--===Sapphire's Channel - Instant Fame ===-- Instant Fame by Raven *( Note: _Instant Fame_, while a new story line from _M.I.B._ is set in the same world. Sooner or later the two stories will merge into one complete story. )* Chapter One Dave and I decided to go down to the "Planet Hollywood" in Coconut Grove for the evening. It was a long drive, but we hadn't been there since it opened about 2 years ago. Besides, it was a Saturday night, and "the Grove" was a happening place anyway. There was the outside shot of seeing a celebrity. Parking was a mess, just as it always was at the Grove, and I was glad that Dave drove rather than me. To make matters even worse, the line into "Planet Hollywood" was very long. However, as we quickly learned, after getting inside, it was well worth the wait. We were seated at table right next to Pamela Anderson Lee, and her husband, Tommy Lee, the drummer from "Motley Crue." Pamela Anderson was even more beautiful in real life. It was extremely hard keeping my eyes off of her. Tommy Lee had quite the reputation as a "bad boy" with several run-ins with the law. I'm sure that he was used to people staring at his wife, but I didn't want to cause a confrontation, or start a scene. Therefore, I had to steal little glances whenever I could. Let me tell you that pictures do not do Pamela justice. She is just staggering in her beauty! Her surgically enhanced boobs were nothing short of spectacular. I got a raging hard-on just by looking at her. At the end of out meal, Tommy Lee, looked over at us and said, "Hey. Do you guys want to go and party with us?" Dave and I both looked at the two celebrities with a blank look upon out face. You could have knocked either of us over with a feather. Dave was the first to speak, asking in utter disbelief, "Uh..... do you mean us??" Pamela chimed in that sexy, soft voice of hers, that all of America grew to love by watching "Baywatch." "Of course silly. Who else would we be talking to?" I finally got the urge to speak. "It's just that you guys are, you know, famous. We're just nobodies. We don't even know you!" Tommy said, "We saw you watching us. We just thought you guys would like the chance to really get to know us. So......do you wanna? Get to know us that is?" Dave and I responded, "Yes" at the same time, without even thinking. We were going to go party with Pamela Anderson, and Tommy Lee! We all paid our bills, and left "Planet Hollywood" together. Everybody else was wondering who the hell we were to be in the company of such stars. Everyone had a look of envy in their eyes. Dave and I were just loving it. When we got outside on the street, Tommy motioned to the valet parking attendant. He asked, "I hope you don't mind if we take our limo. Pam and I really hate going into clubs, especially nowadays after that tape of us having sex came out." "Of course not," we assured them. At this point we would do whatever made them the most comfortable. Dave got the bright idea of asking about the video tape even further. "I heard about that tape on the Howard Stern' radio show. Tommy, he and Robin said that you have the biggest.......uh, um, well, you know what I mean." Tommy said, "Yeah, well I hate that tape. It's gotten so hard for us to go out now. People are hounding us wherever we go." "That really sucks........" I commented. I had managed to seat myself right next to Pamela. She was so close that I could feel her body heat. The smell of the perfume was intoxicating. Dave sat closer to Tommy. "Yeah it does," replied Pamela, ".........but will be free of it very soon." "What do you mean by that ." I began to ask. Tommy cut me off by saying, ".........anyone want a drink?" That simple question kicked off a round of vicious partying and drinking. Tommy was playing bartender, while I spent my time inching closer and closer to Pamela. In a short time we were well on our way to being plastered. I began to notice that Pamela and Tommy were looking at each other kind of funny, as if they were somehow communicating silently. Tommy Lee, pulled out a vial from behind one of the bottles of alcohol. Dave was interested in what it was, asking, "Hey.......what is that stuff?" Pamela answered Dave by saying, "It's cobra venom, actually. Have you ever tried it? It's the bessst high!" "You have got to be joking......." I said. Tommy laughed, "Actually, she's not. We learned this in India. Just a little bit is not harmful, and it gives you this incredible rush. You should try it, you'll like it." "Sorry. Not me..." I responded, looking at Dave. Dave shook his head negatively, communicating that he didn't want to try the venom either. That did not deter Tommy Lee, and Pamela Anderson. They took an eye dropper and placed a few drops of the deadly venom in their drinks. This was the wildest thing I'd ever seen! Now I've seen people do some crazy things, and ingest even crazier things in pursuit of a high, but I've never seen anyone take was is known to be a deadly poison. I've heard of people licking frogs or toads, or something, to get high. I thought that was psychotic. These people were nuts!! I was afraid something tragic was going to happen, and could only pray that these people knew what they were doing. After they finished their drinks, I noticed Pamela moving closer to me, and Tommy moving closer to Dave. I felt Pamela's manicured hand on my thigh. She moved her hand up my thigh taking my hand into hers. As soon as my skin made contact with hers, I got the strangest feeling. It felt as if I was being yanked out of my own body. Everything was hazy and blurry for a second. A few seconds passed, and my vision cleared. When it did, I got the greatest shock of my life. I was staring back into my own face. How could that be? I tried to look down at myself, but I could barely move. The person who looked like me, laid my down on the seat of the limo. "Wha.....?" I tried to say. Even my ability to speak was affected. However, I could hear just fine. My voice sounded higher, almost like Pamela's had. I didn't know what was happening, because it was getting hard to concentrate. The other "me" said, in my voice, "Don't worry, it'll soon be over. Very soon you will be dead from the cobra venom. Not such a bad way to go really. It's almost like going to sleep. The paralysis really is an added bonus, and prevents you from saving yourselves." "Who....?" was the last word that I was able to get out before my vocal cords froze up. Still Pamela's voice was ringing in my ears, as I spoke. "Names are unimportant. We've had so many, you know. You can call me and my companion over there jumpers.' We were both born with the ability of jumping from body to body. When we do, the person in our new body is transferred, or jumped' into our old body. We just thought that it would be fun to be these highly sexual, famous people for a while. That damned video tape attracted too much attention to us, so we have to go underground for awhile. No one will miss the bodies of you two. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee will be found here in their limo after drinking cobra venom. It will just look like an accidental death, or suicide. Either way, you'll be gone soon." I couldn't even speak. This....thing, this.......mutant, had stolen my body. That meant that I was now within the body of Pamela Anderson, and Dave was within the body of Tommy Lee. Almost as if to confirm my conclusion, my old body bent over to kiss me on the cheek, and say almost sorrowfully, "Good bye, Pamela. I am sorry. We have to keep our existence a secret." The new "me" left the limo with the new "Dave," disappearing into the night, leaving me and the real Dave there, in the bodies of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. I couldn't move. Soon my lungs and heart would freeze, and I would die. Even now, `I was short of breath. Things were staring to grow dark as I lost consciousness. I was going to die as Pamela Anderson! Chapter Two I don't know how long that I was out. However, when I woke up, I instantly knew that I was in a hospital room. I struggled to remember what happened to us. How had I gotten here? When I tried to sit up, I felt the weight of something on my chest. I looked down, seeing a big bulge, sticking out like a shelf from my chest. That bulge jiggled and shifted as I moved. It all came rushing back to me in a moment. "Planet Hollywood," Pamela and Tommy, and the jumpers. I suddenly remembered that I was now trapped in the body of Pamela Anderson. Somehow, inexplicably, I had survived the cobra venom. I needed to find out what happened to Dave. A nurse entered the room noticing that I was awake. "Oh! I see you've regained consciousness Miss Anderson. You've been out for quite some time! You're lucky some fans were following your car, and found you when they did, or else you would be dead." I opened my mouth to speak, sure, but unsure of what I was going to hear. "What happened to Da ..I mean my husband?" I would have to remember whom I now appeared to be, and to choose my words more carefully. The nurse answered my question. "He's okay. He's going to be just fine, like you. He's over on the other side, in the men's wing." "Can-can I see him?" "That's up to your doctor. He should be here shortly. In the meantime, do you have to go to the bathroom or anything? Is there anything that I can help you with?" Actually, judging by the constant pressure in my bladder, I did have to go to the bathroom.... rather badly! It was unlike any feeling I'd ever had before. When I had to go before the sensation was almost external, centered on my penis. Now it was more internal, and a little more insistent. I was consciously aware of the absence of anything between my legs. It felt so weird. At the same time that I was consciously aware of the feeling of nothingness between my legs, I was very aware of the feeling of big boobs on my chest. They literally swayed and bounced as I moved. The feeling was insane, and I thought that it would drive me mad! As a guy, I hated it when I didn't have underwear on, and my cock would flop around freely. This was 100 times worse. Now I knew why women needed to wear bras, and, barring some miracle, why I would have to start wearing bras! "Yeah nurse. I do have to go to the bathroom. Could you help me?" I was unsure of my center of gravity, having never moved around in this body before. It was better to be safe than sorry. "Please, call me Mary," she instructed. "I've seen you in Baywatch you know. My boyfriend loves you. If you don't mind me saying, you are much prettier in real life!" I didn't know what to say. This nurse was talking to me as if I was Pamela Anderson. I would have to play along, at least for the time being. Otherwise, if I told them who I really was, and what actually happened, I could find myself in restraints in a psycho ward. I couldn't let that happen. The "jumpers" had tried to kill Dave and me in these bodies. News that Pamela Anderson, and Tommy Lee had survived would surely get out soon, if it hadn't already. That meant that Dave and I were the only living people with knowledge of their existence. They would have to try to silence us, to kill us, again. It was imperative that we not get trapped in an open place like this for very long. The jumpers' had no problem, whatsoever, with the concept of killing. Still, I had to concentrate on the problem at hand. I answered the nurse as best I could, "Why thank you Mary. You are much too kind." As Mary helped me to my feet, she asked, "Would you mind signing an autograph for my boyfriend? He would be thrilled, Miss Anderson." "Please...call me Pamela, Mary. No, I don't mind at all." I wondered if I would write like her, or whether I would write like my real self. Once on my feet, I noticed that Mary, who I judged to be about 5'8", was several inches taller than me. I remembered that Pamela Anderson, from her bios, was about 5'3" or 5'4". I needed some time to myself to adjust to the height, weight, and balance of this body before anyone really saw me. I didn't need anyone to think something was not as it should be. That would mean, at least until