A little floor wax is a small price to pay for the
remarkable improvement in these girls' attitudes."
"Bulls-
Horsefeathers! You use every cheapskate trick to keep from paying
everything except the most rudimentary expenses, and then you have all those
'fund-raising benefits'. Miss Wilks, you pinch your pennies until Lincoln
bleeds. And I just want the money that I'm owed."
"Well,
Mister Hastings, I'll have you know that I've done some checking up on you
as well! You're a financial jackal, who rips apart companies that can't
defend themselves! I wonder what the Securities Exchange Commission would find
if they started poking around in your affairs!"
I
found a comfortable chair - not an easy thing in that room - and dragged it to
a spot where the sun wasn't in my eyes, but still in hers. I settled myself in
and regarded her with a smile. "Go ahead! Make the phone call! But
it won't do you any good. You see, Miss Wilks, I conduct my business in a
rigidly legal and ethical manner. This is because I specialize in taking down
crooks and bullies; the only way to handle weasels like that is to be
scrupulously honest."
"You!
Scrupulous! Honest! HA! I'd be surprised if you ever kept less
than three sets of books in your life!"
I
widened my grin. "Miss Wilks, the SEC went through my affairs with a fine
toothed comb not three months ago. Not only didn't they find anything wrong,
the auditors admitted that I maintained the highest standard of ethics.
"BUT,
since you raise the topic of the SEC, let me say that you wouldn't do
too well if they got interested in you. You have a very interesting
investment record - you have a history of investing at just the right time
in companies that have officers that are members of your Boards of Governors
and Trustees. And of selling out, just before similar companies hit the rocks."
She
glowered at me from the hollow of her chair. "Get out. Get out of my sight!"
I
stayed solid as a rock. "Miss Wilks, in case you're waiting for me to
leave so that you can call your good buddies Sheriff Watkins, Judge Halsey and
Mayor Hurst, let me warn you of something. Before I came to Rutledge, I left
documents concerning the Culpepper Investment Trust. You know, that investing
firm that leveraged their funds as to buy out those tech stocks at pre-crash
prices? That little debacle profited absolutely no one, except a small
investment group consisting of Sheriff Watkins, Judge Halsey, Mayor Hurst - and
YOU. So, if I get jailed, or 'shot trying to escape', or even if I have 'an
unfortunate accident', you can expect a visit from the FBI. And your old buddy
J. Edgar ain't running them anymore. And once the FBI shows up, the SEC will
follow, and after that, can the IRS be far behind?"
Mis
Wilks sat back in her chair with a fulminating pout. You could almost hear
the cogs going around in her head shift gears. She gave me one of those 'if I
only had my father's horsewhip' looks, and sighed. "Very well," she
grumbled, "let us discuss terms." She rang a small china bell. A
hefty, middle-aged black servant came in. "Elisheva, would you brew up a
pot of Bittersweet tea? I'm feeling bitter today."
With
that, we started haggling in earnest. We were discussing the possibility of her
transferring control of one of her shell companies in lieu of actual cash. I
was more than willing, but the shell company that I wanted wasn't the one that
she was offering. Then the housekeeper - or whatever she was called in this
place - came in with the tea. Miss Wilks poured herself a cup, and held the pot
over a second cup. "Mister Hastings, will you join me in a cup of
Bittersweet tea?"
"No,
Miss Wilks."
She
shot me another one of her penetrating glares. "It is the civilized
thing to do."
"Maybe.
But still, I don't think so."
"What's
the matter, Mister Hastings? Don't you trust me?"
"No,
Miss Wilks, I don't."
"You're
insulting, Mister Hastings!"
"And
you, Miss Wilks, are a murderer."
"That
is slanderous, Mister Hastings!"
I
kicked back, took my PDA out of my vest pocket, and scrolled down to the 'Brass
Knuckles' file. "Miss Wilks, people who get on the wrong side of you tend
very quickly to get very dead. In 1993, the Treasurer of the North
Carolina Heritage Foundation questioned your use of Foundation funds to effect
repairs to this dump. Not surprising, considering that the NCHF's charter specifically
states that funds are to be used for the renovation of historical homes and
buildings in North Carolina only. Not to mention the actual state of
repairs in this place. She visited, and two days later had a reaction to her
PMS medication that triggered a fatal heart attack. I called the coroner in
Winston-Salem. He said that the decision of 'Death by Misadventure' was sort of
pressed on him by your good friend Congressman Leverett.
"In
1986, the father of one of your students - one Marcus Phillip Royce to be exact
- not only pulled his daughter out of your school, but was calling for a review
of the financial dealings of the Boards on which he was serving, and had even
drawn up papers to divorce his wife! He committed suicide by drinking a
poisonous concoction that included a variant of Deadly Nightshade. Though his
wife - who was visiting you at the time - swears that the suicide note was
written in his handwriting, his business partner says otherwise. He also says
that Royce wasn't in a suicidal state of mind. Also, the detective at the scene
noted that Mister Royce hadn't taken any of the usual 'Preparations'. It seems
that suicides usually do certain things, like people who are going to jump take
off their watches and glasses, and leave their wallets on the ledge - things
like that. Oh, and Miss Wilks? Isn't 'Bittersweet' a name of a plant that grows
in these parts that's a species of Deadly Nightshade?
"In
1973, the Comptroller of the Greater Chevy Chase Bank was making noises about
calling in a long overdue note. Then, for no reason, he just stepped out into
the middle of the street, where he was run down. The man who hit him just
happens to sit on one of your boards, and has a wife and daughter who are
alumnae. Ironically, all the witnesses either sit on one of your boards, or
work for one of the companies that you control, or are alumnae of this school."
Miss
Wilks smirked superiorily. "Mister Hastings, I'm an old woman. When you
live long enough, things happen. They may seem strange if you lump them
all together, like those people who go looking for conspiracies, and try to
somehow link the Kennedy assassination up with the failure of the Edsel."
I
smirked back at her. "Old Woman? Please! You're the Godfather in drag!"
I checked my PDA again. "In 1931, your predecessor, Miss Clara Glenville -
whom everyone knew to be as healthy as a horse - just picked up and died,
leaving all her money and holdings, including her controlling interest in the
school, to you. You immediately left on a two-year around-the-world trip. Upon
your return, to immediately took over as Headmistress, despite the fact that
you had only graduated from college just before Miss Glenville's death. Since
then, there has been an average of five deaths of students here, from one cause
or another, every three years. In each case, the girl was heavily insured, and
the benefit was paid either directly to the school, or to a 'charity' that you
or one of your flunkies control. Since 1953, you've even gone so far as to
start insuring people in the Rutledge area that aren't even connected with the
school!"
"So?
It's one of our charities. Many people can't afford the payments for decent
insurance. Their families need the coverage."
"Oh?
Then why do all the people that you so charitably provide
coverage for drop dead within six months of getting the insurance? And
why is it that the benefits are never paid to the families? I see that
while the local insurance agents actually sell you the policies, they make sure
that they foist them off on other insurance providers, as far away as possible.
That's how I stumbled on that little bit of information - Glen Alderidge, one
of your local stooges, is having a hard time getting any of the big providers
to take your latest claim." I folded up the PDA and stashed it away.
