The Bride Of Brox

by Eddie Glover
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Milton the Horrific, Nasty, and Just Plain Evil disintegrated another guard as she sat on her throne. She'd been turned into a bimbo by the warrior Brox some time back and had been working for a brothel owner until regaining her own mind some time back.

"Mistress?", one of the guards gasped at the pile of ashes that had been a man.

"Master! You moron! Just for that.....", she snarled and zapped them.

All of the guards were now buxom naked women who jiggled about mindlessly.

"This body disgusts me!", she growled while standing in rage.

"Anybody home!", a VERY familiar voice called from the moat.

Milton hated the constant sway of her breasts as she moved and was in very ill humor when she reached the window to see who would be stupid enough to actually inquire at the gate of her castle.

"YOU!?", she gasped at the sight of Brox standing on her doorstep with two gorgeous women.

"Hello pretty lady!", Brox called out, "Um....would you have a bathroom?".

"A what!?", Milton asked.

"Somewhere to.....relieve yourself.", Brox managed.

He must be taunting me, Milton thought, he knows I haven't got a man's body any more and is rubbing it in!

"Come in brave one.", she cooed while magically lowering the bridge.

"Um...boss?", one of the shapely women with Brox asked.

"Yeah?", Brox answered in between admiring the hungry crocodiles in the moat.

"I don't like the looks of this place.", she said fearfully.

"Aw, it's looks nice!", Brox said while grinning.

"But Brox....look over there at those heads sitting on stakes....and at the black clouds hovering over the castle....and JUST the castle! And that doesn't count the fire-breathing dragon coming towards us!", she screamed as a massive dragon swooped out of the castle.

Brox frowned, "Something that big shouldn't be able to fly with those little wings.", he mused.

"Eeeep!", the dragon gasped as it crashed to the ground, the Ring Of Chalker having made it unable to fly.

Milton screamed from the top of the gate, "Perhaps you could down my dragon but that wil not save you from it's fire!", she laughed in glee.

The dragon took a mighty breath and unleashed a fireball that roared towards them like a meteor of fire.

"Hmm.....I wish it was cooler!", Brox wheezed as the heat hit them from the approaching fireball.

The ball of fire froze into solid ice and shattered on the ground even as everyone chattered in a heavy chill.

"This....this is not....not possible!", Milton chattered, her flimsy dress not designed for winter weather.

"I wish the pretty lady would listen to me.", Brox sighed.

Milton levitated down to the ground and smiled warmly, "Forgive me mighty Brox for not listening to you....please speak.", she said while bowing.

Brox looked into her eyes, amazed that someone wanted to speak to him....

"I love you!", he gasped.

Milton wanted to throw up but had to listen.

"I wish.....I wish you'd be my wife!", Brox sighed.

Milton instantly was dressed in a white wedding dress and had a golden ring on her finger. She was the moron's wife now!

"I want you to be happy pretty lady!", Brox laughed, now dressed in his best tunic...the one that didn't have moths actively eating it.

Milton smiled, now happy due to the wish, and kissed her husband. No matter what happened in their life she would always be happy.....the ring had ensured that!

the end