Charles Bigelow, ousted CEO of Tyrex Industries, who has
heart failure when…
Wall Street raiders Darwin DeVour and Lance Raptor launch a
hostile takeover after…
Company lawyer Terry Poindexter comes to work in a dress, before
he runs away with …
Gail Chestnut, his stunningly attractive executive
secretary, who knows the truth about…
Doyle Rogers, a chief executive with a secret, who forms a
strategic alliance with…
Madam Fabulous.
* * *
Charles Bigelow stepped out of his unairconditioned taxi onto a blazing sidewalk
in midtown Manhattan and told his driver to wait.
“I’ll try, mon, but sometimes the NYPD won’t let me.”
“If you don’t have the balls to wait for me, then I’m not going to pay you,”
Bigelow said brusquely. Without waiting for the man’s reply, he strode across
the crowded sidewalk and into the lobby of the brass and glass office tower
that was home to Carnivore Capital. As he signed in with security, he saw his
taxi driver coming through the doors, and told the uniformed guard to shoot to
kill.
Bigelow found the right bank of elevators and hurried into what seemed like
a house of mirrors. After the doors closed behind him, he surveyed his
multiple reflections with satisfaction while the express elevator zoomed
towards the forty-first floor. Tanned and rested, and fifty pounds slimmer
after the back-to-back heart attacks which had almost killed him, he looked and
felt better than he had in years.
Bigelow closed his eyes and thought back over the past six months. His
agonizing recovery from open-heart surgery…the humiliating loss of his position
as CEO of Tyrex Industries after a coup orchestrated by his hand-picked
successor…day after day with nothing to do but play golf or go shopping with
his tarnished trophy wife…endless hours spent watching Bloomberg and reading
about what lesser men were doing in the Wall Street Journal.
All of that was about to change.
* * *
“Let’s see, who shall I be today?” Terrence Poindexter pondered out loud as he
sat down at the vanity to dry his freshly shampooed hair.
Gail Chestnut, who was slicing fresh mangoes in the kitchen of their
oceanfront villa in Maui, overheard him and sang out, “You promised you’d be
Terry for me one day this week. Let’s get dolled up and go to Whaler’s Village
for a ladies’ lunch.” When she heard no reply, she went on, “Come on, baby.
Pleeeeease?”
Terrence liked to pretend that he really didn’t want to dress up for her,
but the telltale bulge in his kimono gave him away. Shifting into Terry’s
voice, he replied, “Okay, you win. What are you gonna wear?”
“What I have on,” she said as she walked into the master bathroom. Her
sundress showed off her beautiful body to perfection, and with sandals she
would be cool and comfortable in the island heat. “The question is, what are
you gonna wear? How ‘bout my white miniskirt with that pink halter top?” She
looked down and saw his member standing at full attention while he tried to pin
his hair behind his ears with a pink ribbon. Without a word, she lifted up her
dress, stepped out of her panties and sat down on his lap, easing him into her
as she kissed his startled face. “We can’t have you walking around like that,
Missy,” she said as she straddled him. “Ummmmm, this feels so good.”
Although they had made love twice the night before, Terry’s body was eager
to respond. As he felt the beginnings of his orgasm welling up deep inside him,
he moaned in ecstasy, and his sweat dripping down on Gail’s thighs jolted her
again and again. “Oh God, oh God,” she whimpered as her own spasms begin, and
when she felt Terry coming inside her, she threw back her head and cried out in
delight.
They clung together as their passion slowly subsided, utterly spent. “You
need another shower,” Gail finally said.
“I’ll put on one of your swimsuits and we’ll hit the Jacuzzi.”
“Okay, but you’re still on the hook for shopping and lunch.”
“I’m hooked all right. Reel me in, baby.”
* * *
Charles Bigelow and Darwin DeVour eyed each other warily as Lance Raptor
introduced them in a small conference room overlooking Park Avenue. “I’m so
glad you agreed to come, Charles. Who knows, it if hadn’t been for your
unfortunate health problems last January, things might have turned out very
differently.” Business made for strange bedfellows, Raptor knew, and DeVour
and Bigelow had a lot in common. After all, each of them had soared into the
business stratosphere only to crash and burn in spectacular fashion, and each
of them was desperate to grasp the reigns of power once again. The fact that
DeVour’s ill-fated attempt to take over Tyrex Industries had precipitated both
of their declines was ancient history on Wall Street, and Raptor’s investment
bank would be only too happy collect huge fees while stoking their enormous egos.