Dave and I figured a way out of this, I would have to learn how to act, move, and even think as a beautiful, well endowed, sexy, woman. Mary, finally, let me alone in the bathroom. Her constant doting was unnerving, to say the least. I imagined that I would have to get used to, for the time being, people falling all over themselves to please me, because of whom I now appeared to be.......Pamela Anderson Lee! Once in the bathroom, with the door locked, I spun around to confront my reflection in the mirror. Even though I already knew what I would see, the reflection of Pamela Anderson moving as I moved was startling. I was her to the last detail, the tousled long blonde hair, the plump kissable lips, the upturned, cute nose, and most of, all the extremely large, surgically enhanced boobs. They stuck out like a shelf from my chest! The hospital gown, although it hung loosely on me, did nothing to hide her tits. I was tempted to touch them, and inspect myself further, but the pressure in my bladder demanded that I attend to another matter first! Walking to the toilet, I lifted the lid, as I normally would, prior to urinating. I lifted the bottom hem of the gown, to expose my genitals, with one hand, while I pulled down the front of my underwear with the other. I reached for my penis, in order to relieve myself, but found only a flatness. I actually giggled to myself that I was so stupid. Of course, Pamela Anderson couldn't go to the bathroom standing up. I would have to sit down, like all women do, in order to urinate. I pulled my underwear, or more accurately, my panties, down the rest of the way to my ankles. As I did, I noted how smooth and soft her legs, now my legs, were. I pulled down the seat of the toilet, plopping myself down upon it. No sooner had I reached this position, than I felt something release inside of me, followed by a flow of liquid from my crotch area. It felt so........strange, like I was actually leaking! I had a good idea that it was probably a woman who invented that term. The sense of relief was indescribable. As a guy, I've been in those dire circumstances where you had to go really, really bad. The release from that urgency, at times, almost rivaled sex. This was much better. I actually felt lighter, even happier. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper to dry the moisture that remained down there. It occurred to me that I would have to actually touch my new sex for the first time. I watched as those small, fine hands, with the expensive, sculpted, fingernails, reached between hairless thighs. I could only bring myself to wiping myself. I couldn't do any more with Mary lurking outside the door. I hadn't lost sight of the fact that I was actually looking at Pamela Anderson's vagina. The only problem was that I was wearing it! I'm happy to report that her genitals do live up to billing. Neatly trimmed, blonde pubic hair leading to perfectly formed vaginal lips. At this point, I could only imagine what was just beyond those lips. My new hands did linger for several long seconds on my....ur.....her legs. I couldn't believe how soft and shapely they really were. What was distressing was the lack of muscularity. There was only the layer of flawless fat that makes up all women's legs. The lack of muscularity prompted me to look at my arms. Since the gown was short sleeved there was no problem. They too were absolutely devoid of muscles, and were very slender. I suddenly felt very weak......powerless. I wondered how women could survive in such soft, weak bodies. Well, I was about to find out. "Are you all right in there, Pamela," Mary called through the door? "There's somebody here to see you........" "I'll be right out," I called back. It was still so eerie hearing Pamela's voice in my ears! The softness, the diction, even the slight accent, were the same. I wasn't talking like I would normally be talking. It occurred to me that this body's natural reflexes, it's natural reactions were kicking in. I pulled my panties back up, and stood up. The gown fell back into place. However, before exiting, I couldn't resist looking at myself in the mirror again. I couldn't resist touching her boobs, at least once before this was all over. I took the large breasts, one in each hand, and lifted them, feeling their weight in my hand. It occurred to me that after the initial shocking sensation of the weight on my chest, I hadn't found it unusual or odd as I moved around. Even their "j iggling" and swaying as I moved around in the bathroom hadn't bothered me. Even my hands fondling those breasts felt maddeningly great. I felt the nipples start to harden and swell in response to my thoughts and massaging. Instantly this wasn't perverse fun anymore. I was losing myself to this body. I was becoming her. I let go of those boobs like they were a thing possessed! I needed to find some way out of this situation. I left the bathroom, reentering the hospital room. Mary was now joined by a well groomed, attractive, redheaded woman, dressed in a business suit. She was perhaps an inch or two shorter than I was now. The stranger stuck out her hand to greet me. "Miss Anderson? My name is Dana Scully. I'm with the FBI, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about what happened to you?" She glared at the nurse, stating, "If we could be alone for a few moments...." Mary was acting very protective of me. However, I looked at her, re assuring her, "It's okay Mary. I'll be fine. If I need you for anything, I'll ring for you." "Are you sure Pamela? It's not a problem for me to stay." "No. It will be okay." Mary reluctantly turned and left. As she opened the door to the hallway, I could see that there was a police guard outside. I wondered what, exactly, was going on? Agent Scully motioned for me to sit down, which I did. She sat down in the seat opposite me. "I'm really sorry to bother a star of your stature, Ms. Anderson, but it's really necessary. Do you mind if I call you Pamela? There's really no reason for us to be formal here." "Sure. I guess so." I didn't have much of a choice, at the present time. "Please call me Dana." "Okay......Dana." She seemed like a pleasant enough woman, although a little stiff, and businesslike. She was trying hard to put me at ease. It didn't hurt that she thought that she was with a celebrity that she had to treat with "kid gloves." "I must admit that my partner, Fox Mulder, really wanted to question you. He says he's A BIG fan of yours. I thought it would be best that I talk to you because he might be.......uh.....a little distracted!" She was being polite. If I stayed in this body, for any length of time, I would have to get used to these kind of reaction from men. I could hardly blame them. I was compelled to get close to this body when I thought it was her back in the limo. "Thanks......." was all I could say, that sexy voice that I now owned trailing off. "Anyway, Mulder and I are investigating a series of murders across the country. Each one involves some type of rare venom. Most of the time it is cobra venom. Your accident' looks like it fits the pattern. I'd like to ask you a few questions about the person or people who did this to you. We suspect that it's more than one, because we always find the bodies in pairs. Do you remember anyone who may have done this to you?" She had me trapped. I didn't know how I could possibly answer the question without sounding nuts. What was I going to tell her......I'm really a guy trapped in a famous sex symbol's body. They would lock me up in a mental institution, or worse. The only thing that I could do was avoid the question. "Uh...I don't know. Not really......." "Come on now Pamela. Both you and your husband were found in the back of your limo. You obviously knew the assailants, or at least had them in your car. I'm trying to help you here. These people tried to kill you. Why protect them?" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you.......," I said. "Oh I don't know. Why don't you try me? My partner and I have seen some pretty strange things. I've learned to suspend my judgment till I have all of the facts." I was curious. "I don't understand. What do you mean?" "My partner and I are assigned to investigate X-files, or unexplained phenomenon. You would call it UFO's, ghosts, that sort of thing. We've actually encountered a few genetic mutants along the way. Therefore, there's not much you could tell me that would surprise me. We just got assigned to this case because my partner used to be with the violent crimes division." This sounded interesting. Maybe she would be able to help me after all. I replied slowly, "This may be one of your X-files........." Just then there was a knock on the door. We both turned toward the door to see who it was. A very attractive dark-haired man, with sleepy doe eyes, entered the room. Dana recognized him immediately. She said to him, "Mulder.....what's going on?" Chapter Three I don't know how long that I was out. However, when I woke up, I instantly knew that I was in a hospital room. I struggled to remember what happened to us. How had I gotten here? When I tried to sit up, I felt the weight of something on my chest. I looked down, seeing a big bulge, sticking out like a shelf from my chest. That bulge jiggled and shifted as I moved. It all came rushing back to me in a moment. "Planet Hollywood," Pamela and Tommy, and the jumpers. I suddenly remembered that I was now trapped in the body of Pamela Anderson. Somehow, inexplicably, I had survived the cobra venom. I needed to find out what happened to Dave. A nurse entered the room noticing that I was awake. "Oh! I see you've regained consciousness Miss Anderson. You've been out for quite some time! You're lucky some fans were following your car, and found you when they did, or else you would be dead." I opened my mouth to speak, sure, but unsure of what I was going to hear. "What happened to Da ..I mean my husband?" I would have to remember whom I now appeared to be, and to choose my words more carefully. The nurse answered my question. "He's okay. He's going to be just fine, like you. He's over on the other side, in the men's wing." "Can-can I see him?" "That's up to your doctor. He should be here shortly. In the meantime, do you have to go to the bathroom or anything? Is there anything that I can help you with?" Actually, judging by the constant pressure in my bladder, I did have to go to the bathroom.... rather badly! It was unlike any feeling I'd ever had before. When I had to go before the sensation was almost external, centered on my penis. Now it was more internal, and a little more insistent. I was consciously aware of the absence of anything between my legs. It felt so weird. At the same time that I was consciously aware of the feeling of nothingness between my legs, I was very aware of the feeling of big boobs on my chest. They literally swayed and bounced as I moved. The feeling was insane, and I thought that it would drive me mad! As a guy, I hated it when I didn't have underwear on, and my cock would flop around freely. This was 100 times worse. Now I knew why women needed to wear bras, and, barring some miracle, why I would have to start wearing bras! "Yeah nurse. I do have to go to the bathroom. Could you help me?" I was unsure of my center of gravity, having never moved around in this body before. It was better to be safe than sorry. "Please, call me Mary," she instructed. "I've seen you in Baywatch you know. My boyfriend loves you. If you don't mind me saying, you are much prettier in real life!" I didn't know what to say. This nurse was talking to me as if I was Pamela Anderson. I would have to play along, at least for the time being. Otherwise, if I told them who I really was, and what actually happened, I could find myself in restraints in a psycho ward. I couldn't let that happen. The "jumpers" had tried to kill Dave and me in these bodies. News that Pamela Anderson, and Tommy Lee had survived would surely get out soon, if it hadn't already. That meant that Dave and I were the only living people with knowledge of their existence. They would have to try to