WARNING, I will be using the events of 09/11/01 as a part of this story. If this could possibly offend you, don't read this story. This story will contain little sex. Some may be necessary for the plot of the story.

Relic is an avenger. A crime fighter.This story approaches 9/11 in that context.

Leslie Josette Gill

RELIC

Started 9/22/01 By LJG

Chapter 11
Identification and Battle.  Things are Getting Hairy!

The Sisters of punishment and strife were well on their way to Earth. 

I was taking a very badly needed break.  I was monitoring my people, doing little bits of humanitarian projects, and just in general helping folks all over the world.

I was going home at night for the first time in 6 months.  I figured that I was going to be able to have another week for do Gooding and just being who I was. 

My little Monk friends were buzzing around.  They really believed that they would be under direct attack.  My bunker became the storage place for many of their most beloved objects.  I even had the most prized book of the Ancients, in my cave home.  It was well protected. 

They believed that religious orders would sustain much damage.  I didn’t understand why, but they did.  Who was I to stop them?

One week later, sensors in TS1 and sensors on the ground went nuts.  My detection equipment had picked up a fast moving object, entering our planet space.  They had been seen coming around the moon.  We did nothing.  We didn’t know if they were monitoring us, and it was a small ship.  We just tracked it and let it land.  I observed it from much distance.  The occupants were indeed strange.  My observation ended when they just disappeared. 

We continued to monitor, as we didn’t know what in the hell to expect.

Outside the City of New Orleans, a little boatload of nuns came ashore.  From a distance, they didn’t look that threatening.  They came ashore.  Once they were on land, they started walking toward a center of sin, famous to our world, Bourbon Street.

Jason was a street performer on Bourbon Street.  He did the mime bit.  He had seen strange things in his 5 years of doing this for money.  The site he was seeing was absolutely the strangest.  There in front of him were 5 Latex Nuns.  They were classically dressed as nuns, but in total latex.  They had crosses and were every bit looking and acting like normal nuns, except for the little fact that they were totally in Latex.  Yes, shiny latex!

The Nuns were being stared at.  They didn’t understand.  They were in the uniform of Earth’s righteousness.  Why did they get catcalls and illicit requests?  One even had pulled their hood off to expose the bright PINK hair.  That was totally the end of any respect that this group could get.  So the Mistress of Punishment decided that the situation was hopeless.  They started lowering the crosses they held and started leveling the people on the streets. 

I was called on the accursed cell phone and notified that there were strange reports of chaos in New Orleans.  I walked out of my cave, and materialized on Royal Street.  I hovered and saw what was happening. 

Nuns? 

On Bourbon street? 

With particle weapons? 

Killing people?

I wasn’t a genius, but this meant one thing…  Aliens!

The particle weapons were a threat to me if I took a direct hit.  But, Relic could destroy the weapons if I could get close enough. 

I approached one of the group quietly and Relic destroyed the particle weapon disguised as a cross with one blow.  It exploded in the Latex Nuns hands and destroyed her.  I shifted into a form similar to the nun that had just been destroyed. 

I approached the next nun.  She turned around and saw me, looked puzzled and asked where my weapon was.  Relic appeared and destroyed her and her weapon. 

The third was as easy as the second.

But the Forth had seen me coming.  I got close but she turned and aimed that thing at me.  I moved quickly out of the way and appeared behind her.  (They didn’t know that I could shift and materialize in other places.)  I destroyed her from the rear.  Relic had no problem slicing through both her body and the weapon.

The mistress of Punishment was a little smarter.  She had been watching me work.  I had no choice but to expose myself in battle.  She started to run back to her ship.  I moved into her path and she grabbed a hostage right away.  I was confused as to why she grabbed an outrageous drag queen, in high heels and wig dangling in the breeze.  I didn’t care who she had grabbed, innocents were innocents.  The cross was aimed directly at her victim and I just couldn’t get that close.  I went airborne and was looking for where she was heading.  It didn’t take long to figure out just what was going on.  Their little boat / ship was docked in port, and she was making a beeline straight for it.  I found it amazing that she could run as well as she could in 8-inch spike platforms.  (It must have been the fetish thing.) 

I have to admit that I was seriously confused as to why aliens would do this.  This was major fetish wear.  I had forgotten that I was dressed the same way and shifted back to my glorious self.

I entered the little ship and soon discovered that nothing was, as it seemed. 

I found a place to hide and waited. 

