Long title, realtively short story. Another quickie for me. I decided to experiment and try to stretch my meager writing talent by doing something new. I tried to write a story in flashback. I usually write, for the most part, in linear time. I need it for another story that I'm working on. Tell me if it works Raven Captain Webster's the Magic Kingdom: At the Character Breakfast By Raven I watched my Husband Geoff parade around the restaurant in the Polynesian Village with my two sons Andy and Peter. This was something of a tradition at the character breakfasts in the Magic Kingdom at Disney. At some point during breakfast, the characters, in this case Minnie Mouse, Goofy, and Chip n' Dale, started at happy song, and paraded around with all of the children. This time Andy and Peter pulled their father up along with them. I, unfortunately couldn't go because my hands were full at the time. As I watched them dance around the room, I realized how gloriously happy I was. I loved being married to Geoff. He was a good husband, and a magnificent provider. He was an even better lover. I couldn't have asked for better kids. Peter, my oldest, was 5 years old, and Andy was 3 years old. Since Geoff had a very good job as a partner in a law firm, I didn't have to work. All I had to do was to be a wife, and a mother. I sighed at my good fortune. I was truly happy. It made me remember that it wasn't always that way . . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exactly one year earlier . . . . I remember the phone call like it was yesterday. I was at my office preparing a demand letter for a client. As a personal injury attorney, that's what I do. I had the good fortune of working in a firm with two other attorneys that I graduated law school with. Both were much brighter than I was, but I was the litigation/tactical expert of the group. Lynne was one of those former classmates, and occupied the office right next to mine. Actually Lynne, and her husband Ray, were long standing friends. I lived with them for a time after splitting with my fiancee, Angela. They also saw me through my break up with Amy, whom I lived with for 4 years. That relationship almost ended im marriage also. Each time, my potential marital bliss slipped through my fingers. I digress. The only thing that is important to know was that these days I kept myself on the shelf, and away from any painful relationships. That energy was redirected into my career. Anyway, Lynne and Ray had left for Disney the previous day. They were meeting the rest of Lynne's family, who were coming down from up north. Needless to say, I was quite surprised to get a call from Ray at Disney. He started sheepishly, "Dude . . . you're not going to believe this." "Now What?" I asked, my eyes rolling back in my head, although Ray wouldn't have seen that. This was a dangerous question considering some of the dangerous misadventures that Ray's gotten me into in the past. "Do you still have the key to our place?" "Yeah. I think so. Why?" I thought that this may have something to do with their cats, all six of them, since I usually was the cat sitter when they were away. "I need you to do me a favor Tommy," asked Ray. This just had to be rich for him to be calling me from Disney. "I left and accidently forgot to bring my stash with me. I'm gonna' need it if I have to deal with Lynne's family all weekend. You have to help me . . . ." After I stopped laughing, Ray told me what he wanted me to do. He wanted me to stuff his marijuana into a jacket pocket, and then put the jacket into overnight mail. That just made me laugh harder. The man was desperate! I was just paranoid enough to veto the plan. The last thing I needed was to be disbarred from practicing law because some dog sniffed me putting drugs into the mail. Cooler heads prevailed. I decided to drive the stash up to him. Orlando was only three hours away, and besides, it had been a couple of years since I had been there. I wanted to see the Terminator 3-D exhibit at Universal. The side benefit was that I had something on Ray that he would never be able to live down! You just had to appreciate the humor of the situation. So Lynne and Ray agreed to put me up for the night in their cottage, and to take me out to dinner. I figured that the next morning I would take off for Universal, and spend the day there before driving back. It would be a nice little adventure. I got to Orlando about 9:30 p.m. The three of us went out for a night of drinking and eating, and fun was had by all. I kept needling Ray about his faux pas. I assured him that he would never live it down! During the course of out revelry, Lynne graciously invited me to go with them to the character breakfast at the Polynesian Village where the rest of her family was staying. All of her family was going to be there. I had no conception what a character breakfast was, so I asked her. She told me that it was a lot of fun. Characters from all of the Disney animated features interacted with the families, especially the kids. I didn't want to go at first, since I didn't think it was my thing. However, a little arm twisting by Lynne did convince me. Ray wanted a comrade in arms anyway. The next morning, I found myself seated at a long table with the rest of Lynne's family. Lynne's family wasn't the only one in the restaurant. It was filled with happy families, smiling faces, and children. The families were joined by employees of Disney dressed up as Daisy Duck, Pluto, Pinocchio, and the Genie from Aladdin. The strangest thing happened. My surrounding didn't make me happy like the rest. In fact, it