"Miss Wilks, as you say, you're an Old Woman. I doubt that either prison
or death really frighten you. _BUT_ I am in a position to start proceedings
that would strip away the three things that you really do care about - Your
Reputation, Your Power, and Your Money. If I make my findings known, your
assets will be seized, your accounts will be frozen and examined with a
microscope, your allies will disassociate themselves from you, and this school
will be closed down. Your name will become an anathema. Stripped of all that,
I'm sure that you will die. And Miss Wilks? I really do hope that
there's a Hell, just for you.
"Drink
your tea, Miss Wilks? Ma'am, I'm not completely comfortable breathing the
same air as you!"
What
little pretense of civility vanished. Miss Wilks opened up with a venomous
barrage of abuse and accusation. It wasn't anything that I hadn't heard before.
Indeed, this is a standard part of my dealing with petty tyrants. They empty
out their bags of bullshit mindgames, and I laugh at them.
Finally,
she petered out. I stood up and prepared to take my leave. "Miss Wilks,
I'm staying at a local hotel. I'll come back tomorrow. I want the preliminary
papers on your desk, ready to be signed. Miss Wilks, it all comes down to this -
YOU LOSE."
Without
waiting for permission to leave, I strode out of the south parlor. I swear that
the cannon-bore eyes on those damn portraits were glaring at me. I looked back,
and saw Marv standing there, as if he couldn't make up his mind whether to stay
or go. "Marv! C'mon! I don't wanna have to stay in this firetrap any longer
than I have to!"
Marv
caught up to me and followed me out to the limo. George was under the hood of
the limo, checking something out. But then, he would be. George loves that car;
if I let him, he'd sleep in it. Reluctantly, he stopped fiddling with whatever
it was he was fiddling, wiped his hands first the right, then the left, then
the right again, all very precisely, and got behind the wheel. As he revved up
the engine, he asked, "So, Boss - how'd it go?"
"Y'know,
George, sometimes I wonder if I'm really all that different from the
assholes that I take down. Then something like this comes along. George, even
if there weren't a tanker-load of money involved, I'd still take this bitch
down. It's got to be done. She's gotten away with her crap for too long."
Marv
looked at me worriedly. "Guy, you mean that you're not going to cut
her a deal where she just signs over one of her shell companies?"
I
gave Marv another long look. "Marv, are you okay? She didn't slip
you any of that Bittersweet tea, did she?" Marv shook his head. "Marv,
there's an old California saying - 'Never wound a Grizzly Bear; you
either kill it, or you leave it alone'. I have to take her down and get
her out of the market. She's too well connected, and her pride's
involved. No matter how much it would cost her, she'd get me back. Hell, she'd
probably kill me, and try to collect the insurance."
I
could feel Marv's discomfort like a bank of smog in the car. I had to get him
out of there. That bitch had gotten to him somehow. If I let her, she'd get her
claws into him and try to use him against me. But there's no way that could
have happened since yesterday. I just had to send him back to Philadelphia and
get him out from under her thumb. Once I'd pulled her fangs, and she was just
another nasty little old lady, he'd be fine. Time to change the subject. "So,
guys - anyone got any ideas of where to go to eat?"
"There
are several good restaurants in town."
"Aaahh...
Marv- somehow, with Miss Wilks, I'm not really comfortable eating
anywhere near where she might have influence."
George
perked up. "Hey, Boss - on the way here, I saw an old fashioned burger
stand on the road between Rutledge and Stuartsburg. The sign said 'old
fashioned ice cream milk shakes'!" George considers himself a connoisseur
of junk food, and he's not far wrong on that.
"A
suggestion of genius, George! Head out that way, and order yourself the
most outrageous banana split that you can come up with, as a bonus for the suggestion!"
'Hubie's
Burger Grill' was one of those shoddy little places that manage to survive in
the nooks and crannies with which the big franchise places can't be bothered. It
was barely a booth with just enough room for the grill and the freezer, and a
patio, but it still had a certain funky charm. Especially after the relentless
over-cleaned, over-tidied order of the Rutledge Academy. The burgers were thick
and juicy, the fries were good and greasy, the shakes were - as advertised - real
ice cream, and George ordered himself a concoction that looked like Willy Wonka
threw up. I thought that the bad food binge would help get Marv out of his
funk, but if anything, he was strung tighter than the F string on a new fiddle.
George gave a mock 'restaurant critic review', giving it 4& ½ burps,
deducting a half-burp because the onion rings didn't have a bar-b-q option.
With
lunch stowed away, we piled into the limo and made for the hotel. I'd start
putting out feelers as to Miss Wilks reactions as soon as we got to our rooms. I
don't really trust cell phones - it's too easy to tap into a frequency. Give me
land lines for the sensitive stuff. Then I felt my stomach turn itself into a
knot.
I
doubled over with pain, I heard George call out 'Boss!', and then almost throw
up himself. I felt the limo pull over with a jerk. I felt Marv feel my forehead
and neck. Then I heard the limo doors opening and shutting. The engine turned
over again, and we were moving again. I yelled out, "Marv! Head straight
for Washington! I don't want to be taken to any hospital at which that bitch
Wilks has any friends!" It would take a couple of more hours, but it would
be worth it to be safe.
As
we drove along, I tried to get my mind off my stomach by figuring out how that
bitch had managed to pull this one off. I hadn't eaten or drunk anything at her
place, and there was no way that she could have known that we'd go to the other
side of town to eat at Hubie's. Then it hit me - her cigarette smoke. It was
probably laced with something. Jeez, I'd meant the crack about not feeling safe
even breathing around her as a joke! It was probably mixed with
something in that stupid tea of hers to create this poison. Probably a
common local herb or spice, which Hubie used in his burgers or fries. But Miss
Wilks had made a mistake - it had been the better part of an hour since George
and I-
Wait
a minute.
George
wasn't in that stupid room with me. Marv was. Marv got just as much of that
smoke in his lungs as I had, and he's driving the car...
I
forced myself to sit up and look out the window. We were driving through
Rutledge. But we'd been between Rutledge and Washington when George and I first
felt the poison... So we were driving in the other direction... Back toward the
Rutledge Academy... And Miss Wilks...
It
was Marv. Somehow, Marv had snuck something into our food when we'd stopped at
Hubie's. It wouldn't have been easy, we hadn't been paying any attention. Somehow
Wilks had gotten her hooks into Marv. But _How_? It had been barely two days!
Marv had been with me for years! We had a bond! If he wanted out
of his job, I'd have let him go, no problem! He knew that! So why is he doing
this?
I
broke off that train of thought, when I realized what Wilks must be up to. She
gave us a slow acting, very painful poison. She'd use the promise of an
antidote and other curatives to sweat the name of the lawyers that I'd left my
evidence with out of me. And then, since she's the kind of greedy bitch who
never let an opportunity to get a little more money slip through her fingers,
she'd sweat the numbers of my accounts and PIN numbers out of me, too. Okay,
Wilks, you're slicker than I thought. But then, I'm slicker than you
could ever imagine.
