How do you tell your best friend that you just happen to
have changed gender since they saw you last?
Elan Owen
Chapter 6: Countdown to Confession
By Jesse Rabbit Edited by Erin Halfelven of bigcloset.ateros.com
There I was,
pressing the Mode and Panic buttons for all of like a second when the doors to
the choir room banged open and in trooped half a dozen members of the choir.
For a moment I just stared but thankfully I had the presence of mind to release
the buttons before the sequence could begin and thus prevented myself from
transforming in front of six of my peers. They gave me little more than a
cursory glance, engaged as they were in their own conversation. I slipped out
the door and into the press of junior high kids, all streaming towards the doors
like rats leave a sinking ship. I just kept my head down and let them sweep me
out the doors. I didn't see anybody significant and more importantly no one
seemed to notice me in the slightest except for one sixer boy who stepped on my
foot and then blushed and looked scared when he realized that I was a girl.
Emerging into
the bright NoCal November day, my contacts automatically darkened to shield my
eyes but I was still temporarily blinded by the glare. When I could see again I
slipped out of the stream of students and slipped around the side of the
school. There were some benches and tables and trees on the grass here, and it
was far more exposed than I was comfortable with, but there weren't any kids on
this side and unless someone at Crestview - the Elementary school next door -
was looking out of their classrooms with a pair of binoculars I was out of
sight. I glanced about nervously as I pressed and held the buttons, pressing
back against the wall and praying no one came by in the next minute or so.
Eleven seconds after I pressed the buttons the watch beeped and I felt those
tingles flood back through my body. This time I tried to concentrate on what it
felt like but quickly decided that was a bad idea ‘cause it felt like when your
leg wakes up, sharp pains and tingles everywhere, all at once. And then, eleven
seconds after it began, it ended and I realized something dreadful. I had such
a wedgie!
I squirmed and
tugged frantically at my underwear, trying to pull it away from where it was
crushing my newly reacquired manhood (well, boyhood). Clearly I would have to
be careful about how high I pulled them in the future. I finally, and with a
sinking feeling in my chest and pain in my groin, realized that there was
really no way I was going to be able to fix the problem without pulling down my
pants at least to my knees. The watch beeped and I looked down at the face. It
said 4:30 remaining, and I freaked and ran, forgetting the pain, or at least
trying to ignore it. I dashed towards the front of the school, slipped through
the trickle of students that had lagged behind and dashed headlong across the
yard to the bike racks where I saw Karen waiting, an annoyed expression on her
face. The watch beeped 4:00 as I unlocked my bike and Karen bitched at me for making
her wait like a minute, sheesh!
I turned to her
with a forced grin and said, "Race you to my house!" Then, without
waiting for her to argue I hopped onto my bike and tore off, peddling like the
hounds of war were chasing me, even though we aren't supposed to ride our bikes
on school paths or in the parking lot. I heard Karen scream and jump onto her
bike, and I wasn't surprised, we were always doing stuff like this. Its almost
a mile to my house from the school, straight down Vineyard Ridge to Firehill
and Firehill to Rembrant and if I went flat out I might just make it in time.
During the ride
which seemed to both crawl with regard to progress and fly with regard to time
the higher functions section of my brain tried to figure out what in the name
of Bob I was going to tell Karen, and how. I also wondered how she would take
it, whether she would scream, freak, or hit me, or all three. It was too much
to hope for that she would be calm about it, Karen is many things, Genius,
sweet, cheerful, annoying, and good at tennis are just a few of them, but calm
is not.
I raced down the
road, passing Claremont High (Get this. Claremont High, Cascade Middle, and
Crestview Basic are all in a row, on Vineyard Ridge. They look exactly alike,
at least the buildings do, although Crestview has a slide on its pool and more
things to climb on in its exercise yard and some of the benches are smaller.