“Let’s cut to the chase,” Bigelow said. “You’ve obviously asked me here for
a reason.”
Darwin DeVour sat down heavily and rested his ivory walking stick against
the conference room table. Although he had recovered remarkably from his
recent stoke, the after-effects still lingered. “We both want the same thing:
Tyrex Industries. You want to run it, and I want to own it. The last time we
were on opposite sides of the fence, and we both got shafted.”
“Let me get this straight. You want me to help you take over Tyrex?”
“Why not? You know the company inside out, and there’s no love lost between
you and the board after the way they put you out to pasture.”
“I’ve checked your severance agreement, and it does not appear to preclude
you from participating in our investment group,” Raptor broke in.
“What’s in it for me?” Bigelow asked.
“Double your old salary as chief executive officer, a ton of stock options,
your old corporate jet…what else did you have in mind?”
Bigelow walked over to the floor to ceiling windows and looked down on the
sea of yellow cabs streaming up and down Park Avenue. Back in the game! No
more riding in rattletrap taxis, no more taking off his shoes at airports…the
money, the expense account, the chance to settle old scores….
He turned around and stared for a moment at Raptor and DeVour. These two bandits
would cut a cub scout’s throat to make a deal, but what did he have to lose? “I’m
in,” he said. “What’s our game plan?”
* * *
“Madam Fabulous is here for your two o’clock meeting, Mr. Rogers.”
“Thanks,” Doyle Rogers told his secretary. “Tell her I’ll just be a
moment.” He reached into the lower left hand drawer of his massive mahogany
desk and pulled out a photograph of a gorgeous blonde, dressed in a glittering
evening gown, belting out a show tune with a bevy of chorus girls behind her.
Some of the chorines looked a trifle mannish, but there was nothing in the
star’s face or figure that would suggest that she was really him.
With a sigh, Rogers put his picture back in the drawer and stood up to greet
his visitor. Impeccably dressed as always, Madam Fabulous gave him a hug
before they seated themselves in a corner of his spacious office overlooking San
Francisco Bay.
“You’re looking handsome as always, Doyle,” Madam Fabulous said with an
impish grin. “Although I must say, I prefer you as Ginger.”
“So do I,” Doyle sighed. “If our joint venture could afford to pay me what
I’m getting as CEO of Tyrex Industries, I’d leave in a heartbeat. But with two
hungry ex-wives and a Porsche to feed, I need to pull in seven figures.”
“We both know that’s out of the question. One of the reasons Finnochio’s
always attracted such amazing talent was their genuine love for the work, and
that holds true for our current performers. Although we’re at the top of the
scale, if we had to pay our stars what they were really worth, your
shareholders wouldn’t be very happy.”
“How did we do last month?”
For the next half hour, they were all business as they went over the stellar
operating results for Finnochio’s, the newly-reopened drag cabaret that was once
again the toast of San Francisco. Rogers had persuaded the Tyrex board to
invest in the joint venture with Madam Fabulous after Tyrex agreed to
participate in an outreach program for the transgendered as part of its
multi-million dollar settlement with Terrence Poindexter, who was fired by
Charles Bigelow for wearing a dress to work.
The fact that Rogers was able to turn the Poindexter disaster into a highly
lucrative investment in Finnochio’s made him a hero to the Tyrex board. The
fact that Rogers had brought down the house on opening night as Miss Ginger
Rogers was a deep secret known only to Terrence Poindexter, Gail Chestnut and
Madam Fabulous, proprietress of “the salon for boys who should have been girls”
known as The House of Fabulous.
Madam Fabulous straightened Doyle’s tie after she got up to leave. “Such a
shame,” she said. “You should be in silk and lace right now.”
“Who says I’m not?” Doyle replied, lifting his trouser leg to reveal a
glimpse of stocking above his navy blue sox.
