I
picked up a handful of pretzels and threw them at Wendell and yelled, "Am
I ever going to get to finish this story?"
*****
LADY
LIGHTNING'S STORY:
Harumphh! Anyway, there I am, floating in mid-air, shedding
enough electricity to light up Broadway, hopefully looking like the Wrath of
God incarnate.
At
this point, the music cuts out, and the throat mike I'm wearing sends my words
to the PA speakers: "HENRI-PAUL DEVILLE, WHAT IS THIS THAT YOU DO?" All
this time, hoping and praying that he's too far-gone to wonder why a messenger
of God Almighty is speaking American accented English to a Francophone.
He
is rooted to the spot, looking at me with his mouth hanging open. Remember,
this is what he really wants - for God to notice him, and strike him
down, so that he'll know that there is Justice and Order in the Universe. So
that he can stop doing all these evil things. So that his father will forgive
him. He starts talking very fast in French. Fortunately, when Hesczeck came
up with this plan, we saw this coming, and had an instant translator feeding it
back to me. He was saying, "Child of Light! You have No Dominion
here, in this unclean place of darkness! Begone!"
"HENRI-PAUL,
IS THERE ANY PLACE IN CREATION THAT IS NOT THE DOMINION OF OUR FATHER?"
"My
forsaken Soul has no place for your blessed touch! I am Damned!
Leave me to work my Salvation as best I can!"
"WHO
FORSOOK WHO, HENRI-PAUL? WHY HAVE YOU COME LOOKING FOR THE GATES OF HEAVEN IN
THE ENTRAILS OF INNOCENTS?"
"Leave
me to my work, Lovely Angel of Wrath! I have searched for centuries in the
shadows, and this is my only escape. The Demon Sjael-Inou owns my soul, and I
must pay the price he demands! Leave me to this horrible thing that I must do!"
"CENTURIES,
HENRI-PAUL? IT WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS AGO THAT YOU TOOK COMMUNION ON SAINT DENIS'
DAY, AND DRANK THE BLOOD, AND ATE OF THE FLESH AND ACCEPTED THE GRACE OF THE
LAMB. NO DEMON OWNS YOU, HENRI-PAUL. THE ONLY HAND THAT STEERS YOU TO THE
DOOM AHEAD IS YOUR OWN. YOU CANNOT FORGE YOUR SALVATION FROM THE DEATH OF
CHILDREN."
*****
Iron
John held up a hesitant hand. "Not to break your stride, Maxine, but how
did you know that DeVille had gone to church on that day?"
*sigh*
"It was in his psychiatric record. He was allowed to go to a local church
on St. Denis' day and took communion. His doctor made a note that he was
greatly relieved by the fact that he could still go to Mass.
*****
LADY
LIGHTNING'S STORY:
Okay,
while I'm pulling off this Cecile B DeMille sermon on the mount rip-off in
midair - and probably pissing off every theologian in town in the process - Scarapelli's
SWAT guys are sneaking in and waving little phials of Essence of Garlic under
kids' noses. When the kids come to, they're hustled out as quickly as possible.
The Bomb Squad is there, trying to find every incendiary packet that the Prince
has laid. Fortunately for everyone, the Prince is a lot of things, but a bomb
expert, he ain't!
But,
you can't win 'em all - the molding that one of the bomb squad guys was using
as a foothold to get to this one particularly hard to get at packet under the
Choral Balcony gave, and dropped him a good twelve feet onto a wooden pew. He ain't
gettin' out of the hospital any time this week. And almost as
unfortunately, it snapped the Prince out of the spell I had him under. He
looks around, sees the SWAT guys, probably notices that at least one-third of
the kids are gone, and starts to freak. "You LIED to me!"
I
ripped off the throat mike, and tried to talk to him in the voice of another
human being, rather than a celestial messenger. "NO, Henri-Paul DeVille -
YOU lied to Yourself! YOU told yourself that you were damned, so
that you'd have an excuse to do whatever vile thing popped into your head. Chantraine
lied to you - yes, we know all about Chantraine. Hell, we know more
about her than You do! You didn't know that she's a Con Artist with a
rap sheet longer than your arm! You didn't know that she's been in cahoots
with St. Leovrice from the beginning! You didn't know that they
have been leading you around by the nose - all those 'mystic artifacts' that
you have stashed over there? They're forgeries foisted off on you by
Chantraine and St. Leovrice. They switched them for the originals in the
museum, and let you get chased by the police and various superheroes while they
strolled off with the real pieces. You have been a dupe from Day One,
Henri-Paul! This is the first thing that you've done in years, that
hasn't been a part of their plan!"