But the three are identical. They even have the same animal as a mascot. The
Echidnas. Joseph, Samuel, and Isiah or Joey, Sammy, and Izzy the Echidna
brothers. Sigh.) So I pass the high school where I will be going next year,
pass the library with its sign that says "Lets make 2029 the Literacy
Year", turn onto Firehill and pass the old firehouse (Now a landmark) and
the new FireSquad facility with its six crimson FireHawk Hovercopters outside
on their launch pads, and then down the street passed the three churches, the
shopping area, and then the WorldComp annex, onto Rembrant and down the street.
Karen is bigger than me and she can really ride, so by this point we're neck
and neck. I dodge Missus Holister and her mini-tigers Sigfred & Roy and
Mister Walker who is, as usual, playing hackey sac all over his yard, the
sidewalk, and the street. My watch has started beeping non-stop now and I'm
afraid to look down at it, because a) I'd crash, and b) it might say 0:01
remaining.
Finally, after
an eternity it seems I reach my yard, leap off my bike, letting it fall onto
the grass even though I've been told not to a zillion times (A finitely large
number, as opposed to infinity which is an infinitely large number, or so says
my mom the math geek. She's made me memorize the first thousand prime numbers,
forwards and backwards. sigh.) I'm racing up the steps when the tingles begin,
but I force myself to keep going, slamming my hand against the palm scanner and
flinging myself into the front hallway, where I hit the floor hard and just lay
there, completely winded and spasming as the tingles and aches wash over me. A
few seconds later its all better, completely. I'm not kidding. No aches, no
pains, no tightness in my shorts. Even my hand, which should have been
throbbing with the force I'd used against the palm scanner, was fine. I was
just a little out of breath and that was better than it had been just a second
before.
As I was taking
this all in a shadow fell across me and I heard Karen say, "Well, You won.
I just hope you're happy ‘cause I think you gave old lady Holister a heart
attack. Elan! Hey, Elan, where were you today, you skipped class. Miss Greystoke
is gonna make you write 300 words, anyway why are you lying on the…" and
that's when I think she noticed something was wrong ‘cause she just trailed
off.
I climbed to my
feet, doing it deliberately and slowly to give myself time to think. I listened
for her to say something else but she wasn't saying anything… in fact I'm not
so sure she was breathing. I slowly turned to face her and sighed. "Why
don’t you close the door and come on up to my lab… er room. I want to change
and Pig will be home soon." No she wouldn't. Pig walks, and usually she
and her friends stop to get some candy or at the park for a while, and Karen
knew it, but she didn't argue.
I turned back
away from her and slowly climbed the stairs up to my rooms.
"I put your
bike up for you, Elan," Karen said quietly, as much to break the silence
as for any other reason I think. I nodded and said "Thanks", but I
wasn't really paying that much attention.
We got to my
room and, after closing the door and activating the Privacy Please sign on the
wall just outside, I took off my school jacket and tie, hung them in the closet
and slumped onto the bed.
When I hadn't
said anything for about five or ten minutes Karen finally poked me and I rolled
over and looked up into her eyes. She blinked and opened her mouth to speak,
once, twice, three times. Then she closed it again and slumped onto the bed
next to me. After about ten more minutes of complete silence she finally asked
"How?" Her voice was small and scared.
I shrugged and sighed
"Grandpa" as if that explained everything. Which, come to think of
it, it did, if you knew our family that is. Karen has been my best friend since
we were three. We’ve skipped the same grades, been in most of the same classes,
and even invented one or two things together, although nothing big, yet. If
anyone knew my family it was she.
She blinked and
reached out one hand and poked me right in the chest. "Why?" I jumped
as she poked something soft and sensitive on my chest and shrugged again.
"Dunno."
She giggled,
smiling when I jumped and poked me again.
"HEY!"
I cried "Stoppit!"
"You got
titties!" I blinked and looked down, and gasped. She was right, I had
these tiny little bumps, barely there but noticeable ‘cause I was leaning back
on my arms and thus pulling my shirt tight across my chest. They were little
more than bumps, a lot like the ones Karen had so proudly showed me just this
summer. I groaned and flopped back on the bed again, staring up at the ceiling.