silence us, to kill us, again. It was imperative that we not get trapped in an open place like this for very long. The jumpers' had no problem, whatsoever, with the concept of killing. Still, I had to concentrate on the problem at hand. I answered the nurse as best I could, "Why thank you Mary. You are much too kind." As Mary helped me to my feet, she asked, "Would you mind signing an autograph for my boyfriend? He would be thrilled, Miss Anderson." "Please...call me Pamela, Mary. No, I don't mind at all." I wondered if I would write like her, or whether I would write like my real self. Once on my feet, I noticed that Mary, who I judged to be about 5'8", was several inches taller than me. I remembered that Pamela Anderson, from her bios, was about 5'3" or 5'4". I needed some time to myself to adjust to the height, weight, and balance of this body before anyone really saw me. I didn't need anyone to think something was not as it should be. That would mean, at least until Dave and I figured a way out of this, I would have to learn how to act, move, and even think as a beautiful, well endowed, sexy, woman. Mary, finally, let me alone in the bathroom. Her constant doting was unnerving, to say the least. I imagined that I would have to get used to, for the time being, people falling all over themselves to please me, because of whom I now appeared to be.......Pamela Anderson Lee! Once in the bathroom, with the door locked, I spun around to confront my reflection in the mirror. Even though I already knew what I would see, the reflection of Pamela Anderson moving as I moved was startling. I was her to the last detail, the tousled long blonde hair, the plump kissable lips, the upturned, cute nose, and most of, all the extremely large, surgically enhanced boobs. They stuck out like a shelf from my chest! The hospital gown, although it hung loosely on me, did nothing to hide her tits. I was tempted to touch them, and inspect myself further, but the pressure in my bladder demanded that I attend to another matter first! Walking to the toilet, I lifted the lid, as I normally would, prior to urinating. I lifted the bottom hem of the gown, to expose my genitals, with one hand, while I pulled down the front of my underwear with the other. I reached for my penis, in order to relieve myself, but found only a flatness. I actually giggled to myself that I was so stupid. Of course, Pamela Anderson couldn't go to the bathroom standing up. I would have to sit down, like all women do, in order to urinate. I pulled my underwear, or more accurately, my panties, down the rest of the way to my ankles. As I did, I noted how smooth and soft her legs, now my legs, were. I pulled down the seat of the toilet, plopping myself down upon it. No sooner had I reached this position, than I felt something release inside of me, followed by a flow of liquid from my crotch area. It felt so........strange, like I was actually leaking! I had a good idea that it was probably a woman who invented that term. The sense of relief was indescribable. As a guy, I've been in those dire circumstances where you had to go really, really bad. The release from that urgency, at times, almost rivaled sex. This was much better. I actually felt lighter, even happier. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper to dry the moisture that remained down there. It occurred to me that I would have to actually touch my new sex for the first time. I watched as those small, fine hands, with the expensive, sculpted, fingernails, reached between hairless thighs. I could only bring myself to wiping myself. I couldn't do any more with Mary lurking outside the door. I hadn't lost sight of the fact that I was actually looking at Pamela Anderson's vagina. The only problem was that I was wearing it! I'm happy to report that her genitals do live up to billing. Neatly trimmed, blonde pubic hair leading to perfectly formed vaginal lips. At this point, I could only imagine what was just beyond those lips. My new hands did linger for several long seconds on my....ur.....her legs. I couldn't believe how soft and shapely they really were. What was distressing was the lack of muscularity. There was only the layer of flawless fat that makes up all women's legs. The lack of muscularity prompted me to look at my arms. Since the gown was short sleeved there was no problem. They too were absolutely devoid of muscles, and were very slender. I suddenly felt very weak......powerless. I wondered how women could survive in such soft, weak bodies. Well, I was about to find out. "Are you all right in there, Pamela," Mary called through the door? "There's somebody here to see you........" "I'll be right out," I called back. It was still so eerie hearing Pamela's voice in my ears! The softness, the diction, even the slight accent, were the same. I wasn't talking like I would normally be talking. It occurred to me that this body's natural reflexes, it's natural reactions were kicking in. I pulled my panties back up, and stood up. The gown fell back into place. However, before exiting, I couldn't resist looking at myself in the mirror again. I couldn't resist touching her boobs, at least once before this was all over. I took the large breasts, one in each hand, and lifted them, feeling their weight in my hand. It occurred to me that after the initial shocking sensation of the weight on my chest, I hadn't found it unusual or odd as I moved around. Even their "j iggling" and swaying as I moved around in the bathroom hadn't bothered me. Even my hands fondling those breasts felt maddeningly great. I felt the nipples start to harden and swell in response to my thoughts and massaging. Instantly this wasn't perverse fun anymore. I was losing myself to this body. I was becoming her. I let go of those boobs like they were a thing possessed! I needed to find some way out of this situation. I left the bathroom, reentering the hospital room. Mary was now joined by a well groomed, attractive, redheaded woman, dressed in a business suit. She was perhaps an inch or two shorter than I was now. The stranger stuck out her hand to greet me. "Miss Anderson? My name is Dana Scully. I'm with the FBI, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about what happened to you?" She glared at the nurse, stating, "If we could be alone for a few moments...." Mary was acting very protective of me. However, I looked at her, re assuring her, "It's okay Mary. I'll be fine. If I need you for anything, I'll ring for you." "Are you sure Pamela? It's not a problem for me to stay." "No. It will be okay." Mary reluctantly turned and left. As she opened the door to the hallway, I could see that there was a police guard outside. I wondered what, exactly, was going on? Agent Scully motioned for me to sit down, which I did. She sat down in the seat opposite me. "I'm really sorry to bother a star of your stature, Ms. Anderson, but it's really necessary. Do you mind if I call you Pamela? There's really no reason for us to be formal here." "Sure. I guess so." I didn't have much of a choice, at the present time. "Please call me Dana." "Okay......Dana." She seemed like a pleasant enough woman, although a little stiff, and businesslike. She was trying hard to put me at ease. It didn't hurt that she thought that she was with a celebrity that she had to treat with "kid gloves." "I must admit that my partner, Fox Mulder, really wanted to question you. He says he's A BIG fan of yours. I thought it would be best that I talk to you because he might be.......uh.....a little distracted!" She was being polite. If I stayed in this body, for any length of time, I would have to get used to these kind of reaction from men. I could hardly blame them. I was compelled to get close to this body when I thought it was her back in the limo. "Thanks......." was all I could say, that sexy voice that I now owned trailing off. "Anyway, Mulder and I are investigating a series of murders across the country. Each one involves some type of rare venom. Most of the time it is cobra venom. Your accident' looks like it fits the pattern. I'd like to ask you a few questions about the person or people who did this to you. We suspect that it's more than one, because we always find the bodies in pairs. Do you remember anyone who may have done this to you?" She had me trapped. I didn't know how I could possibly answer the question without sounding nuts. What was I going to tell her......I'm really a guy trapped in a famous sex symbol's body. They would lock me up in a mental institution, or worse. The only thing that I could do was avoid the question. "Uh...I don't know. Not really......." "Come on now Pamela. Both you and your husband were found in the back of your limo. You obviously knew the assailants, or at least had them in your car. I'm trying to help you here. These people tried to kill you. Why protect them?" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you.......," I said. "Oh I don't know. Why don't you try me? My partner and I have seen some pretty strange things. I've learned to suspend my judgment till I have all of the facts." I was curious. "I don't understand. What do you mean?" "My partner and I are assigned to investigate X-files, or unexplained phenomenon. You would call it UFO's, ghosts, that sort of thing. We've actually encountered a few genetic mutants along the way. Therefore, there's not much you could tell me that would surprise me. We just got assigned to this case because my partner used to be with the violent crimes division." This sounded interesting. Maybe she would be able to help me after all. I replied slowly, "This may be one of your X-files........." Just then there was a knock on the door. We both turned toward the door to see who it was. A very attractive dark-haired man, with sleepy doe eyes, entered the room. Dana recognized him immediately. She said to him, "Mulder.....what's going on?" He motioned to her. "Scully, can I talk to you for a second?" Dana got up, going over to the man. He was much taller than she was. All the while, Mulder looked me up and down, ogling my curves and face. As they whispered among themselves, I wondered how the real Pamela put up with men like Mulder ogling her? It made me a little uncomfortable. They parted, and both looked at me strangely. Mulder stated, "Let me make this easy. You are not in the right body are you?" It was like a huge weight had been lifted off of my shoulders. It was too bad that the huge weight was not lifted off of my chest!! "Ho--how did you know," I stuttered. The sound of Pamela's voice stuttering only made me sound meeker. I felt suddenly like crying, because I wouldn't be alone in this." Mulder continued, "I just got done talking to your friend Dave. He's doing fine by the way, and is anxious to see you. Now I don't want you to worry. With your help, and Dave's help I think we can catch these.....things and get you back to normal." "They called themselves jumpers.' They said they can switch bodies at will. Other than that, they didn't give us any clues as to whom they may really be. How will you find them?" I asked. Mulder and Scully looked at each other again. Mulder suggested, "Scully, it sounds to me like were dealing with some type of genetic mutant.......something that can move from body to body." Scully answered, "Mulder, there's never been anything recorded about anything like this. I don't know...." Clearly Dana was the skeptical one. "We've seen strange mutants before, the flukeman, the guy who molded his skin to look like me. There's been others. It makes sense. If the jumpers cover their tracks by murder, they would never become known. This is the first time a victim, or victims, has survived. That is something that we can use." Mulder turned back toward me. "First, we'll need to know as much as we can about the real' you, so that we can track their movements. They don't know that you're alive because we keep this whole thing quiet. At first it was because of fans. That is a lucky break. They would have no reason to switch bodies for a while." For the next few minutes, I told Mulder and Scully who I really was. They