* * *
Gail Chestnut carried a tray with glasses and a pitcher of
passion-orange-guava nectar into the small study overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
She stopped at the door to admire her man, who was hunched over the computer
monitor with a look of absolute concentration on his beautiful face. With his
sunglasses perched on top of his bleached blonde hair, and his miniskirt hiked
halfway up his golden thighs, he looked good enough to eat. “Are you surfing
those kinky web sites of yours again?” she teased him as she put down the
pitcher and poured them each a glass.
“As a matter of fact, I’m not,” Terry replied. “There’s something funny
going on with Tyrex stock.”
“Who cares? I thought you had to give up your options as part of your
settlement agreement,” she said.
“I did, but that doesn’t mean I’ve lost interest in Tyrex. After all, how
many Fortune 500 companies have a closet queen as their CEO?”
“Maybe more than you think,” she said as she kneeled down beside him. “I
for one would invest heavily in any company run by a guy as hot as you.”
“Well, we both know that you’re an exception,” he said as he sipped his
POG. “I doubt if most women would get turned on by seeing their man in a
dress.”
“Don’t be so sure. Today was so cool, doing girly things with you. I mean,
it’s so much fun to go shopping and have lunch and be the only one in on this
incredible secret,” she said, sliding her hand up his skirt.
“Doesn’t it bum you out when I go back to being a guy?” he moaned as she
stroked him through his panties.
“That’s the best part of it,” she said, pulling him out of his chair. She
pushed him onto the floor and tore off his panties. She wasn’t wearing any,
and she jumped on top of him, impaling herself with a little squeal. “The real
girls I do lunch with can’t do this for me,” she panted as she rode up and
down, up and down, eager for her mounting orgasm. When she came, Terry came
with her, squeezing her tight with his smooth legs as the sweet waves of
pleasure went on and on.
* * *
Doyle Rogers returned to his desk after seeing Madam Fabulous to the lobby.
He noticed an icon blinking on his computer screen. It was the program set up by
the boys in MIS to alert him to any unusual movements in Tyrex stock.
“That’s odd,” he said to himself as clicked onto the stock register and
drilled down into the details. Carnivore Capital had just acquired 4.9% of Tyrex
stock, just below the threshold that would require a filing with the Securities
and Exchange Commission.
Rogers remembered full well that Carnivore had bankrolled Darwin DeVour’s
failed attempt to take over Tyrex Industries earlier that year. He scrolled
through the stock register until he found the listing for DeVour’s company,
Great White LLC. It also had been quietly accumulating Tyrex stock, and
between the two firms, they held almost ten percent of Tyrex Industries’
outstanding shares. More than enough to use as a springboard for another run
at the company.
Rogers got up and walked into his private bathroom. A marble monument to
the excesses of his predecessor, it afforded him the privacy he required to
indulge in his secret fantasies. After he pulled down his trousers and lowered
his panties, he had to wait a moment for the thrill of wearing a garter belt
and stockings to subside before he relieved himself.
What would Charles Bigelow think if he could see me now, Rogers wondered.
The last time they had seen each other, Rogers had just been transformed by the
House of Fabulous into a smoking hot piece of ass. The sight of Rogers and
Terry Poindexter in drag had been enough to send Bigelow into cardiac arrest,
and after Rogers reverted to his male persona and took control of Tyrex
Industries, he had moved quickly to oust Bigelow as CEO and install himself as
his successor.
What might Charles Bigelow be doing now, he wondered as he returned to his
desk. His computer was still logged onto the stock register, and out of
curiosity he scrolled up to Bigelow’s name. When he saw that Bigelow had also
just accumulated a sizeable position in Tyrex stock, the alarm bells started
going off in his mind.
Rogers knew that as Chief Executive Officer, he owed a duty to the
shareholders that transcended his own self-interest. If their holdings were
combined, Bigelow, DeVour and Carnivore would represent the largest shareholder
in Tyrex, and he served at their pleasure. But that didn’t mean that he had to
like it. Besides, if they really were working together, they were in gross
violation of SEC regulations by reporting their holdings separately.