Karen poked me
in the belly and peered down into my face "Do you still have a
thingy?" Now I don't want you to get the wrong ideas here so let me
clarify two things: 1 our schools have been teaching us about our bodies, sex
(safe and otherwise), and all that stuff since kindergarten, but still, using words
like mammary and penis and vagina is just no fun, I mean, adults don't use them
so why should kids, right? And 2: Karen and I have never, ever, EVER!, done
anything sexual, she's my best friend and it would be gross, like kissing Pig,
or, or, well actually I cannot think of anything worse than kissing Pig, but
you get the idea. But we have shown each other our bodies, and not just in
health class when everyone has too get up in front of the class completely
naked (its to make us feel more comfortable about our bodies or at least that’s
what the teachers say, but we think its just an excuse to torture us more. My
dad says that in his day people didn't talk about stuff like sex, and that
everyone was really uptight and republican (Its an old political party, I
checked. From before the space age.)
I shook my head
and blushed when she smiled. Then I had to bat at her hands ‘cause she was
trying to pull down my pants, crying "Let me see, let me see!" See,
told you calm wasn't one of her traits. I rolled away from her and off the bed,
grumping "I can do that myself thank you!"
I sighed
mentally when I realized that I had just, essentially, agreed to show her, so I
unbuttoned my shirt and pulled it from my trousers, unbuckled my belt and let
my pants fall to the floor. I had to change anyway, so I figured I might as
well get it over with. I kicked my shoes into the closet, wriggled out of my
pants and shirt and stood there in my boxers and light undershirt. Blushing
again now, just a little bit mind you, I peeled off my shirt and then quickly,
before I could chicken out, pulled my shorts down and stepped out of them. I
turned slowly round and then looked Karen in the eyes "Well?" Then I
almost fell down laughing ‘cause she looked so stunned. Her jaw was almost on
the ground and her eyes had bugged out like that guy in the classic film
"The Mask" I went over to my closet and closed the door so I could
see myself in the mirror.
I saw a girl;
young, naked except for her socks and a tiny platinum snowflake pendant on a
delicate chain round her neck. She was slender, her hips shaped slightly
differently from mine, her toso slightly slimmer with more of a taper at the
waist. She had long limbs, like mine, although they were a little more delicate
and angled differently at the wrists. She had no adam's apple, a cheerful face,
with bright green eyes, framed with long platinum blonde hair, bleached almost
white by the NoCal sun. She was just under five feet tall. Or in other words,
she was a female version of me.
I hugged myself
and then Karen hugged me and said "So, whatcha gonna wear tonight?"
as if this was perfectly normal. As if she wasn't hugging a naked girl who this
morning had been a boy.
I blinked,
having forgotten completely. "Tonight?"
She nodded and
smiled "We're going to New York? To see Terminator? Member?"
I slapped myself
in the forehead and sighed, "Oh, yeah, right."
"Are you
stuck like that?" she asked, out of the blue.
I nodded,
"Except for 5 minutes every twelve hours, yep."
She let go and
looked me up and down. "Well then, since I take it we're trying to hide
this from your parents?" She paused long enough for me to nod rapidly
before continuing. "Then we need to come up with something, and fast.
I nodded and
sighed.
"How about
we dress you like Pig?"
I nearly fell
over as Karen giggled. I shot her a dirty look and she stopped, but was clearly
having to strain to hold it in. I sighed, "What do you have in mind?"
She looked
thoughtful for a minute or two and I began to think that maybe I should just
get dressed in my suit and shave my head bald. Then she grinned, looking
maniacal - and trust me, I know that look, its what my family uses instead of
the smile. She crowed, "I've got just the thing!"
To be continued in Part 7 - Just the Thing!
Elan, his family, friends, and Story are copyright 2002
Jesse Rabbit, who may be reached at Terabiel@hotmail.com. Feel free to
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