“Ahh this sucks, I
have no good clothes any more.”
****
“This is an
unsecured meal, no one should ask you anything you shouldn’t feel comfortable
answering, but if necessary, feign ignorance on what we do…I know, I know, you
two have been through this before, but well …after the changes you understand
…” Mum was looking a little stressed as we got out of the car and headed for the
main entrance.
“Dear, they will
be OK.” Mum nodded and wrapped her arm around Dad’s waist, who in turn pulled
her into a hug.
“This isn’t a
family meal is it …?” I asked as I looked up at the 5 star hotel entrance.
“No…and we’re
hoping your presence will stop it becoming a business one.”
“Who is it we’re
eating with?” I sighed; sometimes my parents could be so infuriating.
****
The restaurant was
on the ground floor of a five star hotel, and seemed to have been built based
upon the old model of a dance floor with a number of tables around the outer
edge. I noticed room for a full orchestra on the stage, as the Maitre D’ led us
over to a large table. Some of the waiting staff following, ready to take out
jackets as we removed them. As Dad removed his, and Mum removed her wrap, I
went to sit down still in mine.
“Your jacket,
Dear.”
“I’m a little
cold, Dad. I’ll keep it on.”
“Nonsense, it’s
warm enough.”
“Don’t make a
scene, Sara, take off your jacket.” I flashed Mum a dirty look and just got a
mischievous grin in return. I unbuttoned the jackets and slipped it off my
shoulders; one of the waiters caught it and helped me to take it off.
“Whoa!! Mum!
That’s so unfair!! You never let me wear anything like that! OW!”
“Don’t make a
scene, James. We’ll talk about this later.” Dad then leaned into Mum and said
quietly, “You could have warned me.”
“And miss the
expression on your face? Not likely” she replied back equally as quietly.
We sat with Mum
and D in the middle, James on Mum’s side and myself on the other side of Dad.
“It seems weird sitting next you like this…” I commented to dad after the
waiters had dropped off some glasses of water “Tell me about it. If anyone had
asked me, I thought you would have a harder time adapting than your sister and
yet…” he trailed off.
“And yet here I
am, looking every bit the young lady, while my little brother is sitting over
there in a training bra, and as light a layering of makeup as he thinks he can
get away with.”
“You noticed?”
I nodded.
“I hope he can get
over it before he returns to school. No matter what the school board might
claim, any boy caught in a bra and makeup at his age is going to be bullied.
They might forget he was once a girl, but not if he keeps showing feminine
traits.”
“You’re worried
about him getting beaten up?”
“No, I’m worried
he might get angry and kill someone…”
“Your mum and I
are dealing with that…”
“Muscle
relaxants?” I asked. He nodded. “I thought he looked a little sluggish …that
could be worse though, if he has no defences…”
“You could protect
…”
“No, believe me.
No, that would just make things worse. Think back to when you were our age,
would you have been happy if Auntie Dana had come to your rescue?”
“Point taken…”
Where my father had gone catlike with MORFs Aunt Dana was more like a
Hippopotamus… ok, that’s unfair, she just kept gaining muscle. By the time she
was 16, she was one of the strongest women in England.
“You and Mum just
have to convince James that being a boy isn’t all that bad.”
“Your mum and I?
Aren’t you going to help?.”
“Nope, sorry Dad,
I’m busy, previous arrangements.”
“Oh?”
“Yep, the girls
are taking me shopping again, and then were meeting up with the boys so we can
support Kait when she gets tested.” I could feel tears welling up within me
again; I closed my eyes and pushed it back in. I felt an arm go around my
shoulder, pulling me into a hug.
“It’s ok Sara, its
OK to cry. Girls can cry, you know.”
“I may look like a
girl now, but I’m not one, not yet,” I whispered back, “So dad, this feels a
little uncomfortable.” As a guy I was never really a huggy sort of person,
especially with my dad. We shook hands, but neither of us were really for
outright signs of affection like this. “And very, very weird.”
“It’s not weird
for a father to hug his daughter …”
“No …but up until
a few days ago, I was your son, and I still feel that way…” I extracted myself
from him, and turned to look at him. “Dad, just treat me the same as you used
to.”
“I wish I could,
but your mum would kill me.”
“What?”
“If I gave you a
black eye in the training ring now, I reckon your mum would do more than shout
at me.”
“I was 13 then,
and I doubt you can move fast enough to keep up with me. … Old Man.”
“Old Man? Why you
little toe rag. I’m going to enjoy showing you who is the daddy.” I stuck my
tongue out at him.
“Michael Neumer.”
My father looked up and immediately stood up, I followed his gaze, quickly
pulled my tongue back in and saw a party of 6 approaching us, I moved to stand
up as well, only to find my father’s hand on my shoulder, pushing me back down.