had just the opposite effect. I found myself lamenting my breakups with Angela and Amy. I remembered why the breakups had hurt me so badly. In each case, I had looked forward to settling down. I looked forward to having a wife and kids, being a father, and having the family that I never had. Seeing all of the happy families around me only served to remind me of what I could never have. I tried to put on a brave face, and it worked . . . almost. One person, or should I say character, sensed that I wasn't happy at all. It was the Genie from Aladdin. "What's wrong young master?" he asked in his best imitation of the Genie. "Oh, nothing," I responded. "That is no true," he persisted. "The Big Cheese (Mickey) doesn't like sad people in the Magic Kingdom. Therefore, I grant you one wish, in order to cheer you up." "Sure. Thank-you very much Genie," I played along with him, for the benefit of the others. That was when the characters started the parade around the restaurant with all of the children. The Genie, thankfully left me to join in on the play. Soon all of the kids were dancing around the room, hand in hand, with a character to the tune of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from the movie the "Lion King." It was all very touching. It was too touching, and sent an arrow right through my heart. My eyes locked onto one little boy, who couldn't have been more than two. He was as cute as a button. I thought to myself, looking around the room at all of the families, that this should be my life. I should have been married with either Angela or Amy, and had children like the little boy. That little boy could have been my son! I said under my breath, "I wish that I had a family, and a son just like that one." Suddenly I got very dizzy. Everything in my field of vision got extremely blurry, and I didn't know what was happening. I thought that it may be a delayed effect of last night's drinking. I reached up to rub my eyes, but my arms were obstructed by something soft and warm on my chest. I pushed past it, feeling my arm on my chest. When I tried to rub my eyes, my fingernails, which were much longer than I remembered them to be, poked me. I withdrew my hand with a gasp, my vision having cleared. There before me was the painted and finely manicured nails of a woman. They were connected to my hand! A look downward confirmed why those nails were connected to my hand. Somehow, impossibly, I was inside the body of a woman! There was no mistaking the sight of two well-proportioned breasts seen from above. A quick survey of the body showed that I was wearing jeans, sneakers (keds actually), and a Disney T-shirt. Upside down the T-shirt read "World's Greatest Mom." My attention was diverted by the sound of a little child crying. When I looked up, I saw that cute little boy that I was watching earlier. He had fallen and skinned his knee in the parade. The sound of his crying made me feel sad, and very concerned for the safety of the child. Something deep within me, which I could not describe, made me want to rush to him, despite my current circumstances. The urge was overpowering, irresistible. I couldn't resist. I launched myself from where I was sitting to his side. I was so concerned for this child that I had to ignore the alien sensation of long hair tickling my neck, breasts jiggling on my chest, and a void between my legs. I knelt beside him, brushing the long hair out of my eyes. "Are you okay?" I asked. He touched me on the arm, and the instant he did, I knew. The little child was the blood of my blood, the flesh of my flesh. He was my son. The child sobbed, "I fell down Mommy . . . ." I heard a deeper male voice behind me, "Is Andy all right, Jenny? What happened?" I looked over my shoulder to see a tall, handsome man, with another small boy, staring down at me. The boy was a little bit older than the boy at my side. The other boy spoke, "Yeah, Mommy. What happened to Andy?" To this, the man replied, "Shhh, Peter. Let your Mom help your brother." "Aww, Dad," exclaimed Peter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That was how it all began just a year ago. It was rough at first, especially when I saw my old body sitting at the table with Lynne, Ray, and the rest of Lynne's family. It . . . he . . . was acting like nothing had happened. He was acting like everything was normal. I realized that somehow my wish had been granted. As I was leaving with my new family, I sought out the Genie. I could vocalize only one question with my new feminine voice. "Why?" He answered, "Disney is a family place. You have been granted the greatest of gifts, a family of your own. Go and enjoy your life." Peter and Andy snapped me out of my reminiscing. "Mom, can't you come and join the parade with Dad and us?" I smiled back, "I'm sorry I can't, boys. I have to feed your little sister." I looked down at my two-month-old daughter Emily, laying in my arms. I ached to breast-feed her, but I knew that it would cause too much of a stir in the restaurant. I grabbed some of the formula out of the diaper bag, gently urging it into her Emily's mouth. She gurgled briefly before accepting the fake nipple. I glowed with love. Yes I was happy. Emily was all mine. I had experienced the miracle carrying life within me, and childbirth, first hand. I made Geoff promise to give me another little daughter once Emily was in preschool. The Magic Kingdom would always be extra magical to me. That is why that I insisted that Geoff and the kids come back here every year on this date. It was a family tradition. It was when my life as Jennifer first began . . ***