Breathing
hard to keep my focus, I pulled out my PDA and linked it up to my satellite
phone. Normally, as I said, I prefer land-lines for this kind of thing, but
needs must be met as the devil drives. Carefully, I punched in the code-sequence
for 'Amscray'. I waited a few minutes, and my phone showed me the responses. I
had just automatically transferred all my liquid assets to pre-arranged
accounts in Switzerland, Portugal, the Bahamas, Hong Kong and Singapore. My
static assets would require my signature to release them. And Gordon Hawley,
the lawyer that I'd left the evidence with, was recieving an E-mail to give the
authorities the goods on Wilks. Bitch, you just pulled the trigger on the gun
that was aimed at your own head. With the last of my strength, I hit the
sequence to wipe the memories of the PDA and the cell phone. Then I passed out
in the back seat of the limo.
*****
I
smelled something harsh and acrid. The smell roused me out from my stupor. I
shook my head to get the stench out of my nostrils. My eyes came into focus. I
was back in Wilks' office, looking into the glare of the afternoon sun. I could
tell that I was seated in a low-backed chair, with my hands and feet lashed to
the chair. I barely managed to make out Wilks sitting calmly in her chair. A
hand pulled the smelling salts away.
Wilks
said smugly, "Well, you're awake."
I
worked the kinks out of my tongue and managed to say, "Y'know, Wilks, I
really thought you were smarter than this. Didn't I tell you that
I'd left a nasty little package back in civilization? Even if you kill me and
bury me in the rose garden or something, my disappearance is gonna cause you
more problems than _I_ ever did! I named you as the prime suspect if I
just upped and vanished."
If
anything, Wilks' voice was even smugger. "That has been taken care of."
Then
I heard a snarl of frustration. I heard Marv off to the side. "There's a
problem, Miss Wilks. His PDA is empty."
"His
what?"
"His
Personal Data Assistant. It's like an electronic notebook and Rolodex and
personal calendar combined."
"So
what? A useless electronic gadget. Why would we need it in the first place?"
"Miss
Wilks, Guy didn't just keep his dentist appointments and phone numbers in here -
he keeps all kinds of important financial data in there, especially the file
numbers and passwords for his secured files. Knowing Guy, if we try to access
those files without exactly the right password within three tries, the computer
will execute some kind of elaborate scrambling program. If we don't get it just
right the first time, we'd have to send in an expert data programmer to
untangle it all, and even then it'd be iffy."
I
couldn't help but grin. "That's not all, Marv, you gutless
backstabbing worm! While you were driving, I managed to initiate an automated
transfer of all my funds to accounts overseas, and tied up all my physical
assets too. In order to get all that out of the tangle that I just put them in,
I'll have to show up in person to sign papers clearing it all up. Marv,
if Miss Grundy over there promised you all my worldly goods in exchange for
selling me out, then you screwed up even worse than I thought! Y'see, there's a
lot of people who are gonna be real put out when my arrangements don't
come off as planned. They're gonna want to know where I _am_. And the last
place I was known to have been going was _here_."
Wilks
made a dismissive noise. "Fiddle-faddle! He's talking through his
hat! There's no way he could have done that."
Marv
sounded worried. "No, he could have done that, and knowing Guy, he would
have done it."
Wilks
just made a harrumph and said, "This changes nothing. You'll just
have to work harder for your money, that's all, Mister Cameron. All it means is
that we can't waste time shilly-shallying around. Well, Mister Cameron, you've
held up your end of our bargain. Now it's time for me to hold up mine."
She
rang that stupid bell again, and that housekeeper, or whatever she's called,
brought in another pot of tea. She put the pot down, and then she helped Marv
pull my head back. With an expertise born of considerable practice, she lodged
a wooden wedge between my back teeth to keep my jaws open.
Wilks
got up out of her chair and picked up the teapot. "Mister Hastings, you
refused my offer of tea before. You won't be so rude as to refuse me this
time." She walked over and carefully poured the tea down my open
throat.
I
struggled, gasped, choked and coughed. Wilks calmly walked back to her chair
and settled in. She gestured, and the housekeeper wheeled me - apparently, I
was tied to a wheelchair - closer to her chair. She reached out her left arm
and laid her hand on my shoulder. Then she closed her eyes and canted her head
back. Many long minutes later, she opened her mouth wide. It was like the top
half of her head was on a hinge and she just opened up. Then a large, glossy
black spider slowly crawled out of her mouth.
The
spider crawled down her chin, over her shoulder and down her arm to her hand. It
crawled over my shoulder and up my neck. It was cold. Nothing living should be
that cold. I tried to struggle and shake, but Marv and the hefty housekeeper
held me still. I could feel its prickly legs as it moved over my skin, past my
chin and it gingerly stepped into my mouth. I tried to move my tongue to push
the damn thing out, but it wasn't moving. I even tried vomiting - which should
have been my natural reaction as it walked down my throat - but again, nothing
was happening.
I
could feel it picking its way down my throat and deep into me. I felt it latch
onto something, something I couldn't name. I felt that something come
loose and slowly be dragged out. I knew that something was very wrong
inside me, and wasn't likely to be made right anytime soon. Some vital part of
me was gone, and that damned spider was dragging it out. I couldn't feel any
bleeding, and my heart was still beating steadily - if frantically.
I
felt the spider crawl out of my mouth, down my chin and across my shoulder. The
housekeeper let my head go, and I twisted to see the spider crawling across
Miss Wilks' arm. It was carrying a large golden moth in its jaws. It was mostly
still, but it occasionally gave a brief flutter of its wings. I knew it would
have been frantically beating its wings if it could.
The
spider crawled back into Miss Wilks' mouth, taking the moth with it. A few
minutes after it disappeared down Wilks' throat, she closed her mouth and
opened her eyes. She smiled a dry, smug smile and stood up. She walked over to
a cabinet and took something from it. It was a tall eight-sided glass and brass
filigree - Jar? Cage? Bottle? I could just barely see a bright flickering
inside the cage. She pulled a small brass tube up from the top of the cage. She
reached into her mouth and pulled out that poor, still golden moth. She looked
at it for a moment, then placed the moth in the tube, and pushed the tube back
into the cage. I knew somehow, that the moth was now inside the cage, with God
only knows how many others.
Wilks
put the cage back in the cabinet with an air of finally putting something
aright.
Then
she turned back to me. "Now, for the next part. Elisheva, go to my
medicine cabinet and bring me the green phial." The servant padded out
silently, and a few minutes later returned with a small clear bottle filled
with a dark green liquid. Wilks took the bottle and filled the glass dropper
built into the lid with a measured dose of the liquid. She put one drop each in
my eyes, each nostril, and my ears. Each orifice burned with the touch of the
drops. Then she refilled the dropper and dropped the entire load down my throat.
It was like my belly was on fire, and the fire was spreading out to every part
of my body. "Take him to the Black Room."
The
servant took the wooden wedge out of my mouth and wheeled me out of the room. She
took me up a rickety looking elevator up to the third floor, and then wheeled
me down the hall to a door. She unlocked the seven locks on the door and
wheeled me in. Behind the door was an eight-sided room, maybe ten or fifteen
feet across, all painted in flat black. There was no window and not even a
switch on the wall for a light. She positioned me in the exact center of the
room. Then she unlashed my feet, and undressed me from the waist down. Then she
refastened my straps and repeated the process with the upper part of my body. The
best that I could do in resisting her was writhing around, and I didn't have
any real control over that. The servant folded up my clothes and stood by the
door holding them. After a bit, Miss Wilks showed up at the door, impatiently
flipping through a magazine.
"Good
Gracious, you'd think that there'd be at least one that would fit the
bill..." Then she found something that suited her. "Oh! That's not
bad. But the picture's all wrong. Lambert!"