“May I introduce to you our guests, Stephen Felms,” a man around my fathers
age, dressed in a black suit, his hair slicked back, said as he indicated a
greying man, about 10 years older than my father, immaculately dressed in a pin
stripe suit, “his wife, Jennifer” the women next to Stephen was around his age
and wearing a black evening gown with opera gloves. Her hair was in an
immaculate bun with what looked like pearls sewn into the net. She was also
wearing several necklaces and bracelets.
“This is their
son, Peter, ” indicating a young man who was giving me the creeps. His
eyes hadn’t left me since he had approached the table, I forced myself to look
at him. From his slicked back hair to his black suit, to the cocky grin on his
face he screamed Wazook to me. The sort of person whom I used to take great
pleasure knocking down a peg or two.
“You know my wife
Dana, of course.” He indicated another woman in a blue evening gown. “And our
daughter, Melanie.” I looked up to see a girl in a pale pink evening gown,
similar in cut to her mothers. As she looked up, I smiled, she saw me and I
could see her frown waver. Then it was replaced with a quick smile.
The man turned to
Stephen and Jennifer and introduced us. “This is Michael Neumer, Head of the
Banking consortium, Oldham, Tilles and Ingleson”
“Hello.” My dad
offered his hand to Stephen and Jennifer in turn. “Allow me to introduce my
wife, Cassandra.” My mum offered her hand, “My eldest, Sara,” he indicated me,
“and my youngest, James.”
****
Peter moved to sit
next to me, but Mel beat him to it, which forced him to sit on the other side
of the table, at the far end, opposite my brother. “I thought you were planning
on having an early night, tonight.”
“I was, but Mum
and Dad had other plans. You know how I felt about this dress….”
“And yet you
bought it.”
“You threatened to
ditch me in the middle of the shopping centre. …”
“Mall! It’s a
mall, and I wouldn’t have really, but it does look fantastic on you.”
“Yeah, I think
Peter agrees with you.”
“Ugh, him …”
“I take it your
date was cancelled?”
“Yep, my folks had
other plans for me, as well.” She grinned at me.
“Sucks to be 16,
doesn’t it?” I grinned back and took one of the menus the waiter was passing
around
“Sure does. Ever
been here before?”
“Nope, you?”
“Yeah. Dad likes
to bring clients here. The Caesar salad is good.”
“Never been a big
fan of the green stuff.”
“You two know each
other?” Mel’s mum asked from across the table. She was sitting opposite Mel. Mel’s
father was opposite me and the Felms were opposite my father, mother and little
brother. A quick look showed that Peter trying to start a conversation with my
sibling.
“We met today at
the centre. Sara started at our school last week and made real good friends
with Kait.”
“How are you
enjoying it?” she asked me.
“The school? I’ve
only really had one day, but that was a lot of fun. It’s a lot different to
what I’m used to.”
“I can imagine.
One day?”
“Erm … well, I
went down with MORFs, came out of it this morning.”
“This morning? Mel
had to wait 3 days for her appointment…”
“I think there was
a cancellation or something…” I covered up, I wasn’t sure how much this women
knew.
“So you looking
forward to going back to school?” I looked back at Mel who was wearing a cheeky
grin.
“What, in the tiny
little strip of material you call a skirt?” I asked.
“Tiny? It covers
just as much flesh as ours do, and I bet you wouldn’t have complained a week
ago.”
“Hey! While being
true, that’s unfair. Besides, then it wouldn’t have been my flesh it was
exposing.”
“Hypocrite,” she
teased, “This term is going to be a lot of fun, I think.”
“Oh?”
“Yep, Seems we
have a space in our group for a girl, what with Kait defecting to the
opposition, and you fit the bill perfectly.”
“Huh?”
“He, he, I’m just
joking.” She grinned.
****
When the waiter
came by to take our orders, it felt a little weird to be one of the first
asked, but I was prepared, and ordered a prawn cocktail starter followed by Duck
L’orange for the main.
When she leaned
towards me and whispered, “I’m going to go to the bathroom,” I looked at Mel
weirdly for a moment, then shrugged, “OK”.
I looked towards
my father.
When a sigh from
Mel caused me to look at her as she headed off, I frowned, wondering, ‘What
was that about?’
“I can’t believe
they lost by 30 points …”
“It’s that new kid
of theirs. They keep putting him in, and he is about as much use as a chocolate
fire guard.” Great …sport …as much as I like sport I would rather be doing it
myself rather than watching someone else do it. ‘Come to think of it, I
could probably use the toilet as well.’
****
“I know you’re new
to all this, but us girls never go to the toilets alone.”
“Huh?” Mel had
cornered me as I stepped into the ladies. “OH!! Is that why you were telling
me?”.