were both really stunned that I used to be a man, especially since I was now in the body of Pamela Anderson. It dawned on them why I was acting so awkwardly. Mulder eagerly wrote down everything that I told him. I did notice that he wasn't ogling me, or looking at my boobs as much as he was before. Still, when Scully left the room, to get the same information from Dave, Mulder asked me, "As a man, how does it feel to be in the body of Pamela Anderson?" "Wha ?" I faltered. Mulder's question took me completely by surprise. "I asked you, from a man's perspective, what is it like to have the body of the sexiest woman on the planet?" he reframed his question. I was so taken aback that I had to sit down. "I-I don't know how to describe it exactly. You couldn't possibly have the same frame of reference. On one hand it's very erotic, and a complete turn on. On the other hand it's a pain in the ass, because I'm so small, and weak now. It feels like all of my body parts are kind of moving around on their own. The feeling of nothing between my legs, and these big boobs "jiggling" around are driving me crazy!" "Do you mind if I touch them?" asked Mulder, sheepishly. "Touch what?" I asked, very nervously. "Pamela's tits, of course. I've had a thing for her for a long time. I never thought I'd be this close to her. Actually, I have quite an extensive pornography collection, featuring Pamela Anderson!" I looked at him blankly. "You must be joking Agent Mulder!" "No, I'm not. C'mon, we're both guys. If you were in my position, wouldn't you want to be able to touch Pamela Anderson's boobs." He had a point there! I was moving closer to the person I thought was her, in the limo, with that very thought on my mind." "Yeah.....so?" I replied in that sensual voice of hers. Mulder said, "If the situation were reversed, I would let you touch her tits! What do you say? I am trying to help you get your own body back." I couldn't exactly argue with his logic. I really was in no position to bargain here. The more I thought about it, the more I thought, "What could it hurt, really?" I stood up and walked over to where Mulder was standing. It was getting easier all of the time moving around in this body. I must be adjusting to the balance of it. God help me, the body was starting to feel GOOD! Mulder was much taller than I was now. I looked way up into his eyes. "Okay, you can touch them, but just for a few moments," I said. Agent Mulder took a deep breath, and licked his lips. He lifted both of his hands to the level of those breasts. I must say that it was very strange, looking down, and seeing my chest stick out so much, and two large male hands suspended there, waiting to touch them. He hesitated for a second. Now I had to encourage him! "Go ahead. Let's get this over with." No matter what, I was going to maintain a calm, clinical demeanor. That was all the encouragement that Agent Mulder needed! He grasped both of the breasts in his hands and squeezed. I must admit that it was an interesting sensation, and completely alien to me, although it didn't really turn me on. I imagined this is how women must feel when doctors do a breast exam, palpitating for lumps. "These tits are spectacular!" exclaimed Mulder. He was certainly having a good time. I did have to admit that, as far as female breasts go, they were incredible. However, Mulder's manipulations were having no effect on me. That lightened my spirits just a bit, because, at least inside, I was still a man. Abruptly, Mulder's fondling took on a different aspect. It was less clinical, but more.....tender. He was going slower now, taking time to feel the nipples with his thumb and forefinger. It was starting to feel disturbingly wonderful! I made the mistake of looking down to my chest, and watching him do what he was doing. Beyond, I could see a prominent bulge in Agent Mulder's pants. All of this was starting to turn me on! I felt my breathing get heavier. My nipples began to grow HUGE, and tingly. There was a feeling of wetness in my genitals. This was getting very dangerous, and I had to put a stop to it as quickly as I could, before something bad happened. I tried to back away from Agent Mulder, while at the same time saying, breathlessly, "St-stop. P-please, Mulder........." However, Mulder took a step forward in order to maintain the same degree of closeness. He kept on with his tender ministrations of my huge tits. He was locked in now, his male hormones fueling what must be an extremely strong fantasy. I tried turning away, with my back turned toward him. As I turned, I felt his hands pull way from my throbbing tits. My body did not want him to stop what he was doing, although my brain screamed in silent rebellion. My breathing was very heavy now. Mulder must have read what this body wanted, because he slipped his arms underneath mine, around my waist, to continue his fondling from behind. This time he pinched my two nipples between his thumb and index finger, the sweet pain sending me into orbit. "No.....this isn't right....." I whispered. Mulder pressed the hard bulge in his pants against the cleft between my ass cheeks. He continued to fondle my boobs, as he gently thrust his bulge in and out of my rearend area. It didn't help that the hospital gown was slightly separated in the back exposing me to view. Thank God that I still had her panties on! Still it was having the effect on me that he desired. He was driving this body into a frenzy, and what was worse, he knew it! Mulder whispered in my ear, just before kissing me on my neck, "Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex as a woman?" My mind wanted desperately to say "No," but what came out was "Yeees ssssss." The combination of female hormones being released into my system, and the glorious sensations that Pamela Anderson's body was sending me was eroding my ability to resist. They say that everybody has a female half, and a male half, of their being. My male half retreaded into a small corner of Pamela Anderson's very female brain! It was replaced by a huge desire, which I had never experienced before: the undeniable desire to have something big, and hard in me. Her body responded to my thoughts, as I pressed my ass cheeks against him, just so I could feel his bulge again. Mulder continued to kiss my neck, and fondle my boobs. I thought my knees were going to buckle. I just didn't want him to stop these fantastic feelings. I felt the bottom part of the hospital gown being lifted in the front. I thought that this guy must have, like, four or six hands! They were everywhere! I didn't offer any resistance when he put his hand down the front of my panties. In fact, I found myself spreading my legs, ever so slightly, to give him easier access. I felt him rubbing, rubbing my pubic area in a circular motion. Just when I thought that he couldn't do anything more to make me hotter, Mulder slipped a finger up into what must have been a very hot and moist pussy. I couldn't hold out any longer. I reached behind me, in between my ass and his groin. I placed my hand on his bulge, and began to fondle his penis through his pants. It grew even harder still. I began to fantasize what it would be like to have him penetrate me, make love to me. If the sensation of his finger was any kind of indication, it would be great! At that very second, I just wanted to be fucked like the big-boobed sexy woman that I was! There was a knock on the door. I heard Dana's voice call out "Mulder? It's me...." I broke away from Mulder in a start. The knock on the door jolted the rational, male part of my being out of it's hiding place. I wondered how I had let this get so far? I practically ran back into the bathroom, slamming the door behind me. I couldn't let Scully see me this way. If she ever knew what had just happened, I would never be able to look her in the eye again. I didn't know if she was sleeping with her partner, but there was obviously some chemistry between them. I didn't want to do anything to come between them! It took several minutes for me to calm down in the bathroom, and for my breathing to return to normal. During the entire time I could hear Mulder and Scully conversing on the other side of the door. It sounded like Dana didn't detect anything out of the ordinary......thank God! The only problem was that, no matter how hard I tried I could get the thought of Mulder's cock in my pussy, or worse still, in my mouth, out of my head. I now wanted him, as much as he wanted me, or what his body was telling him was Pamela Anderson. I was able to find a hospital robe on a hook on the back of the door in the bathroom. I thought that, considering the effect that this body had on Mulder, I should probably wear it. The last person in this room must have been huge, because the robe swallowed me whole. I didn't really mind though, because it meant that I could cover more of this impressive body. I stepped back into my hospital room to the sight of Mulder and Scully conversing. It looked like they had come to some type of decision. When I entered the room, they both looked at me intently. Mulder, at least, had a look of massive disappointment on his face, because I had covered as much of myself as possible. I think that he sensed that his window of op portunity was closing. Dana started to speak to me, but stumbled over her own words, "Pa--- -uh---Tr---uh--um, I don't know what to call you now!?!" I could see that this was going to be a problem. I decided to make it easier on everyone by going with the name of the person I now appeared to be. "Just call me Pamela, or Pam. I might as well get used to that name, at least until I get my own body back." Mulder stated, "That will make it easier. I'll have no problems with that." Dana couldn't have known what he meant by that, although I sure did. Whatever there was between me and Mulder wasn't over yet! "Okay........Pamela," Scully interrupted. "We ran a check on you and David's credit cards, bank accounts, and whatever else there was. We sent agents over to your respective places. There's nothing. It's like they disappeared." Mulder added, "It's apparent they've done this type of thing before. Scully and I think they are going underground. They will lay low until the heat from their apparent murders dies down. They will just disappear, or worse, kill again, before we can find them." "What does that mean, exactly?" I questioned in Pamela Anderson's breathy voice. She, now I, was not unlike this generation's Marilyn Monroe. The same type of staggering sex appeal. "It means we're going to have to do something a little bit more radical to flush them out," answered Mulder. Added Scully, "We just can't sit around and wait them out. We don't have the time." I didn't like where this was going. They had plans for me. "What did you have in mind?" I asked, nervously. "Well, as we said, no one knows that Pamela Anderson's, or Tommy Lee's body is here. Security is tight. So it's a good bet the jumpers don't know that you're still alive," said Dana. "If it is know your still alive, it is likely they will try to kill you again to prevent you from telling anyone of their existence. They've gone this far to preserve their secret. It's very likely they will try to kill you again. When they do, we'll be right there." "You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you?" I queried. Dana answered me this time. "Yes Pamela. We want to set you and David up as bait. We want you to resume Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's life as if nothing ever happened. We're going to need you to actually be Pamela Anderson!" Either Mulder or Scully had to go and tell David what the new course of action would be. Scully, as the last person to converse with David, started to head toward the door. The last thing that I needed was to be left alone again in the same room with Mulder. My heartbeat had only just returned to normal. With the amount of heat that my body generated toward his body, there was no telling what I would do. To head the potential dangerous situation off "at the pass," I asked, "Dana? Would you mind staying? I have to get dressed, and