"Yes,
Miss Wilks?"
"Go
look through all the girls' magazines of about, oh, five years ago, and bring
me all the pictures that you can of this Christina Ricci (she pronounced it
REES-ee) person. Well? What are you waiting for? I haven't got all day!"
Lambert skittered off to find the magazines. Wilks turned to the servant.
"Elisheva, take those clothes to Mister Cameron. He's in the Senatorial
Guest Suite. Oh, and then help Lester with his chore."
Several
minutes later, Lambert came back in carrying an armload of magazines. They
began leafing through them. Finally, Wilks found something that met her needs.
"Well! Not perfect, but it will have to do." She tore the
picture out, folded the edges smooth, and slipped it into an empty picture
frame set on the wall.
While
she was doing that, Lambert clipped a light onto the back of my chair so that
it shone its light on the picture. As a final touch, Wilks put a small brass
incense burner on the floor beside me, filled it and lit the incense. A pungent
aroma slowly filled the small room, but didn't obscure my sight of the picture
on the wall. Then she left, closing the door and leaving me in complete and
utter darkness, except for the spot of light on the wall, which made the
picture of Christina Ricci the only thing that I could see. The door shut,
without even a bar of light under the door, and I heard the seven locks click
shut, each in turn.
The
picture on the wall was the only thing there was to look at in that room. Almost
against my will, I found myself looking at it, taking in every detail of the
from-the-waist-up photograph. Slowly, inexorably, it began to take up more and
more of my attention. I wasn't studying it; it was simply filling every
bit of my awareness. My sense of reality became blurred. Things became
indistinct, all except that goddamn picture. I started to forget who I was,
what my name was, what I did, what my own face looked like. Time lost all its
meaning. I had a strange sense of reality becoming plastic and malleable, of my
own body losing its definition and consistency. And it all went on and on and
on...
God
himself only knows for sure how much later I was stirred from my trance by the
sound of the first lock turning on the door. By the time the seventh lock
turned, I was still groggy, but what attention that I could muster was firmly
set on that goddamn door. It opened, and Miss Wilks walked in. She made a face,
and fanned the air away from her face, as if beset by a horrible smell. She
came over and looked intently at my face, as she would if she inspecting a
melon that she wasn't sure that she wanted to buy. Then she started poking my
body, starting with my neck and working her way down. There was something very wrong
about the way that I felt when she did that.
She
nodded, as if satisfied. Not pleased, but satisfied. "Elisheva, cover her
and get her into her room."
The
hefty servant came in with a blanket and covered me with it. Then she wheeled
me out of the black room and over to the elevator. She took me down a floor and
then out into the hall. As we were coming out of the elevator, I saw a man come
out of one of the rooms. He was tall, athletically trim and darkly handsome. He
had a long face with regular features, a straight nose, and a strong jaw. His
clothes, while well-tailored, looked like he'd slept in them. As he was adjusting
his tie and watch, he saw the servant wheeling me along. A look of stunned
recognition crossed his face, but he covered quickly. Miss Wilks walked up, and
was uncharacteristically pleasant to him. She looked up at him and said, "Well,
Mister Hastings, how was your night?"
He
gave a mild chuckle and said, "Rough, Miss Wilks, very rough. But after a
good sleep, I feel like a new man."
I
couldn't place the voice, but it was somehow familiar. Then, as the servant was
wheeling me out of the front part of the building into one of the back wings, I
suddenly recognized him.
He
was ME.
*****
I
woke up in a bed. I couldn't place where I was, but I was overjoyed to have
woken up from that hideous nightmare. That awful woman, the spider crawling
down my throat, someone else walking around in my body - I wondered what I'd
eaten to get a dream like that!
Then
I pulled the sheets down, and got a look at my body!
I
was small, maybe five foot two or three. If I weighed more than a
hundred pounds then I was very compact. I was wearing a long, linen
nightshirt - or nightgown. I looked at my hands. They were dainty girl's hands
that I would have been able to completely wrap my old hands around. I tried to
bolt out of the bed, but my legs weren't having any of it. I collapsed to the
floor as they folded under me.
I
hauled my self to my feet, and forced my legs to be steady. I was as unsteady
as a newborn colt as I wobbled around the room. I struggled to the mirror over
the dresser. I was so short that my chin barely reached over the top of the
dresser. The face that I saw peering back at me wasn't mine. I flashed back to
the insanity that had happened yesterday. Miss Wilks was real, not a nightmare
image. She was some kind of witch; that must be how she managed to keep so many
people under her power. A deft combination of greed, secrecy, blackmail, murder,
fear and the darkest sorcery was what kept her little empire running. That
thought brought a lot of things into place. She could steal the very identities
of anyone that crossed her, and give it to someone who obeyed her.
I
wondered who the guy who was walking around looking like me was. Then I
remembered; he was wearing my dark blue Brooks Brothers suit, with the metallic
gray silk tie. That was what I'd been wearing yesterday. That is, until that
housekeeper had stripped me. What was it that Wilks had told her? 'Elisheva,
take those clothes to Mister Cameron. He's in the Senatorial Guest Suite. Oh,
and then help Lester with his chore.' Marv? Was that what she'd
promised him? Not only my money, but everything I had, even my reputation?
Then
something clicked into place. I've never been what you'd call a 'golden boy',
the type for whom everything comes easy: sports, school, social life, girls,
like that. But some people thought that I was. Y'see, I'm a hump-buster. I see
what I want, I plan for it and I keep working at it until I get it. By going an
extra mile and a half, I not only kept up with the Golden Boys, but I passed
them, because I had real endurance and discipline, which they didn't. Marv, on
the other hand, is one of those guys who have to go an extra two miles just to
come in dead last. He could go to a gym and work out from sun-up to sundown for
a year and still walk out a shrimp. In his social life, he's the kind who
couldn't break into a conversation on a chat room. And girls? Well, Marv
couldn't pick up a weedy little wallflower if he were the only guy at a
singles' dance. Wilks somehow sold him on the idea that not only would she make
him look like me, but she'd somehow pass along that 'magical something'
that he thought that I had.
Well,
there went my emergency flare. Marv knew about Gordon Hawley, and had probably
called him immediately to get him to hold off on sending that evidence to the
authorities. Now that he looks and sounds like me, he can tell Gordon to send
the evidence to him - and from there to an incinerator.
Dammit,
Marv, it isn't bad enough that you have to sell both your soul and me,
but you have to sell us for a pig in a poke? Wilks can't give you that edge you
want. And, even if she could - after this, who am I to say what she can
and can't do? - she never would. You don't muzzle one wolf, just to set another
wolf free. Nope, Marv, no matter what she sold you, it ain't gonna be
what she delivers. You screwed yourself over just as royally as you did me.
I
looked hard in the mirror at the face I now had. I looked to be young, maybe
sixteen or seventeen, with a pale delicacy that hinted at maybe even younger. The
hair was jaw-length, straight and midnight black, enhancing the delicacy of my
face. I remembered what Wilks had told Lambert about getting a picture of
Christina Ricci. I tried to remember what she looked like from the few pictures
of her that I'd seen. The face was like hers, but not exactly like hers.