The drag queen was killed along the way.  I could do nothing about the death.  But, I could stop this madness.  When she entered the ship, I took a calculated swing and I knocked the cross out of her hands.  It blew up when its power source was ruptured.  She looked at me and dropped down into a fighting stance.  I was not one to use overkill, so I put Relic away and went into hand-to-hand combat with this “Nun”.

She was tough, but I was fast and strong.  She didn’t have a chance.  I had her pinned and beat.  I set her down, tied her up, and made sure she was somewhat controlled.  I set out to have a look at this little ship. 

My foe started making verbal commands and I quickly gagged her with one of her own appliances.  I went over to a computer display and had just stopped her from destroying the ship.  Phew, that was just too close.  So, I decided to quietly take this ship to my operation center and have a good close look at it. 

My cell phone was encrypted and I knew I was being monitored.  But, This was an urgent call.  “Can you open the warehouse up and prepare for incoming?”

“How big?”

“Looks like 100 meters by 40 meters.”

“It will just fit.  Ready in 5 minutes.”

I hung up and went over to my captive.  I was really curious just how far these Latex nuns had taken the costume.  I lifted her skirts and found latex stockings and garters.  I found one hell of a heavy latex corset.  I found no bra.  She was bare breasted under the costume.  I lowered the cowl of the habit and found the unusual Pink hair.  My phone rang again.

“Ready now”.

I moved away from the Mistress of Punishment and started spinning.  It was going to take quite a bit of power to move this little ship to the central warehouse.  I was also making a little show for my captive.

In my central warehouse, outside Atlanta, appeared what looked like a small passenger liner.  It even had what looked like propellers.  My teams went straight to work.

My captive was taken into the complex.  We scanned her and removed anything that looked like electronic or had a power signature.  I found several devices and took them.  She remained gagged until we had taken the devices away from her reach.

I engaged her and she started screaming and crying.  It sounded like prayer.  I was confused.  I did not harm her.  I just tried to talk to her. 

“Evil one, you will die soon.”

“Why do you think of us as evil?”

“Just look at your society.  You are adulterers and murderers.  Your sins are great and you are becoming a threat.”

“Why did you come here dressed as a latex nun?”

“Latex nun?”

“I laughed.  You don’t know?”

“NO”

“You entered our world as someone who mocks all things religious.  A Latex nun is one who is the most immoral.  They participate in all things sexual and are especially into Bondage and S and M.  You picked something so bizarre that we thought you were some kind of freak show.”

“Oh my Lord of Lords, Master of Masters, I have truly made a mistake.  What have I done?”

“You killed many people tonight.  You have become the very thing you were fighting.  In so many words, you screwed up.”

I didn’t ask her any more questions.  I had demoralized her enough.  I left her very well secured in a special holding cell.  It was comfortable, but there was no way you could hurt yourself or anyone else.  I had erected a dampening field, much like one of my anti-grav units in reverse.  Anyone in the cell could not touch the walls or floors.  You were stuck in the middle of the cell, floating.  The cell was small enough that you just had enough room to float in the center and not touch anything else.  She wasn’t going anywhere or doing anything soon.

My people were taking the ship apart and looking at the drives and weapons.  We soon had an idea just what we were fighting.  The punishment chamber was of much interest to our socialist.  It was a complete modern chamber with many interesting devices.  You could induce pain, while keeping the victim alive.  But the restraints were indeed weird.  Must have been used for aliens.

The computer database was equally weird.  My teams were trying to decipher it.  I had just been informed that they had cracked it when the military drove up and walked in. 

“Why did you not tell us you had this?”

“We were sure you would show up, so we just started our job and gathered what information we could.  Time is of the essence.  Your people are welcome.  Just pitch in.  In the meantime, here is what we have already.”

This ground commander was pissed, but was cooperating.  Must have been some kind of order from higher up. 

In so many words, this was a crusading race.  We were a conquest.  That explained why the latex nun was freaking out.  My information was almost complete.  The main forces of the crusaders were a week away.  Time was almost up.

The particle weapons were a force to be reckoned with.  The military and my people had figured out a way to stop large-scale weapons.  But the secret was to direct their fire to a specific place.  Otherwise, destruction would be complete. 

I came up with a bold idea.  I gathered several of my TS friends and looked at them.  There were a couple of girls who closely resembled some of the Latex nuns I had killed.  I shifted into the form of the Mistress of Punishment.  I was Pink haired and covered in latex.  Several of my people had to do some rapid buying to get costumes similar to the alien costumes.  While waiting, all got a serious bleach job and a “Pinking” of their hair.  We were going to go back to the mother ship and try to distract them.