I am afraid that I don't know that much about women's clothes. I may need a lot of help putting on the bra!" My statement prompted both Mulder and Scully to look directly at my chest. I felt my face flush, and go red with embarrassment. The sight of two looking at nothing but my boobs made the nipples begin to harden one more time. This was getting crazy. It was almost as if I liked having people looking at my newly acquired anatomy! I turned away from them to avoid their stares, although inwardly I was secretly thrilled. When I did, both Mulder and Scully realized that they had been staring at me. Behind me I heard the door open and close. One of them had left the room. When Scully spoke, I knew that it was Mulder who voluntarily went to tell David of our plan. "I'm really very sorry about that. I didn't mean to stare," Dana ap ologized. Since she was the only one left in the room, I turned back around to face her. My tits, unsupported by a bra "bobbled" as I did so. I answered her apology, "It's okay, really. For the time being, I guess I'm just going to have to get used to reactions and stares like that." Dana agreed with me. "Yes you are! Pamela Anderson was a woman of great beauty, and an unreal body. I'm afraid that, until we can get you back to your own body, you are going to be beating men away with a baseball bat. At least you'll have David around to protect you." Although I heard everything that she said, I only focused on one thing, "You think that I I mean she, Pamela Anderson is beautiful?" "Sure. Doesn't everyone? That's why all other women are jealous of you......er........I mean her. If I was a man, I know that I would be attracted to her." Suddenly, Dana Scully seemed extremely attractive to me. She was, after all, a very beautiful woman in her own right. She was only about 5'2" or 5'3" and, therefore, I was still barely taller. Dana had shoulder length auburn hair that glistened in the lights of the hospital room. I have never really been attracted to red heads before. However, out in the real world, I would have been very attracted to her. Unfortunately, she never would have looked at the old me. A strange and erotic thought whispered in the back of my brain. "Perhaps she'll be attracted to me now! She already thinks Pamela Anderson is pretty and sexy........." As soon as that thought appeared, I forced it back down. It was crazy to think of doing anything remotely sexual in the body of Pamela Anderson. Dana was absolutely unaware of the nature of my thoughts. If she had been, she would not have stepped as close to me, when she stepped forward and said, "Turn around. Let's get you out of these hospital clothes." At the same time she twirled her finger, gesturing for me to turn around. I obeyed her silently, turning around, with my back facing her. It was a good thing that I did to because I was starting to get excited again. My thoughts had triggered a bodily reaction that was starting to become way too familiar! I felt my heart rate begin to pick up as soon as Dana touched the first tie, on the rear of my hospital gown, near the nape of my neck. I felt her pull the string, tied in a bow tie, until it suddenly became undone. Actually, with each successive bow tie, it was my self control which was becoming undone! In a matter of seconds Dana had untied all of the ties on the rear of the hospital gown. It seemed to me like it went on for hours. Time itself had slowed down! Each tie that "popped" to become undone, made the warmth in my vaginal port grow, as did the wetness. My nipples were so hard now that they actually began to hurt. When the ties were all undone, the hospital gown slumped forward on my shoulders. I cold feel the cool air of the hospital room striking the bare skin of my back, where the separation had widened a great deal. Scully made the situation worse by putting her hands on my shoulders, and pushing the hospital gown forward even further, so that it was now coming down my arms. I pulled the gown off the rest of the way, letting it drop to the floor. I looked down at myself seeing Pamela Anderson's bare breasts for the first time. They were nothing short of magnificent, except they were now mine. They stuck out a good 6 inches or more from my otherwise flat chest. Those tits seemed even larger, now that they were on my body. The hardened nipples stuck out like pencil erasers, as a testament to my extreme level of excitement. I turned to face Scully. As I turned, I felt the dangling weight on my chest sway insanely. She and I were no more than a foot apart, and almost eye to eye. She looked from my eye to my bare chest.. Just the feeling of her gaze upon my tits made my chest flush. Scully said, "My.......uh.......you are excited aren't you?" I couldn't handle the sensations that I was experiencing any longer. I took her face between my hands, kissing her on her plump lips. Although she did not open her lips, or even kiss back, Dana did not pull away. My internal perspective as a man, coupled with a 1 or 2-inch height advantage, encouraged me to be the aggressor here, despite my ultra feminine anatomy. When Scully did not return my gesture, I broke the kiss, and asked, "What's wrong Dana?" She was very unnerved by what had just occurred. "Uhh--um--nothing---uh --everything. Your a girl! I can't do this!" I pointed a finger at myself, replying, "I'm still a guy in here where it counts...." That gesture set my boobs to jiggling, making my last statement seem ridiculous. "........I don't see what the problem is. You said yourself that you thought that this body was attractive." "I know what I said," Scully whispered. "I-I didn't mean it that way. I've never been with another woman before." "Have you ever been curious? Have you ever wondered what it would be like?" I pressed. "Well......sure. I suppose everyone has," was her weak response. She was trembling now. Dana could see where I was headed with this, and was naturally afraid of the conclusion. I questioned her, looking directly into her eyes, "If you had to do it with one woman, would you do it with Pamela Anderson?" We both knew the answer without it even having to be spoken. Therefore, I said, reassuring her, "Well she's here, and she wants to touch you because you are a very beautiful woman." This time I stood so close to her that our respective breasts, mine bare, and her's clothed, rubbed against each other. It was an insanely erotic feeling. I closed my eyes, and kissed her again. This time, she kissed back. Tentatively, each of us opened our mouth. The open-mouthed kiss quickly became a French kiss, our tongues struggling madly for supremacy. I took Dana's hand in mine, pulling it up along my waist, and side to my boob. I placed her hand on my tit to encourage her. I broke the kiss in order to whisper something into her ear. On my way to her ear, the skin of our baby soft cheeks touched one another. I whispered in her ear, "I wanted my first experience as a woman, to be with another beautiful woman. As soon as I saw you, I knew that I had to have you. You are so gorgeous!" With that said, I began to kiss Dana's neck just as I would have if I were a man. That encouraged her to begin to play with my tits. I felt her free hand running through my tousled long blonde hair. She was now getting into it. With my free hands, I began to unbutton the front of Scully's blouse. In the blink of an eye, we were both on the hospital bed totally naked. The clothes that each of us were wearing littered the floor, where they were thrown in lustful haste. We must have kissed, caressed, fondled, nibbled, and played with each other's assets for what seemed like hours. Each of us glistened with a slight covering of perspiration. When all was said and done, Dana was reclined on her back, head resting on the bed's pillows, and her legs propped up and spread. I, on the other hand, was on my hands and knees, with my head between her legs. My enormous boobs dangled heavily from my chest in this position. Every time I moved, they swung back and forth, even bouncing off of one another. They emphasized the totality of my womanhood. Balancing on one hand, and two knees, I caressed Dana's pubic hair like it was a kitten. It was auburn, just like the hair on her head, and moist from a combination of p erspiration and internal juices. Scully writhed at my touch, moaning, "Mmmmmmph." I wanted......no needed to taste the sweet taste of her sex. My long blonde hair hung in my eye, and over my shoulders. That which did not hang in front of my shoulders, all the way to the bed, tickled and brushed my back every time that I moved my head. I was beginning to understand why women would want things like big tits or long hair. Every movement was an adventure into sensual sensation. Scully just made it worse by caressing my hair, which she apparently loved. I lowered my head to her wet slit. My big boobs pushed into the bed, and out at the sides toward my arm, making me even hotter. I would never be able to sleep on my stomach, as I normally did in this body. My fine manicured hand separated Dana's outer lips slightly, exposing her enlarged pink pearl. It was just sitting there...waiting, in anticipation of my touch. My tongue knifed out toward it, tasting its musky sweetness, as I began lapping for all that I was worth. The fingers of my other hand found my own vaginal port. I rubbed and rubbed my own clitoris, even as I licked Scully's. The feeling was so incredible that I started to moan, "MMMmmmm," in unison with hers. I inserted a finger into my pussy and began to move it in and out. It was slick with my own juices. Scully lifted my head up, so that she could look me in the eye. She said softly, "Pamela, Honey? You're much too rough down there! You're doing it just like a man. You are a woman now, and should do it like a woman." She started to sit up. "Here.....switch places with me, and let me show you how to do it." I did as she requested, shifting to the submissive role, while she assumed the role of sexual aggressor. Now she was on her hands and knees, with her head between my legs. She looked up at me so innocently, to say, "You do it like this........" Scully kissed the outer lips of my vagina like she was tenderly kissing the lips of my mouth. It sent a shiver of utter pleasure, like I had never felt before, up and down my spine. She then proceeded to plant little butterfly kisses everywhere around my vagina. Everything was soft, slow, and oh so tender. Nothing about what she was doing was rough at all. It was like she knew what to do, and how to do it, to make me even hotter than I already was. I could see instantly why a lot of men (probably including me) were never able to give a woman an orgasm. They (we) were doing everything wrong! Scully was doing everything right! My new body was responding enthu siastically to whatever she was doing. It occurred to me that I was feeling exactly what a woman feels during sex. It was incredible, infinitely better than anything I had ever felt as a man. I decided right then and there to experience as much as I could as a woman, so I would know how to make love to all women, when I got back to my own body. Then, Dana started to work on my swollen clitoris. Oh God. It was incredible! I moaned in delight. I writhed, and wiggled my hips in time with her gentle tongue. In the middle of it all I took one of my enormous boobs, one in each hand, and began to play with them. I worked my own nipples into miniature erections. The sensations from my tits were just as incredible as those from my loins. It just fit together so perfectly. The first orgasm took me without warning. It was so much different from those I had felt as a man. They were internal, part of me, and all encompassing. My body quivered in ecstasy, to be quickly followed by another orgasm, then another. I saw shooting stars, and heard angels singing. I had to pull Scully's head away from my vagina. I just couldn't take anymore. Even as I did, I didn't know how I could ever give any of this up. I was in love with the way that I felt! After I was able to recover, and catch my breath, I returned the sexual