It was the same basic shape, but the nose was sharper, the chin was stronger
and the cheekbones were higher. I lacked the high vaulting forehead, and I
think my eyes larger. The harder I look, the more I think that I can see some
of my old face in there, like my face would show up in my daughter's face.
Daughter.
I
reached under the nightgown and felt my groin. Nothing. Just a hairless slit. I
ran a finger over the lips, and shuddered with the sensation.
Female.
I was female. The bitch had taken everything!
My
reality check bounced, but bad. I went catatonic for a while there. The next
thing I knew, I was being shaken by the shoulders. "Valerie! Snap out of
it." Then I felt a sharp slap on my face.
I
shook my head, getting my bearings again. It was Lambert, Wilks' flunky. She
was standing over me, glowering down at me. "Well, it's about time
you got up, Miss Ramsden! You may be used to getting up at whatever time you
were good and ready, but at the Rutledge Academy, we have regular hours
that you will keep!"
Hunh? Miss Ramsden? "What the hell
are you talking about, Lambert?"
Lambert
gave me a wide arcing slap that knocked me back on the bed. "Ten Demerits
for not getting up on time! Five Demerits for being familiar! And Twenty
Demerits for swearing! That's thirty-five demerits on your first day, Miss
Ramsden! That's not a very promising start to your stay here! Now get dressed,
you've already missed your first class, which is another Fifteen
Demerits! That's Fifty Demerits, Miss Ramsden! Are you trying for a record for
the most Demerits earned on your first day?"
As
if she were guiding the simpleminded, Lambert guided me through getting dressed
in the school uniform - a plaid skirt, a white linen blouse with a lace edged
collar, a droopy tie, a solid red vest, a matching blazer with the school crest
on it, knee socks, and low black shoes. I looked like an extra on The Facts
of Life. Fortunately, I'd had a little experience with brassieres (from the
other side), so I managed to get that on without too many problems. A hundred
strokes of a hairbrush, and Lambert said that I was ready to meet the 'other'
girls. Thank God, they didn't allow the girls to wear makeup at this place. That
and the rules against the students wearing high heels are practically the only
breaks that I ever got at that place.
Once
I was 'presentable', Lambert marched me down the hall and introduced me to a
roomful of post-pubescent dominatrixes in training as 'Valerie Ramsden', who
was supposed to be a 'transfer student' from a school in the west. From the
ripple of amusement that ran through the classroom, I got the distinct
impression that at this school, 'transfer student' was a euphemism for 'fresh
meat'.
I
thought the fact that I'd graduated with an MBA from a well thought of school
would give me a little breathing room. It didn't. The Rutledge Academy was very
big on the more frou-frou aspects of the Humanities, about which I knew exactly
dick. And what advantage I did have, in regards History, Math, Grammar
and the Sciences, just meant that I had more free time to spend working off
those demerits.
You
see, the way that the Demerit System worked was that different chores got
different values attached to them: comparatively pleasant chores like doing a
little light weeding in the garden were worth One or Two demerits; the real
work jobs like laundry and vacuuming, were worth Four or Five demerits; the
nastier jobs like scouring out the toilets and scrubbing pots and pans were
worth a whopping Ten points. If the instructors liked you, you got to choose
whether you'd spend a long time whittling away at your Demerit Total doing
light chores, or take on the really heavy chores to get the Demerits out of the
way. If not, you usually got assigned whatever needed doing the most. I was on
a first name basis with every toilet in that ramshackle dump by the end of the
week.
To
add humiliation to hard labor, Demerit Totals were printed up on a board, and
the girl with the most demerits on Friday nights was 'crowned' as the 'Demerit
Queen'. Guess who had to wear a tacky paper 'crown' all Friday night? Of
course, a girl who had even one Demerit couldn't go into town, or play
the piano or enjoy any other diversions.
And
just to make things absolutely perfect, there was this double standard
that said that while it was wrong to make some other girl do the work while you
took the credit for it, it was worse to snitch her out for doing it. And
of course, trying to keep anything a secret from Miss Lambert was worth beaucoup
Demerits. Let's not even talk about Miss Wilks.
Of
course, since I was the 'new girl' as well as the 'Demerit Queen', I was the
butt of everyone's jokes. This position at the absolute bottom of the pecking
order was only reinforced when Miss Wilks made me her special project. Once a
day, she would call me into her office and spend the better part of an hour
telling me over and over again, what a stupid, lazy, ungrateful, selfish,
clumsy, spiteful brat I was. She would just keep drilling into me all these
imagined faults, over and over. But I had an edge in this battle, if only this
battle - I knew what she was trying to do. She was trying to wear me down. But
I knew that it was all a lie, and that she could only win if I let her
win. I would just sit there, and let the abuse wash over me without getting
under my skin. Every day, I'd walk out with another Ten Demerits for
'Obstreperous Attitude'. Odd thing is, I actually came to welcome these
sessions, because when I'd leave, I feel this rush of triumph. In this one
arena, I was winning, and the dreaded Miss Wilks was losing. That feeling of
victory, along with the satisfaction of imagining Wilks' frustration was all
that was keeping me going.
In
the middle of my second week as an involuntary student at the Rutledge Academy,
I was pulled off scouring the pans from breakfast to go to Miss Wilks' office. At
Rutledge, this is a bit like being told to go straight to the Gas Chamber, and
be quick about it, or things will be even worse! I pulled my hair from the net
that I had to wear, and took off the gloves, but left the apron on. As I left,
I noticed Elisheva, the cook and Miss Wilks' personal servant, taking a swig of
something. But I got the impression that it wasn't booze.
I
walked down that hallway again, and I still got that creepy feeling that the
eyes in those god-awful paintings were glaring at me. I was about to knock, but
the door opened just as my knuckles were about to hit. Miss Lambert let me in. The
office was curtained into darkness again, and what light there was, was obscured
by Wilks' damn cigarette smoke.
Not
being in a position where I could open the curtains this time, I just stood
there and waited for my eyes to get used to the gloom. It was early for my
daily verbal abuse session, but maybe Wilks had plans for that evening - a
Satanic Mass, or something. Then from out of the gloom, came Wilk's iron-edged
voice. "Miss Ramsden, your Guardian is here. Your antics are causing him
great distress."
Guardian?
She's muscled one of her lickspittles into being my guardian? As my mind
raced trying to map out the implications of that, I peered around the room to
see who she'd gotten to be the pigeon. Tuitions at this dump weren't cheap, and
neither were the life insurance policies. Finally, I saw someone seated in one
of the chairs.
"Hello,
Valerie." It took me a second to recognize the voice as my own. It was
Marv, walking around in my clothes, trying to look like me, and not quite
pulling it off.
"Hello,
Marv." I just barely managed to bite off a laugh, but I couldn't keep the
grin off my face.
"Marv? Is that some kind of joke?"
"Oh,
it _is_, Marv - a very bad joke. But what's funny is that the joke is
more on you than it is on me!"
Marv
straightened his - or should I say, My - tie, and turned to Miss Wilks.
"Ah, Miss Wilks, could I have a few minutes alone with Valerie?"
Wilks
gave a saccharine mockery of a smile. "Oh, of course, Mister Hastings! Lambert!"
Miss Lambert scampered in, anxious to be of service. "Show Mister Hastings
and his ward to the Front Parlor."
The
Front Parlor was open, sunny, airy, and - for this dreary pile - cheery. When
Lambert left us, Marv turned to me and smiled benignly. "Now, Valerie..."