Rogers weighed his options. He could bring in the company’s lawyers and
investment bankers and circle the wagons. He could also contact the
authorities and demand an investigation. But the more he thought about it, the
more he realized that all he had to go on right now was speculation. To get
the facts he needed, he required a private investigator who understood securities
law, knew the company, and would not be intimidated by its potential
acquirers.
He was scratching an itch under one of his stockings when the idea came to
him.
* * *
Gail and Terry were back in the Jacuzzi, looking like shipwreck survivors as
the bubbling jets massaged their spent bodies. Terry’s swimsuit had a little
skirt that helped conceal his shriveled package, although another erection was
hardly in him. He was content just to sit next to Gail and slide his smooth
legs against hers while the warm water worked its magic.
The spell was broken by the jingle of Terry’s cell phone. Who the hell
would be calling him here? The only people who had his number were Gail, his
parents on the mainland, and Doyle Rogers. Hoping that it wasn’t some kind of
emergency, he reached for the phone with a dripping hand and remembered to
speak in Terrence’s voice. “Hello?”
“Aloha, Terrence. How’s life in paradise?”
“Doyle! How the hell are you?”
“Okay for a working stiff.”
“When I saw your picture in the Chronicle, I thought sure you were going to flick
in the business world for life as Miss Ginger Rogers. What happened?”
“Afraid that was a one night stand. Listen, Terrence, I wonder if I might
be able to interest you in a little freelancing.”
“Well, Gail hasn’t blown through my settlement money just yet, but God knows
she’s working on it.” She poked him in the balls with her foot and he almost
dropped his cell phone into the water. “Stop that!”
“What?”
“Sorry. What kind of freelancing?”
“I think our old friends are gearing up for another run at Tyrex, and they
may even be talking to old man Bigelow about saddling up again.”
“You’ve got to be kidding! After the way he ran that company into the
ground, they’d have to be out of their minds. But this can’t be good for you.”
“Don’t I know it.”
“It’s funny, but just today I was looking at your stock on the web. You’re
on a roll.”
“That’s because Great White, Carnivore and Bigelow are buying. I think
they’re in cahoots.”
“Have you seen their registration statement?”
“They haven’t filed one.”
“That’s a serious no-no.”
“If we can prove it. How would you like to do some undercover work for Tyrex?”
“Why me?”
“For starters, you’re an expert on securities law so you have an idea what
we’re looking for. Plus, you’ve already done a number on these guys and you
know what makes them tick.”
“But Bigelow would recognize me. So would DeVour and Raptor.”
“That depends. Bigelow remembers you as a wimp in drag, and the others think
you’re a hot chick. I’d say you’re a master of disguise.”
“So who am I supposed to be?”
“That’s up to you and Madam Fabulous.”
Remarkably, at the mere mention of her name, Terrence experienced an
erection. Gail noticed it at once, and she was tugging off his swimsuit as he
cried, “I’ll do whatever you ask! Mahalo!”
Doyle could swear he heard Gail Chestnut giggling in the background as
Terrence rang off. He kept the receiver in his hand and punched in the
familiar number. Madam Fabulous herself answered on the first ring. “House of
Fabulous.”
“Hello, Madam, it’s Doyle.”
“I just walked in the door. Something we forgot to discuss?”
“No. A bit of new business. You remember our friend Terry?”
“My all-time favorite customer! Except for you, of course…isn’t he living
in Hawaii?”
“That’s right. He’s going to need a new look. Something that will enable
him to switch back and forth, you know, like a quick change artist. Do you
think you could help him?”
“Of course! We do it all the time at Finnochio’s. What do you two have in
mind?”
* * *
Darwin DeVour’s post-stroke regimen included long walks on his treadmill or
in Central Park. As summer gave way to autumn, he found himself spending more
and more time in the leafy green park. The early morning strolls helped to
blow away the gray clouds which fogged his brain each time he remembered his
humiliation before the Tyrex board of directors. Indeed, it was the shock of
seeing photographs of himself cavorting with a transvestite that had
precipitated his stroke during that infamous board meeting. He still wasn’t
sure how it had all come about, but he had no doubt that Tyrex’s surviving management
had a hand in it, which made him all the more determined to bring them to gaff.