favor to Scully. Now we lay there in each other's arms in the afterglow. I turned my head, which was resting upon her shoulder, so that I could look into her eyes. "Did I do it right this time Dana?" I must have sounded just like a schoolgirl asking her teacher. Dana turned to face me. "Oh, Honey........you were just perfect." She kissed me maternally, but tenderly, on my forehead. I sighed rather loudly. "What's wrong Pamela?" asked Scully. "It's just that.......I'm so happy, but sad at the same time." "Why are you sad? I don't understand," replied Scully. From the look upon her face, I could tell that she was very concerned. "I'm sad because, as a man, you would have never looked at a guy like me. I was just an average guy, you know, nothing special! I was able to make love to a beautiful woman like you because of the body I now have. I was able to love you because I have the body of Pamela Anderson. I can probably have anyone that I want with this body, but it's the wrong sex. It's just so messed up in my head, Dana." Dana said something I had not even considered yet, "You may be able to keep that body, if that's what you really want." "What do you mean?" my ears perked up. "Well, we know your jumpers' covered their tracks by killing the bodies they were exiting. There is a really good chance that the real Pamela Anderson is dead, locking away in some unknown body. When we find these jumpers, and we will, you may have to make a choice as to which body you want to stay in. What will you do? Which one will you choose?" I didn't know. I was very torn. I didn't want to be a woman. I wanted to be a man. There were so many more social and economic advantages to being a man. However, I was really beginning to enjoy the benefits that this body was bringing me. Nothing had ever made my heart beat so rapidly! It had brought me the love of Dana Scully! Certainly having this body, the body of a starlet like Pamela Anderson, would offset any economic disadvantage. She must have seen the look of confusion on my face. I said, "I-I don't know...." Dana smoothed my hair, and looking at me lovingly, said softly, "It's okay. You don't have to decide right at this very second. We had better get up and get dressed. There's no telling when Mulder will get back. As a matter of fact, I wonder where Mulder is??" We started to get up. The feelings of the long hair, and my tits moving as I did, were getting less and less annoying as time went on. Still, I was always conscious of them. I was curious about the jumpers so I asked Scully, "Do you really think that the jumpers killed e verybody?" Scully answered me, "Actually, now that you mention it, there is one of the victims that is not quite dead yet. There is a guy out in Los Angeles who is in a coma. We haven't been able to bring him out of it. Other than that......all dead." I said, "Hmmmm. I wonder who he is, or I guess I should say who he was......." Chapter 4 Out in a hospital room, near Los Angeles, a rather large black man was resting comfortably. The man, whom the authorities had identified through fingerprints and dental records, was Ben Jackson. Other than his size, at 6'7" and 300 lbs., there was nothing very remarkable about him. His head was completely shaven, and he wore a Van Dyke beard that was popular these days. The nurses who tended him were kind enough to keep his dome completely shaven. The man had once been a star high school football player, which would explain his size. He had even tried out for the pros, but wasn't good enough. Ben Jackson's last known job was as a sanitation man. He was known as somewhat of a celebrity chaser. Since there was an ongoing investigation, there was a police guard outside the hospital room. This man was one of the victims of a serial killer, or killers, using cobra venom. The killers also tried to make it look like the venom was self-inflicted, like a suicide. 19 were dead thus far, all except Ben Jackson. He was found in a back alley near one of the hot spots in town. It was a spot that many celebrities were known to frequent. There was a nursing shift change in 10 minutes. Therefore, the nurse on duty was immersed in the task of recording Ben Jackson's vital signs one last time before going off duty. She was taking his blood pressure, when the man's hand moved. She was so shocked that she i nstantly dropped his hand. The man's eyes were fluttering, starting to open. The nurse yelled out to the police guard stationed just outside the open door, "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HE"S WAKING UP .....SOMEBODY GET THE DOCTOR!!" The eyes of Ben Jackson opened up. He saw that he was in a hospital room, growing very frightened. The last thing that he remembered was a large black man, with the shaved head. He cried out for the only person he really cared about, "Tommy ...?" His eyes widened at the sound of his voice. * * * * * * * * * * * * Fox Mulder was walking down the hallway of the hospital, back toward the room of "Pamela Anderson." He was accompanied by David, who was currently trapped inside the body of Tommy Lee. David said again, for what must have been the 100th time, "I just can't believe that he's trapped inside the body of Pamela Anderson! How's he handling it?" Mulder pictured in his mind's eye what had happened between the new Pamela Anderson and himself only a short 40 minutes ago. He searched for an answer for David's question. "He's......uh.. adjusting! So will you, if we're going to be successful luring these jumpers out of hiding. Are you sure they said they were mutants?" David responded, "That's what they said.......? How am I supposed to know?" From behind them, the heard a voice, speaking very low and hushed, "What makes you think they are mutants Agent Mulder?" Mulder knew that voice even without turning around. It was the individual known as only the Cigarette Smoking Man, or CSM for short. Before turning around, Mulder looked at his companion, and instructed, "Da.....er....Tommy, you go on up ahead. Your wife' is up in room 226. I'll be there in a minute. I have to speak to my friend' here." David immediately caught on. Mulder had instructed him that, out in public, at least, he would have to act as Tommy Lee, and respond as him. The newcomer triggered the ruse for the first time. "Uh....okay Fox. I'll see you in my wife's room." When David was far enough away, Mulder turned to look at his nemesis, his tormentor, and very possibly his father. "What are you doing here? Just a run of the mill murder attempt is kind of beneath you isn't it?" "I'm just concerned that you are getting off the track Agent Mulder. Others may get to the prize before you." "What are you saying? I'm tired of your little games. I'm tired of your little riddles." "Come now. Do you really think the ability to switch bodies at will could be the result of evolution here on earth? For what reason? A mutation must be a response to some genetic or environmental stress." "Then they are aliens! Is that what you are saying?" "What I am telling you Agent Mulder is that there is another government agency, over which even I don't have control. They are closing in on your quarry. If they find them, all evidence will disappear. People will forget." Mulder grabbed the man in a threatening way. "Tell me, damn you. Who are these people?" "Have you ever heard of the Men in Black? MIB I believe they are called. They have reason to believe that one of their agents, an Agent J, is pursuing an alien that can switch bodies at will. I hear that they are responsible for the death of his girlfriend. It's just a rumor. Agent J goes by the name Will Smith." Where is this Agent? How can I find him?" "Nobody knows. He has gone rogue, and is believed to be headed to this area." Mulder asked, "Why are you helping me? What interest is this to you?" "Let's just say the people that I work for do not want this to be buried." Just up the hall, Scully poked her head out of the hospital room, and yelled, "Mulder get up here! HURRY!" By the time Mulder looked back to continue his conversation with the CSM, he was gone. The only thing that remained was the thick smoke from his cigarette. Mulder turned and ran down the hall toward Scully. Chapter 5 Fox Mulder was walking down the hallway of the hospital, back toward the room of "Pamela Anderson." He was accompanied by David, who was currently trapped inside the body of Tommy Lee. David said again, for what must have been the 100th time, "I just can't believe that he's trapped inside the body of Pamela Anderson! How's he handling it?" Mulder pictured in his mind's eye what had happened between the new Pamela Anderson and himself only a short 40 minutes ago. He searched for an answer for David's question. "He's......uh.. adjusting! So will you, if we're going to be successful luring these jumpers out of hiding. Are you sure they said they were mutants?" David responded, "That's what they said.......? How am I supposed to know?" From behind them, the heard a voice, speaking very low and hushed, "What makes you think they are mutants Agent Mulder?" Mulder knew that voice even without turning around. It was the individual known as only the Cigarette Smoking Man, or CSM for short. Before turning around, Mulder looked at his companion, and instructed, "Da.....er....Tommy, you go on up ahead. Your wife' is up in room 226. I'll be there in a minute. I have to speak to my friend' here." David immediately caught on. Mulder had instructed him that, out in public, at least, he would have to act as Tommy Lee, and respond as him. The newcomer triggered the ruse for the first time. "Uh....okay Fox. I'll see you in my wife's room." When David was far enough away, Mulder turned to look at his nemesis, his tormentor, and very possibly his father. "What are you doing here? Just a run of the mill murder attempt is kind of beneath you isn't it?" "I'm just concerned that you are getting off the track Agent Mulder. Others may get to the prize before you." "What are you saying? I'm tired of your little games. I'm tired of your little riddles." "Come now. Do you really think the ability to switch bodies at will could be the result of evolution here on earth? For what reason? A mutation must be a response to some genetic or environmental stress." "Then they are aliens! Is that what you are saying?" "What I am telling you Agent Mulder is that there is another government agency, over which even I don't have control. They are closing in on your quarry. If they find them, all evidence will disappear. People will forget." Mulder grabbed the man in a threatening way. "Tell me, damn you. Who are these people?" "Have you ever heard of the Men in Black? MIB I believe they are called. They have reason to believe that one of their agents, an Agent J, is pursuing an alien that can switch bodies at will. I hear that they are responsible for the death of his girlfriend. It's just a rumor. Agent J goes by the name Will Smith." Where is this Agent? How can I find him?" "Nobody knows. He has gone rogue, and is believed to be headed to this area." Mulder asked, "Why are you helping me? What interest is this to you?" "Let's just say the people that I work for do not want this to be buried." Just up the hall, Scully poked her head out of the hospital room, and yelled, "Mulder get up here! HURRY!" By the time Mulder looked back to continue his conversation with the CSM, he was gone. The only thing that remained was the thick smoke from his cigarette. Mulder turned and ran down the hall toward Scully. Chapter 6 I, of course, did not know this, but was told by Scully later on. While all of this was going on, I was having my first adventure getting dressed in women's clothes. I was having my first adventure getting dressed in Pamela Anderson's clothes, to be exact! I got out of the hospital bed, and spied the silken panties that I had been wearing on the other side of the room. No doubt, I kicked them there in my mad rush to get into bed with Scully. I walked over to where they were. As I did, I mentally noted how even the sensation of walking was radically different from what I had known before. When I moved, my