"Shove
it up your Ass, Marv. Get me the fuck _out_ of here!"
"I
can't _do_ that, Valerie. Among other problems, it seems that somebody
moved all my liquid assets to unnamed accounts abroad, and has tied up my
physical assets in ways that require that I produce passwords that _I don't
have_!"
"Oh,
dear!" I replied with utterly unconvincing, wide eyed ingenuity. "Now,
Who could have done such a thing?"
"Dammit,
Valerie, this isn't funny! You have a lot of enemies out there,
and they're starting to get the idea that I'm in some kind of trouble! It won't
be long until the sharks start circling. If I go down, then I can't protect you
any longer, Valerie!"
"Oh,
you've been protecting me, Marv? First I've heard of it!" I
snickered. "What's the matter, Marv? Heavy lies the head that wears the
crown? Being a bigshot Wall Street wolf not as easy as you thought it
would be?"
He
picked me up by the shoulders and shook me. "God DAMN IT, VALERIE! What
are the PASSWORDS?"
I
looked him right in the eye with a glare that could have frozen Miami in August.
"Oh? I'm supposed to just give you the _one thing_ that's keeping
me alive? I'm supposed to trust you to keep sending Wilks the
tuition money, so that she can keep using me as an unpaid scullery maid,
instead of killing me for insurance money? I didn't become a multi-millionaire
by making loser deals like _that_, Marv. Now here's what's gonna
go down - you are going to arrange a fifteen million dollar Trust Fund for your
ward, Valerie Ramsden, to be made completely available to me when I turn twenty-one.
You will _not_ be named Trustee or Executor of that Fund. The Executors of that
fund will be... oh, let's see now... Marcy Finson and Sarah Brandt - they're
stand-up broads. Then, I will tell you the locations of the funds and give you
the passwords to which will move the funds. Then, you will transfer me _out_ of
this dump, and into a girls' school that isn't run by a God Damned _WITCH_!
When I am safely enrolled in whatever snobitorium that you find - I want
something nice and safe in New England; Vermont or New Hampshire would be best,
she doesn't have any contacts there - then I will give you the
procedures and passwords that will unfreeze the physical assets."
"You're
asking for a lot, Valerie."
"You
took _Everything_, Marv. I walked into this firetrap a multi-millionaire; I am not
going to walk out Little Orphan Annie!"
"There's
a small problem, Valerie - thanks to your 'arrangements', I don't have
fifteen million to put into a Trust Fund!"
I
smiled sweetly. "So borrow the money from your good buddy, Miss Wilks!"
Marv
all but broke out into a sweat. "Miss Wilks?... I ... don't think that
that's such a good idea."
I
grinned evilly at him. "What's the matter, Marv? Did you suddenly realize what
you cut a deal with? Admit it, Marv - you want to get the fuck _out_ of
this mess as badly as _I_ do. But, at this point, I can't trust you to not just
take the money and run, leaving me in this over-furnished spider's web. Cut the
deal, Marv - you already sold your soul to her, why not take out a second
mortgage on it?" With that, I left the parlor, and went to finish
scrubbing the pots for dinner.
*****
Strangely,
my life took a remarkable turn for the better after that - all my Demerits
mysteriously disappeared, Miss Wilks stopped calling me into her office for
those daily verbal abuse sessions, and I actually had time to myself for a
change. I knew that this was - Wilks, setting me up. She wanted me to relax and
feel like I'd won. Then, when she had Marv put my name on whatever document
that she was planning, she'd swoop down and do something horrible, to get me to
sign over control of the Trust Fund to her. It would be just her style, to try
to get control over as much of my - or should I say, Marv's - money as
possible, while keeping control over the money that she was supposed to be
loaning him.
I
resisted the urge to kick back, relax and enjoy the peace. That was what Wilks
wanted me to do. Instead, I took advantage of the - comparative - tranquility
to get an idea of how the place was set up. What really struck me was something
that I'd noticed at the very first; the place was hopelessly outdated. The
wiring was antiquated; the plumbing was absurd (the girls had pitchers and
basins in their rooms with which wash their hands. They filled the pitchers
from taps in the bathrooms), and as for communications, forget it. No TV, no
radio, no Internet connection, no fax and a grand total of three
telephones. Trips into town were closely controlled. I wasn't sure whether
Wilks was intentionally strictly isolating the students from the outside world,
or if she just didn't like modern technology. Maybe she didn't understand
modern technology. Maybe she couldn't understand modern technology.
Admittedly,
the freedom from the distractions of TV and the other modern media sort of
forced the students to concentrate on the traditional pastimes: reading books,
making their own music, conversation, parlor games and like that. It's sad to
say, but it seems that only boredom will compel the average American girl to
literacy.
Not
that I was drawn into any of this; while the stink of Miss Wilks' disapproval
had lifted, I was still very much the 'new girl' and an outcast. I was kept out
of casual conversations, and I could tell that I was the subject of a lot of
speculation. I noticed one girl, a slight, plain looking redhead, who watched me
a lot, as if she were trying to make up her mind about something. What little I
saw of her, she was also something of an outcast. Maybe she was trying to
decide whether to wait until she was accepted by an in-group, or risk forming a
'pariah's bond' with me. I thought about forcing the issue - I need a second
set of eyes and ears, and God knows I could have used the company.
*****
When
the time came, Lambert came and took me to Miss Wilks' office. Once again, the
place was all darkness and murk. Marv was there, looking rather happy with
himself. "Well, Valerie, it's all set up. The money is ready and the
papers are all drawn up. Now, where are the funds that you hid?"
"Let
me see the papers."
"What?"
"I
want to see the documents. I want to sit down and read
them. Only when _I_ am satisfied, do you get what you need to move the funds."
"Valerie,
I assure you..."
"Oh,
Please! Do you honestly think that I trust anybody
in this room any further than I can drop kick them? Let me see the papers, you
back-stabbing scumbag!"
Marv
handed me papers that would form the Trust Fund. I went over to the window,
raised the shade, and opened the window to let some air in. Then I settled
myself in a comfortable chair, and started reading as the 'grown-ups' glowered
at me.
"Okay...
Let's see now." <riffle> "Uh- hunh. Very good. So far,
so good-" <peruse> "Ah-Hah!" <delete>
"Oh, did you honestly think that I wouldn't spot that?"
<scratch out> Oh, who do you think you're kidding? <amend>
"Now where did you get that, an old episode of Perry Mason?"
<tear out, wad up and throw in wastebasket> "Okay, so much
for the first read through..." <start over at page One>
"Oh, I didn't spot that the first time around!"
Finally,
I handed Marv a much shorter document than the one he'd handed me.
"Okay, when I see a notarized copy of that document, signed by both
Finson and Brandt, and witnessed by the notaries at their firms - and I know
the notaries at their firms - then I'll give you the passwords." I
gave him a dismissive smile. "Until then, have fun living on the credit
cards."
With that, I flounced out of the office. Suckers!
*****
Three
days later, when Marv handed me an unamended version of the Trust Fund
charter that I'd okayed, with the signatures and notarizations that I had asked
for, I gave him what he thought he wanted. "Okay, Marv, go to Alvin H. Gardner
at the brokerage firm of Shelly, Byron & Coleridge and ask for the account
of 'E. Dantes'; the password is 'Le monde c'est mois'. I'm sure that
Miss Wilks will recognize it from 'The Count of Monte Cristo'.