I
had him on the ropes, so I pulled out my big finish. I pulled out two silver
holy water sprinklers, the kind they use in purification rituals, and showed
them to him. "Henri-Paul, one of these sprinklers has only ordinary tap
water in it. IF you are indeed one of the Damned, you will burn when it
hits your skin. Care to prove your contention?"
He
was confused, and hesitated. The part of him that needed to be 'Prince
Fear', the unholy terror, couldn't back down in front of the part of him that
needed to be a normal decent man. He bared his fangs and hissed, but shoved
both of his hands forward. "Prove yourself Wrong, Woman!"
I
sprinkled each of his hands with one container. Both of them began to boil and
scorch, but he managed to hold onto the deadman's switch. He hissed and
screamed, "YOU LIED! They're BOTH Holy Water!"
"No,
I didn't lie - they're both ordinary tap water. I never said
that either one had any Holy Water in it. _Just_ Regular_ Tap _Water_."
And I poured them out, in demonstration.
His
voice quavered, a mixture of hope and fear. "Just _normal_ water?"
He looked at his hands as they began to heal the burns. I'm _Not_ Damned?"
He fell to his knees and started to cry. "Oh, Mon Bon Dieu, what
have I done?"
Without
thinking, he finally let go of the deadman's switch. The three remaining
incendiary packets went off. There were about thirty kids left in the Choral
Balcony, which was where the last of the packets were. The blast tore out the
already unsafe supports on the balcony and it started to collapse. Henri-Paul (can't
really call him the Prince anymore, now can I?) screamed like his newly refound
soul was being torn out. "Noooo! Not an innocent!"
He
leaped a good sixty feet, and caught the falling edge of the burning balcony. He
somehow planted his feet against the wall and kept it from completely falling.
I flew up and tried to help him, but he waved me off. "NO! Get the
children out! Go!"
I
looked in his eyes. God, I hope I never see eyes like that again. Such
painful, glad sanity! He looked at me with those terrible blessed eyes
and said, "What is redemption without penance?" How do you
argue with a man in the throws of a religious ecstasy?
The
SWAT guys and I managed to get the children out just as DeVille's feet finally
gave, and the balcony came crashing down on top of him. It took six SWAT guys
to keep me from trying to dig him out of the burning rubble.
*****
The
backchat around the table had gone quiet. Sapphire took the bull by the horns.
"So, did they find him?"
*****
LADY
LIGHTNING'S STORY:
When
the fire died down - the fire fighters were right there, and had been while we
were setting up the whole 'Divine Messenger' scam - they didn't find anything.
Maybe the fire consumed him. Maybe he was sane enough to realize that even if
an Impaired Capacity plea flew here in the States, he was still wanted for
Capital Crimes in countries that aren't so lenient. Maybe the trauma sent him
back off the deep end. I dunno. I do know that when all was said and done,
that Henri-Paul DeVille was a good man, with a fierce love of his God, and
strong sense of right and wrong. If 'Prince Fear' ever makes a comeback, I
think that I will have a very strong ally in Henri-Paul.
*****
Ted
started to shuffle for his deal. "So; what about St. Leovrice and
Jacolyne...er, Chantraine? What happened to them?"
"Oh,
they were charged with enough Felonies to see them still in prison when the Next
Millennium rolls around. After all, they were the primary motivators for all
of 'Prince Fear's' crimes, and they all but drew maps for him, so they are
legally responsible for each and every one of them. Right now they're cooling
their heels in the Federal lockup, while the various countries involved settle who
gets whom for what. Personally, I'm hoping that they get shipped off to Greece
to serve their sentences."
Wendell
ditched three cards. "Why Greece? You want them to work on their tans?"
"Ah,
no. Y'see, when they hit Athens, they picked on the Elpinikeas family -
very big noises in Greek politics. While the Greeks may have learned a
lot of their penal philosophy from the Turks, with the Elpinikeases keeping an
eye on them, I rather doubt that St. Leovrice and Chantraine are gonna pull a
'Midnight Run' out of any Greek jails.
Having
done my duty in the story department, I surrendered the floor. We were saved
from a detailed explanation of Guderian's Ardennes campaign when we got the
news that a bunch of thugs in high-tech battle armor were blasting their way
into a bank.
TO
BE CONTINUED