inner thighs did not rub against anything between my legs. There was only a void now, punctuated by dewy slit. My smooth, hairless inner thighs, instead, slid against each other as I walked. It is impossible to describe the sensation of walking without a penis between your legs, when that is all you have ever done your entire life. The overwhelming sensation was the freedom of movement I had. Overall, I now felt so light, soft, and ..supple! My newfound flexibility manifested itself once again when I bent over at the waist to pick up my panties from the floor. As a man, I could never touch the floor, while keeping my knees locked. I, like most men, was just too heavily muscled, and thick at the waist. In Pamela Anderson's body, I easily accomplished the task. In fact, I could have easily put my entire palms on the floor. The body never ceased to amaze me. The most amazing thing was that it felt so....good! Then again, as I was bent over, I was reminded how big my chest was now. My tits hung heavily from my chest, swinging at the slightest movement. I stood up, and they jiggled back into place. I took them in my hands, lifting them, and testing their firmness and weight, as I turned to face Scully. She was almost completely dressed. I commented to her, "I don't think I'll ever get used to the feeling of these big boobs!" Dana laughed at my pose. "Well...for the time being, at least, you're going to have to. A bra will help you. However, if you don't stop that, were going to end up in bed again." Scully's remark called attention to the fact that I had absently started to play with myself. I stopped right away. Scully couldn't resist the urge to poke some good natured fun at me. "It looks to me that you have more than have gotten used to the feeling of those tits!!" It made me laugh in spite of myself. For a second, we were just girls giggling, and having fun. I composed myself enough to start to put on my panties. They were still moist from my vaginal secretions. Involuntarily, a disgusting sounding "Ewww!" issued from my lips. "What's the problem now girl?" asked Dana, emphasizing the word "girl." I responded, "These panties are still damp. I can't put these on....." "Hold on a second......" said Scully. She went to an overnight bag that, up until now, I had not noticed. She and Mulder had, fortunately for me, not had the opportunity to check into a hotel. She took out a pink satin pair of panties, and tossed them to me. "Here, use these. I figure that were about the same size, at least in the lower body." "What should I do with these?" "Give them to me," she answered. "Why? What could you want them for?" I tossed them over to her. She snatched them out of midair, pulling them to her nose. I heard her inhale deeply. "They smell like you. I want to keep them, so I'll always have a memory of this." Her gesture touched me deeply. I felt myself starting to cry, emotions welling up within me. As a guy this would never have affected me this way. I would have just smirked in a conquering kind of way. It wasn't like that anymore. I didn't feel that way anymore. I was starting to think my fling with Dana had changed me in a deep and profound way! Her influence had shown me how to think and feel like a real woman. Despite all of the blubbering, I was able to get dressed in the remainder of Pamela Anderson's clothes. I had a lot of trouble with the bra. It was a royal pain in the "you know what" getting my big boobs into the cups. As soon as I got one in, the other one would "pop" out. Then there was the matter of trying to reach behind me, and hook the damned thing with my really long fingernails. Women were a lot more coordinate then what I ever gave them credit for. The entire time, Dana just laughed and laughed at me! She was really amused at the sight of a guy having to handle the piece of lingerie from the inside out. When she was all laughed out, she finally decided to help me. As soon as she hooked it from the rear, I felt a lot better. At least my tits weren't flopping around freely anymore. The trade off was I felt so.....restricted with the feeling of straps cutting into my shoulders, and across my back between my shoulders. It felt so odd that I kept picking at it. I wondered how women handled it, how I would handle it. There were certainly a lot of things I would have to relearn how to do; everything that I took for granted before. At least I wouldn't have to learn to do make up yet, as I still wore what Pamela Anderson had applied before this whole thing happened. Also, fortunately, she had worn a pair of elegant flats. I didn't think that I could handle high heeled shoes right now. Still, in the end, I was clothed in a short red skirt, with matching midriff red shirt. The shirt showed off my flat, trim stomach. The last thing that I did was run a brush through the long tousled blonde hair. When I was done, I stood before Scully, and asked, "Well ..how do I look?" Her eyes looked me up and down. "You look....beautiful. You look, well, like Pamela Anderson." Just then, there was a knock upon the door. Scully went and opened the door. The form of Tommy Lee stepped through, into the hospital room. I looked at him and asked, experimentally, in Pamela's voice, "Uh....David? Is that you?" "Yeah. Inside at least!" he responded. His eyes were wide in awe at the sight of me. He continued on, " ..I-is that you in there?" "Yes. It's just me in here David. I'm still your friend...." "Damn. It's just so incredible. You're in the body of Pamela Anderson, no less." I looked down at my chest, which appeared even bigger now that I had a bra on, "Believe me, I'm very aware of that fact." "What should I call you?" "Just call me Pamela ..." Scully, who was watching and listening to all of this, stepped forward to instruct, "....and you'll go by Tommy' from now on. When we leave this room, the two of you are man and wife." Chapter 7 Before Dana could instruct us any further, her cellular phone rang....... David and I heard Scully say, over the cellular phone, "When? When did this happen?" There was a pause, as she listened to the information provided by the speaker on the other end of the line. David and I just stared at each other blankly. We didn't have any idea what was happening to complicate the situation. I shrugged my shoulders to my friend, as if to say, "I don't know," but even that was a mistake. It sent my new upper anatomy to bobbling, reminding me, once again, of who I appeared to be. There was no point in trying to gleen any information from a one sided telephone conversation. Therefore, I returned my attention back to David. Dana would tell us what we needed to know when the call was done. Even as I looked up into the eyes of David, in Tommy Lee's body, I heard her say further, "Do they know what happened to him after that?" "David? Do you really think we can pull this off? Pretend that we're really Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee?" "I don't have any idea? For that matter, why would they even want us to? This isn't making much sense . . . uh . . . Pamela." "I know it's hard calling me by her name, but for the time being we have to go along with it. If we use the names of who we appear to be while we're together, in private, it'll be easier when we're out in public," I sympathized. David scratched his head. "I can't argue with that logic. I'll . . . try." Reluctantly, I asked him, "Have you had a chance to . . . y'know explore that body?" There was one image which danced in my head from that home video of Tommy and Pamela that had been first released on the internet. Later it was distributed for sale at purveyors of porn video. "Are you asking me whether he's as big as he appears on that video?" I blushed. "Uh . . . yeah. I guess I am." David laughed, "Tommy . . . now I . . . am all of that and more!" He couldn't help but get a jibe in on me. "Don't forget the other part of that video . . ." Suddenly the image of Pamela giving a blow job to that massive piece of man flesh flashed across my mind. Those were my lips, tongue, and throat now! This prompted David to press the subject. I wasn't sure if I liked where this was going. "Have you . . . er . . . explored her body yet?" Thankfullly, we were interrupted by the sound of Scully snapping her celullar phone shut, and the yelling down the hall for Mulder. Something was definitly up. Ever the opportunist, I siezed the chance to gracefully change the subject with David. I quickly swayed over to where Dana was by the door, David in tow. I could tell by the fr ustrated look upon David's face that we were not through with the topic of discussion. Not by a longshot! "What's going on?" I asked Scully, in Pamela's high feminine voice. "Hold on . . . wait until Mulder gets here." Almost as if on cue, Mulder dashed around the door. He was out of breath. "Scully? What is it?" Dana addressed Mulder directly, knowing that David and I would monitor the conversation between them. She informed us, "I just got off the phone with Skinner. The one victim, other than these two, who have survived these attacks, has just disappeared. It's a black man by the name of Ben Jackson. One minute he was in his hospital bed in County General, out in L.A. The next, he was just gone. All of his clothes are gone too. They think he just left on his own." "Do they know where he is?" "No. Skinner called in a favor from an ex-FBI man that he used to work with, who now lives out on the coast. Seattle I think he said. The man's name is . . . Black . . . Frank Black . . . ." "Frank Black?" Mulder commented quizically. "You know him?" inquired Dana. "Yeah. We worked together before I got assigned to the X-files. He taught me everything about profiling murderers and violent criminals. Strange guy . . . intense. He had this sixth sense about him, and he seemed to know things about the killer just by touching things that they touched. I've never seen anything like it." "That might come in handy here. He's with an outfit called the Millenium Group now. Anyway, he and one of his colleagues . . . a Lara Means were already in L.A. They agreed to go check out the situation." "Did they find anything Scully?" "It's funny that you said that, Mulder. Skinner just told me that when Black went to the hosppital, he experienced some type of vision or flashback. The really strange thing was that it wasn't images of this Ben Jackson, but of Pamela Anderson's life. He saw through her eyes the attack by this Jackson guy, and a smaller Hispanic man." "Hector Jimenez!!" stated Mulder, matter-of-factly. We all exclaimed, "Who?" as one. "That's one of the victims of the two that we're tracking that didn't survive. He was the partner on the garbage truck with Ben Jackson. The way I figure it, our two were in Jackson and Jimenez's bodies. They somehow met up with Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, they may have even been their garbagemen. The one in Jackson's body switched with Pamela, while the one in Jimenez's body switched with Tommy Lee.. They tried to kill them both while Pamela and Tommy were still disoriented from the switch . . . succeeding with the Jimenez body." "That means . . . ." I started to conclude. ". . . Pamela Anderson is within this Ben Jackson's body," finished Mulder for me. "Holy Shit!" I cried in a most unladylike fashion. "That's not the worst of it, I'm afraid," noted Mulder, grimly. "She'll no doubt conclude that you are the body thief, still in her body. She's going to try and track you down." I gasped. "That would explain a lot," Dana broke in. "Right after Black and Means examined the hospital room, the police got a report of a big black man breaking into Anderson and Lee's place. They went out there and got the same images." "Pamela in Jackson's body?" added Mulder. "It would appear so," answered Scully. "What did she take? I was getting very edgy now, and began to shake all over. "Unknown. We don't exactly have an inventory, you know? I think we can assume she probably took some money that she had stashed in the house, and looked at some type of calander to see where you, or rather, she was scheduled to be