I went to the original Nun and carefully lead her out of the cell.  She saw how I was dressed and instantly figured out what I was about to do.

“Evil one, you will die in your attempt to stop us.”

I looked into her eyes carefully.  This was an Alien and I had no idea what their capabilities were. 

I saw things.  I felt things.  I carefully looked at what I thought were her memories.  I was careful.  She didn’t know if she could tell what I was doing.  After carefully poking around, I found that they were much like us, just technically more equipped for space travel and had more advanced weaponry. 

Just as I was finished, I heard explosions.  Someone had touched something that they shouldn’t.  A signal had been sent.  Things were going wrong quickly. 

My captive started laughing.  She snarled at me and cursed me again.  “You fools, do you think we would let you steal our sciences?  My ship was programmed to self-destruct if I didn’t utter a command before so much time.  You took my communications devices and that prevented me from starting the self-destruction sooner, but it was going to be inevitable with out the devices.  Your fate is sealed.

I put her back into the cell and went to the control room.

“We have lost 20 people.”

I screamed and ran into the carnage.  I bent down and touched those I could see.  There, my special gift took over and I started healing the dead and injured.  I found each of them, some in pieces, and literally put them back together.  I could only think of my people and the military personnel on the site.  I was observed doing this, while dressed as one of those damn Latex nuns.  I had completely forgot what I was wearing and how I appeared.  I suddenly realized how I looked and shifted back to my old self. 

Several witnesses saw this and saw me put bits and pieces together and bring the person back to life.  It was too much for some, while others just starred in disbelief.  I had not realized what I had done until after much of it was over.  I had a couple of pre-op transsexuals in this group of disfigured dead, and when I reconstructed them, they were indeed all female.  I had no idea consciously what I had done, but what ever it was, the girls were alive, and whole.  I would have to deal with this after all the attacks were over.

The ship was gone.  But the data that was being collected was in the storage computers off site.  My people were in shock, but most were alive.

I had to get them back going again.  I screamed at the top of my lungs.  I shook the building.  “Everyone listen to me!”

Windows exploded.  I had their attention. 

“I need all of you to put aside what you just experienced and I need your help.  We need to get back to work.  The end of the world is coming and we have no time.  Get back to your centers and put together what you observed in the ship.  I don’t care just how small your details were.  We have little time.  We have to gather our information and prepare.  The battle of our lives is near!”

My little group of freshly dressed latex nuns dropped behind me and we headed to the control center.  I reached into the cell that held our captive and snatched her up and transported everyone to the best alien facility on planet earth… Area 51.

We were indeed a strange site.  I in all my glory, followed by 4 Latex nuns, with me carrying a Latex nun over my shoulder, just casually walked up to the main gate of Area 51.  The military commander was freaking out. 

“Call the president and get me in.  This is an alien from the attacking force, approaching earth.  We have no time, I need you to do a biology workup on this one and find out what you can.  We don’t have time for protocols.  Just do this.”

The President called me on the little cell phone I had forgotten was attached to a garter.

“Yes?”

“Relic, you know how to stir shit, don’t you?”

“Yessir, I seem to.  I have one of the aliens and I need your people to do a workup on her.  Time is running out.  We will soon be under attack.  I think we have a defense against the particle weapons, but I don’t know what else we have to face.  Please do this.”

“Let me talk to the commander.”

I handed the phone to the commander and it took only a couple of seconds.  He opened the door; a group of MP’s came out and took the Mistress of Punishment, and went back into the depths of Area 51.  We got the hell out of there and went back to my Atlanta control center.  I would trust the military and hoped they would get the information to us as soon as they could.  I didn’t know if they were like us or not. 

Things were beginning to get hairy. 

The lead forces of the righteous were attacking.  We were unable to fight these forces because our conventional weapons were not fast enough.  My anti-grav equipped vehicles were faster and succeeding in battle where a normal fighter couldn’t.  But, we didn’t have enough.  Earth was taking damage.  All over the world, the enemy forces were destroying landmarks and buildings.  They were destroying dams and lakes.  They were just in general, kicking our ass.  We needed a break.  I could feel the pressure.  I didn’t know what to do.  I ran to my retired generals.  I needed their help, seriously.  Michael was my savior. 