Thus preoccupied, he didn’t notice the mousy young man with a pony tail following
him as he crossed through the park. In fact, the same young man had been discreetly
shadowing him for weeks, closely observing his comings and goings throughout Manhattan.
On this particular morning, DeVour had a breakfast meeting at the Sherry-Netherland
with Lance Raptor, and he paid no attention when the young man was seated at an
adjoining table. His face buried in the New York Times, the young man was
quite overlooked as DeVour and Raptor launched into their conversation.
“Is Bigelow still on board?” DeVour asked.
“I almost wish he weren’t. What a pompous ass! He’s already measuring his
new office for curtains, once we unload the San Francisco headquarters and move
the remnants to New Jersey. He’s holding us up for a pied-a-terre on Fifth
Avenue, which means we’ll have to pay for a limo to haul his ass back and
forth to Manhattan every day.”
“Don’t worry about Bigelow. He’s just there for window dressing. As soon as
we get control, we’ll push him over the side along with the rest of the bozos
he hired.”
“He’s demanding a platinum parachute.”
“Don’t give it to him. What’s he going to do when you say no, go back to
watching television with his wife?”
“Understood.”
“How much are we up to?”
“Thanks to the short term loans our offshore affiliate made to Bigelow, he’s
now got almost 5% on margin. That gives us a combined stake of just under 15%,
more than enough to blow away whatever defenses the Tyrex board comes up with.”
“When do we make our move?”
Raptor glanced around the room. The mousy young man with the pony tail was
studying the arts and entertainment section while he sipped his latte. Raptor
lowered his voice, and his answer was obscured by the clatter of cutlery. The
two men talked for a few more minutes, then got up and left. The young man
waited until they were out of sight before he pulled out his cell phone and
punched in a number.
It was five o’clock in the morning in San Francisco, and the strap of Doyle
Rogers’ nightgown slipped off his shoulder as he fumbled in the dark for the
phone. “Hello?”
“Sorry to wake you, Doyle, but I just struck pay dirt.”
“Terrence! What’s going on?” Rogers was suddenly wide awake.
“Everything you suspected is true. DeVour, Raptor and Bigelow are all in it
together, and between them they have enough shares to blow the company out of
the water. They’re going to tear it apart limb from limb and move the corpse
to New Jersey.”
“How much time do we have?”
“Don’t know. My guess is, not much.”
“Then it’s time for phase two. Do you have everything you need?”
“Oh yes. Thanks to the advance you gave me, I’m a very popular girl at
Bloomie’s and Sax.”
“I hate you!”
“Meow,” Terrence purred. He was flushed with excitement as he switched off
his cell phone and headed back towards his suite at the Peninsula Hotel.
* * *
When Terrence returned to the House of Fabulous during his stopover in San
Francisco one month earlier, he was greeted with hugs and kisses by Madam
Fabulous the Mistress of Style. The Mistresses of Fashion and Deportment had
resumed their careers at Finnochio’s, and their replacements seemed a bit
awestruck as they were introduced to their legendary customer. “Look at you!”
Madam Fabulous gushed as they stared at the stunning blonde androgyne with the
golden tan. In his Birkenstocks, baggy chinos and cotton sweater, with his
hair pulled into a pony tail, Terrence’s true gender was impossible to discern.
The Mistress of Style took him by the hand and sat him down in one of the
reclining salon chairs. “I can’t stand it!” she said. With a flourish, she
applied a swipe of lipstick to his open mouth. “Presto! You’re a girl. Can I
take the rest of the day off?”
“This must be how a sculptor looks at a perfect piece of marble,” the
Mistress of Fashion marveled. Tall and statuesque, she felt like a troll next
to Terry. “What can we do for you?”
“Doyle told me you need to be able to get in and out of character quickly,”
Madam Fabulous interjected.
“That’s right. And I need a new look. Something in between Lawyer Terry
and Bimbo Terry.”
“What are you going to be doing exactly?” Madam Fabulous asked.
“I’m really not sure. All I know is, I’ll be in New York swimming with the
sharks.”
“Sounds like a job for Cosmo Terry,” the Mistress of Style said. “Short
skirts, high heels, sharp nails….” The Mistresses practically tore off his
clothes as they set about preparing his transformation.