Miss
Wilks sniffed at the plebeian literary reference. I'm sure she would have
preferred something from Balzac, Schiller or Flaubert.
"Everything
is automated from there. No signatures, no authorizations, no notarizations, no
nothing. I set up the 'E. Dantes' account protocol in case one of my projects
backfired badly, and I needed a place to stash my assets in a place where they
wouldn't get frozen or confiscated. And you know how the SEC is about fancy
maneuvers like that, so I also had the computer geek build in a function where
everything would return to normal in a quiet, 'business as usual' way. The
right password, and it would take a battalion of CPAs to prove that I'd done
anything."
Marv
looked at me as if he were hurt. "Why didn't you tell me about it?
I was your right-hand Man!"
"Two
reasons - One, you don't build a secret door and then tell everyone
about it; Two, if you didn't know about it, then you couldn't testify to
it."
When
I left Miss Wilks' office, I found that I had mysteriously gained a Hundred
Demerits. Still, Miss Wilks didn't start up her 'special sessions' again, and
that was a relief.
*****
About
a week later, I was working off the very last of my Demerits by cleaning the
outsides of the windows on the third story. The hard way, hanging halfway out
of the window, without a net. Suddenly, a pair of hands grabbed me and pulled
me in. I was stunned to recognize George! I started to say something, when he
grabbed me by the hair and started to frog-march me down the hall. "George!
What are you doing?"
"Shut
up, bitch!"
"George!
George, it's me! Guy Hastings!"
"I
said, SHUT UP, BITCH!" He slammed me upside my head with his
free hand.
Okay,
something's seriously wrong here. George may not be some quiche-eating
'Mister Sensitive' type, but he has very definite ideas about how you treat
women, let alone little girls. He wouldn't hurt a girl, not even if I ordered
him to. Well, maybe if she had a gun and had just put a bullet in him,
but even then, he'd feel bad about it.
This
wasn't George. He looked like George. He sounded like George. God knows
he had George's strength and bulk, but he wasn't George.
Then
I remembered what Wilks had said to her servant as they were leaving me in that
goddamned eight-sided room: "Elisheva, take those clothes to Mister
Cameron. He's in the Senatorial Guest Suite. Oh, and then help Lester with his
chore." Of course. Marv couldn't fool George for a minute. Besides,
George would know something was up, because Marv had poisoned him, too. And it
would seem strange if 'Guy Hastings' just came back from Rutledge alone, with
both Marv and George mysteriously gone. So, Miss Wilks got Lester - whoever the
hell Lester was - to take George's form.
That
meant that George was around here somewhere, in another form. That was the best
news that I'd gotten in weeks. Even being dragged into Wilks' office by
'Lester' here couldn't take the shine off that piece of good news. Lester half-dragged
me down the stairs to the first floor and into Miss Wilks' office. For once,
the place wasn't choked with cigarette smoke. I could plainly see Marv pacing
agitatedly to and fro, and Miss Wilks sitting in her chair, looking like the
Judge of the Damned. When Lester all but dropped me in the middle of the room,
Marv stopped pacing and snarled at me. He shook a sheaf of computer paper at me.
"Is this some kind of sick Joke?"
I
smirked. "Wow! Deja Vu, all over again! Y'know,
Marv, that was almost exactly what I said when I first saw you wearing my
face!"
"You
know what happened when I went to Shelly, Byron & Coleridge and gave them
the password to the 'E. Dantes' account, do you? An automated protocol was
triggered, all right- one that processed FIVE separate and distinct
mortgages for each and every piece of property that I own!"
"You
mean, for every piece of property that _I_ own, don'cha, Marv?"
"And
THEN all the proceeds of those loans were automatically shuttled through
more Internet accounts than even _Bill Gates_ could keep track of, and then - knowing
you - deposited in yet more offshore bank accounts! Dammit, Valerie, that's Illegal!"
I
shrugged nonchalantly. "And what's this to me? You're the
one that's gonna havta explain all of this to the SEC, not me." I
looked him straight in the eye. "Marv, even if I could trust you to
transfer me out of this blue-blood's reform school - which I didn't - I knew I could
never trust Wilks over there to let me out from under her thumb. Marv, she
never lets anyone out from under her thumb. It's against whatever passes
for a religion with her. Not me, not you, not George, not Lester, not Lambert -
nobody. Even the girls who graduate from this place are still firmly under her
thumb, no matter where they go, no matter what they do. Hell, I doubt anybody
who's come under her gaze is even safe from her in the grave." At
this, Wilks made a snort that might have been what passed for a chuckle
with her.
"Since
I knew that I'd go right back on the rack after you got the money - that is, if
she hasn't arranged for my life insurance yet - I decided to arrange for a life
for myself after I get out of here. That's what the Trust Fund was all about. And,
I know that I'm going to survive to get out of here. I took out an
insurance policy of my own. Y'see, the day that I gave you the bogus password,
I sent letters to Marcy Finson and Sarah Brandt."
Miss
Wilks snorted. "HAH! It's a bluff! I monitor all the letters that leave
this school! She has never even been allowed letter writing materials!"
"Of
course not! I got the stamps and envelopes by snitching the letters that Janet
Ennis and Nichole Cordell had written home and bleaching off the addresses. I
slipped them into the outgoing mail. I told Finson and Brandt that I was
shocked to find out that Guy Hastings had been made my Guardian, especially
since my 'father' and Mr. Hastings were deadly rivals. I told them of the
strange circumstances of the disappearances of both my parents. No Death
Certificate, no Coroner's Inquest, no funeral - it was as if they had never existed!
Then I told them of the strange nature of the Trust Fund that you had set up
for me. I suggested that you might be using me as some kind of front or laundry
for illegal funds. While only a simple schoolgirl, I could never explain
in exact terms what I thought was wrong, I was sure that savvy experienced
businesswomen such as they are would be able to find out what you were up to. I
also mentioned my concern at being enrolled at this strange school. I sent them
the names of the girls who have died here mysteriously, and the fates of the
people who have meddled in Miss Wilks' affairs. I also sent them Polaroids of
me, courtesy of Sherry Randall's camera."
Wilks
gave a dismissive smirk. "So what? The paranoid delusions of an
overly romantic girl, who is still distraught over the loss of her parents, and
holds an irrational grudge against her legally appointed Guardian. I doubt that
they even bothered to finish reading the letters before tossing them in the
trash, where they belonged."
I
laughed out loud. "Wrong! You obviously don't know either
Finson or Brandt! There are five things that you should know about them:
One, Marcy and Sarah have known each other since boarding school, where they
had the bonding experience of scuttling Sarah's uncle's attempt to embezzle her
trust fund. Two, both of them take things like Guardianships and
Conservatorships deadly seriously. Three, neither of them trust boarding
schools, especially high-toned girls' boarding schools like this, in the
slightest. Four, Sarah is absolutely paranoid about poisons of all kinds.
And lastly, Five-"
Marv
interrupted me disconsolately. "And lastly, five, both Finson and Brandt
hate his guts. Either one of them would come after me loaded for bear, if they
thought that I even jaywalked. If both of them thought that I had victimized
a schoolgirl by betraying my trust as her Guardian, neither of them would rest
until they had my head pickled in brine."