She rolled her
eyes, “Yes it was.” I slipped into one of the stalls. “I hear you and Kait were
getting on well, will you carry on? Now you have switched roles?”
There I was,
underwear around my ankles, dress pulled up, and she was asking me what I
intended to do with the person who I had been kissing not a week before.
When I finished
what I was doing without saying a word and stepped out, she was sitting on the
couch smiling at me. “So?”
“So?” I asked
back.
“You … Kait …
share!”
“What’s to share?”
“Gah, this is
infuriating, trying to get juicy info from you is not easy.” I moved over and
sat down next to her.
“I honestly don’t
know what you mean.” I smiled at her.
“Grrr, you!! Come
on!! I won’t tell!! Pinkie promise.” She had her little finger sticking out.
“There’s nothing
to tell …”
“But you two were,
if the reports are to be believed, and I have no reason to think them false,
locked in lip lock. For quite some time.”
“It wasn’t like
that.”
“Uh huh.” She
looked at me, eye brows raised.
“Ok, fine. From
the moment I first met Kait, I wanted to kiss her, when in that drink shop
place…”
“Fraps?”
“Yeah, she kissed
me, I was like wow! Maybe moving to America won’t be as bad as I thought it
would be.”
“You thought it
would be bad?”
“Moving away from
your friends, everything you know, to go to another country which while
speaking the same language, with the exception of some spelling issues, is
almost a totally different culture. To be honest I was scared. It didn’t help
matters when I got into that fight with James…”
“Your little
brother?”
“Huh? No, some big
guy at school …I thought that was it, I was screwed, destined to spend the next
few years either as a punching bag for any loser who felt he was strong enough,
or possibly worse, as a non person. Then I met Kait….” When I sniffled a
little and tried to hold back the tears, Mel wrapped an arm around me. “And the
rest of the gang just accepted me, it was like back home, I sorta just
clicked.”
“The twins told me
how great you were…are…and they have very high standards…at least where other
guys are involved.”.
I nodded; it
didn’t stop the tears though ,“Then it happened, everything seemed to be going
so well and then I turned into this.”
“It could be
worse.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah, you could
have become ugly… ugly and fat.”
“Gah, why am I
crying??”
“It’s a lot to
take in …” I nodded.
“Yeah, but I’m not
a crier.” I forced a smile.
“It’s OK though,
it helps some times.”
“The others seemed
to have fun dragging me around all the shops in the shopping centre…Mall…”
“Hey. you had fun
as well. You were a little worried to start with, but I distinctly remember a
big grin on your face later on. It was a new experience for us all though, one
we get to do again tomorrow.”
“Oh?”
“Yep, we are
taking Kait out to buy a new wardrobe. And by 'we', I include and insist upon
you coming as well.”
“Me?”
“I saw how you
were looking at Kait, and her at you, once she realised who you were.”
“But…I don’t want
to be gay…I can’t fancy another man.”
“Oh? I can prove
you are not gay right now.”
“You can?” she
nodded, turned my head and kissed me on the lips, I was shocked at first, too
shocked to move till I felt her tongue invade my mouth, that’s when I pushed
her away. “What are you doing?”
“Proving you’re
not gay, or apparently, bi-sexual, either.”
“What?”
“How did you feel
when I started to make out with you? Now, I know I’m not as pretty as Kait was
and you are. But I’m still considered pretty attractive. A guy or a gay girl
would be really turned on by what I did, or at the very least, she would have
responded.”
“But…”
“Sara, look in
that mirror!” She pointed at the big mirror opposite the couch. “Do you see a
boy and a girl on the couch?”
“No…I see two
girls.”
“Two girls, who
both happen to fancy two boys. You know what that means, don’t you?”
“Huh?”
“Yep, we’ll have
to double date, of course.”
“Double date?”
“Oh look at the
time, we had better be getting back to the table …but first, we need to reapply
your makeup.”
“Double date?”
****
The starters were
already on the table when we got back. We apologised and got stuck in. When I
saw mine, my first instinct was to ask for the rest of the portion, but I held
my tongue and decided that the mains were probably going to be bigger. I’m glad
I didn’t complain, as even though it only seemed to contain 2 prawns and a bit
of lettuce, it was still enough to make me feel half full. There had been a
slight rearrangement in the seating while we had been away, Jennifer had
swapped seats with Mel’s father, who I realised hadn’t been introduced to me.
“I understand you
girls go to the same school?” We both nodded at Jennifer’s question.
“Mel’s been going
there since we moved into the area a year ago and I believe Sara, you started
last week?” Dana offered.
“I had my first
day last Monday, and probably get my second on Tuesday or Wednesday.”
“Oh? How come?”