“You’re so tan!” sighed the Mistress of Deportment, a bouncy brunette with a
tad too many muscles. “I love those bikini lines!”
“She won’t need stockings, that’s for sure,” the Mistress of Fashion
observed.
“Then our first priority is a pedicure,” the Mistress of Style proclaimed.
Madam Fabulous was smiling to herself as she left Terry alone with her
Mistresses. “Let me know when you’re finished, girls. I want to have lunch with
Cosmo Terry.”
* * *
Terry thought back to that afternoon with Madam Fabulous as he luxuriated in
a bubble bath in his opulent tub. Over a delightful al fresco lunch at a
stylish bistro in North Beach, they had spent hours discussing the latest
fashions, and one of Cosmo Terry’s new outfits was laid out on the king size
bed in his suite: a black lace tube top, matching silk pencil skirt and chic
ruched front jacket from Bloomingdale’s. Black lingerie and sheer nylons, a rather
large black purse and 3” black heels completed Terry’s ensemble. As he shaved
his tanned legs, he had to agree with the Mistress of Fashion that the nylons weren’t
really necessary, but he never got to wear them in Maui and they felt so sexy
to put on! The very thought of wearing his new wardrobe excited him, and after
he finished shaving his legs, he closed his eyes and stroked himself under the
bubbles, feeling more like a woman when the wonderful release washed over him.
As he patted his pampered body with a plush Peninsula towel, he wondered if Gail
would be jealous of his alter ego? Or would she want her more than Terrence?
Such thoughts were pushed to the back of Terry’s mind as he got down to
business. After slipping on his lingerie and stockings, he sat down at the
vanity and dried his long blonde hair before pinning it up into an elaborate
French braid. Then he returned to the bedroom and took his time dressing
himself in his new outfit, reveling in the sensation as the lining of his skirt
brushed against his sheer nylons. Rather than step into his new heels, he
stuffed them into his purse before he returned to the bathroom and scooped his
makeup into it also. Then he sat back down at the vanity and went to work on
his other disguise.
* * *
Charles Bigelow was a few minutes early for his one o’clock appointment at the Peninsula Hotel. He had been mildly intrigued when the personal
secretary for a Saudi prince had called earlier that morning to inquire as to
whether he might have time to meet with a representative of the Saudi royal
family. Bigelow was becoming bored sitting around his hotel waiting for DeVour
and Raptor to launch their takeover, and no American executive could pass up a
chance to talk business with the fabulously wealthy House of Saud.
He was shown into the Saudi’s palatial suite by the concierge floor butler, a
well-traveled Englishman with a baleful countenance. Bigelow was admiring the
priceless oriental vases scattered throughout the parlor when the diminutive
Prince al-Teri swept into the room. The prince’s robes and sashes were
impressive, and Bigelow found himself bowing slightly as he took his highnesses’
offered hand. Although his eyes were inscrutable behind smoke-tinted aviator
glasses, al-Teri’s mustache and goatee parted in a munificent smile as he
attempted to put Bigelow at ease. “Please be seated,” the prince said as he
sat down on a plush brocaded chair. “Have you been offered any refreshments?”
“No, your excellency,” said Bigelow as he sat down awkwardly in an equally
plump chair. “It was an honor to receive your invitation.”
“Not at all.” The Prince instructed the butler to bring them coffee and
mineral water. After the butler left, he said, “I appreciate your coming on
such short notice. I have asked you here to discuss an investment which has
caused much displeasure in my country.”
“Oh?”
“I refer to our considerable holdings in Tyrex Industries. It has come to
our attention that since you left them as chief executive, the company as
strayed into some very troubling areas.”
Bigelow couldn’t believe his ears. His own enmity towards Tyrex was fierce,
but to hear the new management being slammed like this by the House of
Saud…where was this going? He tried not to overplay his hand. “Well, we certainly
ran a tighter ship in my day,” Bigelow said.
“Indeed. However, I am not referring to management style. Did you know
that your old company has formed a joint venture with a woman named Madam
Fabulous to produce a scandalous cabaret in San Francisco?”
“I am well aware of that outrage.”
“There are those in my country who point to this as yet another indication
of the sad decline of your civilization. However, I am inclined to regard this
as a business problem, and to solve it using traditional American methods. Mr.