“Times like this separates the men from the boys, err..  aahhem, so to speak,” As he stared at me. 

“Look, you have to take what you know and make a decision.  You cannot dwell on what you can and can’t do.  You can’t think about what are consequences of each action.  You have to do something.  Indecision is just as bad as any mistake.  You know the facts.  You know your enemy.  You know where the control and communications center is.  Take it out.”

That was it!  I shifted into the Mistress of Punishment, in all her faded glory and headed out to space.  I hoped that I had enough information to pass as what I appeared. 

I found the leader’s ship.  I found the control center and quietly appeared just outside.  I had the Mistress of Punishments electronics and the ship systems recognized them and opened the doors.

“Glorious leader, I have returned!”

“You dare return here?  You have failed me miserably.  You allowed yourself to be captured by the evil ones.  You are a disgrace to our way of life.  How dare you come back!  Guards, Seize this dishonorable one!”

At least I was in. 

I raised my arms in a dramatic way, Screamed, and produced Relic.  I shifted into my glorious self and struck the Righteous leader and took his head, pink hair and all, off at the neck. 

Everything stopped on the bridge of the control center.  The guards froze in horror.  One of them regained his composure and attacked me.  I sliced into his weapon, like I had taken the Latex nun’s weapons, and it blew up in his hands.  It literally took out the other guy before he realized what had happened too.  I was now being attacked by troops on the bridge.  When it was over, I was covered in Alien blood.  I was burned and bruised.

The forces attacking earth continued.  They had not stopped.  I had to stop this and quickly.  Earth was being destroyed and it would soon be complete.

I found the main communications center and took Relic and started slicing.  I started slashing.  I went into the bulkhead and started opening the main bulkheads.  I found power sources and started slicing.  I was doing what I could with Relic.  I also picked up one of the alien weapons and started shooting as I was slicing.  I used up the energy of the weapon and picked up another one.  I was deep in the bowels of the main ship and found the main power generators.  I shot and I sliced.  I finally found the nerve, and explosions were growing bigger.  I teleported myself, mindlessly, outside the ship.  I was in space, between the moon and earth, and watched the main ship explode.  It was as great an explosion as a 100-megaton bomb.  The shockwaves kicked me backwards.  I was literally blown to the surface of the moon. 

The shockwaves from the explosions were destroying the other ships in the fleet.  I had inadvertently set off their destruction.  Only the small craft in earth orbit or in atmosphere were left.  The explosion from the main ship did do some damage on earth, and in of itself, was a cataclysm.  But, Earth was still in one piece.  We could be in worse shape.  If the particle weapons on the main ship had fired, Earth would be dead. 

I still had one ship capable of doing damage.  I had to get to it and stop it.  Unfortunately, it had started firing its particle weapon.  There is where I was most proud of my people. 

The ship had made the mistake of picking one of our trap targets.  The design the staff had come up with, took a beam at an angle and reflected it through the original source in a stroke.  If it tried to reflect the beam directly, it could not sustain the reflection.  The energy was too great.  By sweeping through the shot, it allowed heat distribution and struck the source.

The attacking ship did not expect its own beam to be returned and had no defense against such a ricochet.  It was all over after the second ship was destroyed.  The little ships, still doing damage, stopped and got the hell out of earth orbit.  My anti-grav equipped ships were picking off all that were left.  We had won the battle.  Earth had survived.

Area 51 found that the aliens were much like us and were in fact capable of being affected by the same things we were.  But like other science fiction stories, didn’t have the immune systems we did.  The Mistress of Punishment would soon contract diseases; her system was not capable of fighting off.  How do you inoculate someone from the common cold?

She would soon face a horrible death.  There was nothing anyone could do.

I had to now go back to earth and start to help clean up.

I returned to my operations center first.  It lay in ruins.  My people were milling around.  I went and found all my key people.  I made the decision.  I found all the injured and dead and touched them.  I healed and restored as many as I could find.  There were some that were hopeless.  They were burned to ash.  I soon found that there were so many dead, so many dying that I could not help them all.  I felt my strength going.  I went to the only place I had where I could rest and regroup.  It was still there!  The monks were intact.  The monastery was damaged, but not destroyed. 

I went to the caves.  There, the monks were assembled, waiting for me.  I entered the cave, covered in blood, bruised and hurt.  I had just enough energy to get to my bed, in my little motor home and lay down. 

I slept. 

I had saved earth today.  What would tomorrow bring?

Continued in Part 12 of Relic