I
gave Wilks a snide smile. "I used to date Marcy. It ended badly."
Wilks steepled her fingers. "What kind of women are
Finson and Brandt?"
Marv
sulkily answered, "They're nobody's fool, either of them. Finson is an
International Finance lawyer, and Brandt is a Corporate Fraud investigator for
Continental Providers' Reinsurers' Group. They're both tough and shrewd, and
they're absolute bulldogs when they get a sniff of something."
Wilks
furrowed her brow. "Where do they come from?"
"Boston.
They operate out of there, too."
Wilks
gave an annoyed hiss. Boston was well out of her circle of influence, which
while hideously influential where it reached, was almost powerless north of
Baltimore.
Feeling
very pleased with myself, I said, "Why do you think I chose them?
Heck, what did you think that I was doing all that time, while I was
scouring out toilets and scrubbing pans? Crying in my pillow? I was racking my
brain, working out every detail, picking and choosing my exact options."
I carefully avoided telling them that I had also promised to send them letters
regularly. My letters were all written in longhand on lined paper. In those few
classes where I had to turn in written work, I'd made a point of printing my
writing out in block letters; my work would be useless in providing a base for
forgery. Of course, Miss Wilks still had samples of my old handwriting to work
from. I hoped that she did; the difference in hand and finger size made for
just enough difference to be obvious to someone looking for it. And Brandt was
just paranoid enough about that kind of thing to spot it. With a creepy-crawly
as wily as Wilks, I had to set every trap that I could; but I didn't dare be
obvious about it.
Wilks
glared at me. "You think that you're very clever, don't you, Miss
Ramsden? Well, you are very right about _One_ thing - no one ever
gets away from me. That which is mine, is always mine! Forever! No
one can take away that which is mine! And you are mine, Miss
Ramsden, now and forever. No matter what silly tricks you play, you will
still be mine." She got up and walked over to that
cabinet, and pulled out the cage. "Even if, somehow, you managed to get
away from here, I would still have you - in here. That little spark of the
divine that most people mindlessly waste, I keep nice and safe, in here. You
are in here, Miss Ramsden. So are Mister Cameron, and your driver, and Lambert,
and Elisheva, and all the others; you're all in here - forever. No matter how
far you run away, I will always have you- in here.
"And
as for your little threat with those inane cows in Boston - well, there are things
that I can do to remedy that!" She snapped her fingers, and looked
at Lester. "Take her to the Black Room."
Lester
twisted my arm behind my back and marched me back up the stairs. Didn't even
bother to take the elevator. As I was hauled up the stairs, I wracked my brain
for something to do to keep them from putting anything in me again. God alone
knows what that bitch can do with her potions and philters!
I
shouldn't have bothered. Lester just tossed me in, and someone turned the keys
in the seven locks in turn. There was no light this time, and no picture to
look at. It was complete darkness and utter silence. Wilks didn't need potions
or philters. She had a perfect place for Solitary Confinement. Solitary is a
very effective punishment. No drugs are needed, nor torture, nor even effort. All
that you have to do is let the darkness, and the silence and the aloneness go
to work. The Hole has broken tougher men than I am.
But
then, those men were mostly tough in street fight and brawling ways. I'm tough
in ways that would leave those hardcases quivering in their boots. I face down
the biggest hardasses on Wall Street, and laugh in their faces! At least,
that's what I told myself as I sat there. In the darkness. Listening to the
silence. Alone.
I
ran through all the usual 'whiling away empty hours' things, and finally was
reduced to trying out that Yoga that I'd taken a few courses in, to relieve
stress. At least listening to my heartbeat and counting my breaths was better
than listening to the silence. The silence might start saying something, and
that's bad.
I'd
lost track of time, and was perfectly relaxed, though not sleepy. My ears had
become perfectly accustomed to the silence. That was the only reason why I
heard her come. To ears not accustomed to the perfect silence, she would have
been silent herself. But to my ears, each step of her spindly legs was like the
thunder of a buffalo herd. I heard her stomp her way through the miniscule
crack under the door. I heard her tromp across the wooden floor. I was trying
to get up, when I felt her climb up on my leg. That snapped me right out of my
Yoga induced paralysis. I kicked, and knocked her against the far wall. I
managed to get to my feet, the sound of my own rising almost deafening me. I
lucked out - she came slow and sneaky this time. It gave me time to regain my
hearing. She came, one cautious thud after another, across the floor. I
silently raised my foot, and waited for her to move to the exact spot under my
foot. I took a lot of effort, standing there on one foot, waiting for that
sneaky bitch to haul herself into the right spot. But it felt so GOOD
when I put my foot down and squished. I ground her down into the
wood, relishing the feel of her under the sole of my shoe.
Then
the feeling wasn't there. I checked under my shoe. Nothing. I felt for a greasy
spot on the wood. There wasn't anything except a cold spot, without any real
substance left behind. I sat down and tried to sort it out. As much as I wanted
to, I couldn't make myself believe that I had just killed Miss Wilks. I just
don't have that much luck these days. But on the other hand, the chances that a
spider would just happen to find its way in here, make a bee-line for me, make
a re-try after I kicked it across the room, and leave absolutely no trace when
I squished it were just slightly higher than that of Adolph Hitler being
elected Prime Minister of Isreal. Of course, it could have just been a
hallucination. People have imagined weirder things than that after a session in
the Hole.
But
I doubted it. I don't know what Wilks was up to, but it struck me as being
right up her alley. Then something struck me. Marv wasn't acting like Marv. He
was acting like this weird, twisted, distorted version of Marv. Maybe
one of the tricks in Miss Wilks' bag was to put somebody into this room and get
them in a highly suggestible state of mind. Then she crawls in as a spider,
climbs into their mouth, and.... Does what? Pulls at this part, twists
at that part, ties off another part, and viola! She has this twisted
version of that person, shaped and molded to suit her whim. Come to think of
it, there seemed to be two kinds of people in Wilks' orbit - your basic cowed
and crushed drones, and these strange, twisted out of shape personalities, like
Marv and Lambert. It would go a long way toward explaining Marv's betrayal.
And
that gave me hope. Personalities like Wilks don't want capable people around
them. Competent people make them nervous. They want nice, tractable people. People
who can be bullied and cowed. People with 'tells' that they can read, and
'triggers' that they can pull. Now, I've made a study of 'tells'. Up to now,
these people have been a mystery to me, because I couldn't read their tells. I
couldn't read their tells, because I didn't know what had happened to them. Now
I did. I settled down and started my Yoga again. But now, person by person,
case by case, I reviewed every person that I had met at Rutledge Academy, and
tried to suss out their 'tells' and 'triggers'.
I
had no way to keep track of the time, but while I was in there, Miss Wilks came
six more times. I came to look forward to it. She came in fast. She came in
slow. She approached directly. She approached running zigzag. She approached in
an oblique angle. But each time she came, I sent her back the same way - through
the floor. I just hoped that it hurt each time.
As
the long, well you can't really call it 'Night', dragged on, I recalled
everyone at the school as best I could, and did a pretty good job of figuring
them out. Then I started on the most important one of all - Miss Wilks. For the
life of me, I couldn't place her at all. She was too old, too powerful and too
alien to read at all.
God's
teeth, I couldn't even be sure