Bigelow, I am prepared to recommend that the House of Saud acquire 100% of the
outstanding stock of Tyrex Industries. To accomplish this, we will require a
firm hand at the top. You, therefore, are our preferred candidate to become Managing
Director of a privately held company which will acquire the core businesses of
Tyrex Industries.”
Bigelow was speechless. The butler returned with their coffees and water,
and the prince waited until they were alone before continuing. “Before you say
no, Mr. Bigelow, let me assure you that you will be given a free hand in the
management of your old company, so long as you adhere to what I like to refer
to as traditional American values. And you will be highly compensated. Here
is our proposal.” The Prince slid a single sheet of paper across the table
separating their chairs, and Bigelow’s eyes bulged when he looked at the
figures. Compared to this, DeVour and Raptor were offering him peanuts. “And
of course, we are prepared to enhance this proposal with a very generous
severance package in order to entice you out of your well-deserved
retirement.” That clinched it. Bigelow wouldn’t trust DeVour and Raptor as
far as he could throw them, and now he had no reason to.
Still, Bigelow knew he had to negotiate. “I have to think about it.”
“Is there something more in keeping with your expectations?” Bigelow threw
out an obscene figure, which Prince al-Teri accepted on the spot. “If you will
just wait for a few minutes, I will have my personal secretary draw up a letter
of understanding.”
Bigelow was still dazed when the butler arrived to escort him to an
adjoining library. As soon as Bigelow was out the door, Terry pulled the
elaborate robes over his head, being careful not to muss his French braid.
Only ten minutes to spare! He ran into one of the bedrooms, fished his heels
out of his purse and was stepping into them as he dumped his makeup out onto
the bed. A fast dash to the bathroom and it was off with the mustache and
goatee. A little lipstick and blush, a spritz of cologne, some clip on
earrings…the prince’s glasses had concealed his eye makeup, and the coat of
clear polish on his manicured fingers could pass for woman’s. Terry was putting
on a pair of tortoise shell glasses when he heard a knock on the bedroom door.
“Your other guest has arrived,” the butler announced.
“Show him in,” a girl’s voice answered. Terry waited for the butler to
retreat before opening the door. He had to remind himself to walk like a lady
as he crossed the foyer and entered the parlor to greet Darwin DeVour.
“Thank you for coming,” he said, offering DeVour a limp hand and escorting
him to the chair recently vacated by Charles Bigelow. He tugged his skirt down
towards his knees after sitting down primly on the same chair he’d occupied as
Prince al-Teri.
“It’s always a pleasure to meet with the media,” DeVour replied as he ogled
Terry’s legs. “I understand you have a few questions for me.”
“That’s correct. Vanity Fair is running a feature about the ten most fascinating
men in American business, and of course you’re on our list. As part of my
research for the story, I came across an unusual angle that I thought I should
discuss with you before we go to print.”
“Unusual?”
“Very.” Terry reached into his purse and produced a large manila envelope.
He leaned over to DeVour and handed it to him. “Can you give me a little
background on these pictures?”
DeVour opened the envelope and gasped as he stared at two
8x10 glossy color photographs. The first was a picture of himself and an
attractive blonde. He appeared to be lifting the hem of her short dress while
she sat next to him on a sofa. In the second picture, the girl who had just
been seen embracing him stood with her dress and panties pulled away to reveal
a well-hung penis and balls. “Where did you get these?” DeVour asked, shaking
with rage.
“I’m afraid our sources are confidential.”
DeVour had always suspected that somebody at Tyrex had taken
these photographs to ruin him, and he was determined to find out who. “I
demand to know where you got these pictures!”
“Very well. If you will excuse me for a moment, I’ll speak
to the man who gave them to me.”
“I want to speak to him myself!”
“I don’t know…please wait here while I ask him.” Terry left
his purse on the chair as he got up and spun on his heel towards the room where
Bigelow was waiting.
The butler intercepted him in the foyer. “A gentleman just
called from the lobby.”
“Perfect,” Terry said. “Send him up.”
“He’s already on his way. Are we going to be changing into
another costume?”
“Just make sure Larry sees Curly before Moe gets here,”
Terry said. When the butler gave him a quizzical look, he said, “Never mind. Please
show Mr. Bigelow into the parlor.”
“Very good, ma’am. Will there be anything else?”
“I’d hide the Ming vases if I were you.”
* * *
A few minutes later, Lance Raptor rang the doorbell of the Peninsula
suite for his appointment with a potential new investor. An attractive young woman
opened the door in a panic. She looked vaguely familiar, but before Raptor
could place her she cried, “Call the police! They’re going to kill each
other!”
Raptor entered the parlor to find Darwin DeVour pummeling
Charles Bigelow with his ivory walking stick. Bigelow was down on one knee and
bleeding from the head. “What the hell’s going on?” Raptor shouted.
“The son of a bitch double-crossed us!” DeVour snarled.
“I just want out of our deal,” Bigelow groaned.
“Bullshit! You can’t screw with us!”
“We can’t let him out now,” Raptor said as he tried to pull
DeVour away from Bigelow. “Not with millions of our dollars used to buy stock
in his name.” The tape recorder in Terry’s purse rolled on as the three men
continued to incriminate themselves.
* * *
“A thousand dollar tip for the butler at the Peninsula?
Don’t you think that’s a bit much?” Doyle asked as he perused Terrence’s
expense report.
“Not considering what he had to put up with.” Terrence was
once again his androgynous self, to the dismay of Madam Fabulous, who was
sitting with them in the corner of Doyle’s office overlooking San Francisco Bay.
“What are your plans now,” she asked him.
“Being Cosmo Terry was exciting, but I’ve got a real girl
waiting for Tropo Terry in paradise. How about you, Doyle? Are we ever going
to see Ginger again?”
Madam Fabulous smiled. “Go ahead and tell him.”
“When things looked bleak,” Doyle said, “I initiated some
counter-measures with the board’s approval. Not that we ever doubted Cosmo
Terry, but it was prudent to consider selling off some assets as a pre-emptive
move. Want to get in on the ground floor of an IPO?”
“That depends on what you’re selling and who’s running it.”
“Haven’t you seen the paper?” Rogers handed him the
business section of the Chronicle. Right under the headline story about the
indictment of Darwin DeVour, Lance Raptor and Charles Bigelow on charges of
securities fraud was a smaller article below the fold:
TYREX TO SPIN OFF FINNOCHIO’S
San Francisco – Tyrex Industries announced that CEO Doyle Rogers
is leaving the multi-national conglomerate to head up Finnochio’s, which was
established earlier this year as a joint venture between Tyrex and the House of
Fabulous. According to Rogers, the new company plans to aggressively expand
Finnochio’s through a national franchising program, building on the reputation
of its San Francisco flagship as “the world's premier cabaret for female
impersonators.” The company, which will be spun off to shareholders of Tyrex
and Madam Fabulous, will trade on the NY Stock Exchange under the symbol MTF,
for Madam/Tyrex/Finnochio’s.
* * *
“Five minutes, Miss Rogers.”
Ginger Rogers finished fussing with her elaborate blonde wig
and took her silver sequined gown off its hanger. After she zipped herself up,
she took a long look at herself in the full length mirror. The side slits in
her gown went clear up her thighs, revealing glittering legs perched on silver
heels. She practiced a tricky dance step in front of the mirror, singing a few
bars of her trademark song as she psyched herself up for her act.
Madam Fabulous, who was standing outside the star’s dressing
room, gave her a big hug when she opened the door, being careful not to muss
her makeup. Together they waited in the wings offstage while the juggling unicyclist
in hot pants finished her routine. Then Madam Fabulous stepped in front of the
curtain and addressed the packed house.
“Tonight we are so thrilled to welcome back to Finnochio’s
the incomparable Miss Ginger Rogers!” she announced as the audience began to
roar. She stepped back behind the curtain and waited for the stage to go
absolutely dark. Suddenly a single spotlight illuminated the fabulous face and
form of her chief executive officer and leading lady.
The audience went wild as Ginger broke into song. “I’m
strictly a female female….” She belted out the old show tune as if it had been
written for her. “I enjoy being a girl!”
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