next." "That's just great!" I grumped, making a wild gesture with my hands. Pamela Anderson's long tousleed blonde locks fell into my eyes. I brushed it away from my face with a flip of my dainty hand, as I finished my thought. "Now I have to look over my shoulder for a vengeful woman in a big black man's body? Fucking wonderful!" Everyone looked at me oddly. They expected different type of language issuing from this body, even though they all knew that inside I was a man. Obviously this body created certain . . . expectations with others that I would have to get used to. Dana could see that I was becoming increasingly emotional. It was hard to contain my emotions while in this body. They just seemed to rise to the surface, without any hinderance, to be expresssed, and I even felt like . . . crying. Fortunately, before the waterworks started, Dana came over to put her arm around my shoulder. It would have been embarassing for them to see me crying like a real girl. Especially David. "It's okay . . . Pamela. She doesn't know where you are, and we'll keep it that way," she comforted me. It felt nice to have her touch me. In some strange way, which I could not explain, I felt an affinity with Dana Scully. It wasn't the love we made earlier, but something new. I almost felt like she understood what I was going through. I had always noticed the way girls interact with one another, and I couldn't help but wonder if I was experiencing the cameraderie of women. Mulder broke in. "No. Scully, that's the exact wrong way to go about this. We have the perfect bait to lure in the real Pamela, and the two . . . er . . . mutants. If they see that these two are still alive, they will be forced to come out of hiding. It's much better to manipulate them into a spot where we are waiting rather than not knowing when, or if, they'll strike. We can't keep these two holed up forever." "Mulder! That's much too dangerous for these two. They are victims, not trained FBI agents like us." Mulder disagreed. "No. It's perfect. They can say that we're their personal body guards until this thing is resolved. We can keep them in around the clock protection." "Exactly what are you proposing, Mulder," queried Scully, who was now curious. In truth, we all were. "We make their exit from the hospital as public as possible, maybe even a press conference. We do something to make sure that all of the media is covering it. That way, we can be sure that the two body swtichers, and the real Pamela hear it. We can draw them to us, rather than us trying to find them. We can have these two impersonate the real Pamela and Tommy Lee, resuming their schedule as if nothing happened. We can keep planting clues in the media that we know who and what they are. It will force them to act. It will work." I had to admit that his plan did sound plausible. It was better than anything that we had now. Still, it was scaring me more than what it would have, had I still been . . . me. I would be placing myself, in Anderson's lush body, in the direct path of danger from two sources. Scully read my mind, "It sounds too dangerous. I couldn't ask these two to make targets of themelves." David, who had been quiet up until now, joined in on the discussion. "I'm up for it. It'll be exciting, and besides, at this rate you're never going to find them. This looks like our only chance to find our real bodies before they switch again and kill them." They all looked at me. I was the lynch pin, since technically, I, as Pamela was more famous than David, as Tommy Lee. The real Pamela would be targeting me, not David. It would have to be me that did the talking to the media. I was frightened, but on the other hand, I didn't see any other way. I squeezed Dana's hand to thank her for her strength and support. "You promise that you'll be watching us at all times?" "You'll be just as safe as we can possibly make you, Pamela," assured Scully softly. "Okay . . . I'll do it." "Great!" blurted Mulder. Even David looked happy, smiling with Tommy Lee's face. "What the Hell are you so giddy about, you idiot?" I snapped at him. "Hey. We'll get to see what it feels like to be rich, famous, and beautiful for a while. How many people get a chance like that? We should enjoy it. Besides . . . it means that you and I get to play man and wife," returned David. I definitely didn't like the implication of that remark. Having sex with a woman, while in this body was one thing, but sex with a man was out of the question. I wasn't gay, even if technically I was the wife of David's current body.!! I changed the subject again, moving a little further away from David. It sucked that now I couldn't even trust my best friend in this body. Was this body that damned sexy that everyone wanted to touch it and fuck it? Unfortunately, I already knew the answer to that particular question. I was in the body of one of the most recognizable sex symbols in the world. Try as I might, I would have to come to grip with that fact, and the fact she built that reputation primarily upon the impressive size of her breasts. My breasts now! "How do we get started?" I asked, looking up at Mulder, who had apparently taken control of the situation. He paused to think for a second. I could see the light bulb go on over his head. "I think I know. Your . . . rather Pamela's personal assistant, Katie Roberts, has been fluttering about like a mother hen in the waiting room. Maybe it's time to get her involved. She has to know what the next thing on Pamela's schedule is." Mulder looked straight at me with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you feel up to doing an imitation of the real Pamela?" I braced myself. "I guess I'm going to have to be. What choice do I have?" Dana squeezed my shoulder as a show of support, even as Mulder remarked, "Good girl!" He moved as if he was going to exit the room to retrieve Katie Roberts, avoiding my ensuing scowl. However, I stopped him with my soft plea. "Hold on. What am I going to say? What should I ask her?" A short discuss was had between the four of us. It was decided that I should introduce Scully and Mulder as David and my bodyguards, for the time being. I was to see to it that they were accorded all access and freedoms. The next order of business was to find out what was on Pamela's calender. I was to make whatever instructions to her that I thought needed to carry the next appointment through. Lastly, I was to set up a short press conference to be held on the steps of the hospital when we checked out. It was a lot to accomplish. As Mulder left to get Roberts, I bit my lower lip, running my task over and over in my mind. From the look on David's face, I got the distinct impression that I was a very sexy image. I was about to reprimand him for looking at me that way, when Mulder rounded the corner with a short haired, brunette woman whom I did not recognize. She was in her mid-twenties, was pretty, but slightly overweight. She was a little taller than I was now, and beamed when she saw me up and about. She rushed right up to me, grabbing my hand, and exclaiming, "Pamela. Thank God you are all right! How are you?" I gave her my best winning smile. It was showtime! I tried to make it sound like I had known her for a long period of time, "Katie, I'm fine. It was only a minor accident. See? Not even a scratch." I twirled around so that she could see every part of my now stunning body. Naturally, she would have seen it all before. Roberts nodded in acknowledgement of my excellent, if not spectacular, condition. That didn't stop her from elaborating, while David, Mulder, and Scully looked on. They kind of faded into the background, knowing that the entire thing rested upon my slender shoulders. "I was just so worried about you, Pamela. The doctors wouldn't give us any details, and these guys weren't very helpful," she gestured at Scully and Mulder. That was just the opening that I needed, "Katie, I'd like you to meet Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. They are going to be the body guards for Tommy and I until they catch the responsible party. It's just a precaution, isn't that right, Baby?" The last part was directed at David, to act out the part of loving wife. David siezed the opportunity to come right up beside me, and wrap Tommy Lee's long tatooed arm around my waist. Unfortunately, I had to act as if I liked it. As much as I hated it, in David's current state of mind, I moved in even closer to him. I snuggled up into the hollow space under his arm, as if it were my home. I smiled, and looked up into his face with what I hoped was an adoring ex pression.. David helped me out by adding, "That's right, Dollbaby. We'd like you to see to it that you give them whatever they need. Don't deny them anything." Damn it, I growled in my head. David is fucking enjoying this. No sooner had that thought raced across my mind, than David snaked his arm and hand further around my waist. Now his hand was resting on the bare flesh of my abdomen. He gently moved his fingers back in forth in a gentle stroking motion. Katie didn't react like it was an uncommon activity between the real Pamela and Tommy Lee. That was just wonderful! Even though every cell in my brain wanted to run away from David, I had to stay put and pretend that I liked what he was doing. I couldn't even devote my attention to extricating myself from the situation because Katie's smile turned upside down as soon as David gave her an order. It was apparent to me from her expression that she definitely considered herself Pamela's assistant . . . not Tommy Lee's. I doubt that she even like him much. She likely only t olerated him because of me . . . er . . . Pamela. After all, there was the consistent thread of domestic violence between me . . . Pamela and Tommy Lee. It was becoming increasingly difficult not to think of myself as Pamela. It was just so confusing. Anyway, if she was the protector that Mulder said she was, it would account for her attitude toward Tommy . . . er . . . David. It wasn't every day that you get body switched with a celebrity. I couldn't worry about any of that now, and had to do what I could to rectify the situation. "Would you see to that personally, Katie? As a favor to me?" Roberts' smile promptly returned. "Of course, Pamela. Is there anything else that I can do for you?" Another perfect opening! "Yes, now that you mention it. Does anybody know that Tommy and I are in the hospital? Does anybody know about the . . . incident?" Roberts was almost defensive, as if I was making a negative implication about her job performance. "Of course not. We did what we normally do to keep the press out of your business. Why? Has something happened?" She was very sensitive. "No. No. I just thought, this once, that we should make a statement to the press, tell them about the accident, and that we are okay. Would you mind arranging a press conference just outside the hospital doors on short notice?" Katie looked at me strangely. This definitely wasn't standard operating procedure now, and I would have to ad lib. David wasn't making it easy for me to focus on the task at hand. His gentle stroking had continued slightly upward, so that his hand was underneath the bottom of my short top. On every circular stroke, he purposely extended his thumb just enough so that it rubbed the underside of my bra encased tits. Now while my mind positively didn't want any part of this, the body I now wore had grown accustomed to reacting to the touch of Tommy Lee's body. As much as I tried to fight it, this body was having a strong reaction. I could literally feel the nipples of Pamela . . . now my boobs, start to harden and swell. I felt a slight tingling, along with a warm heat invading my panties. I knew very well from my experience with Dana just what that meant. I had to stop David, and right now! I put my hand on his, holding it in place. That was better. However, I stopped it in such a spot that his thumb was resting on the underside of one of my breasts. He started to move that back and forth under my shirt. The guy was too much. Part of me couldn't really blame him. Wouldn't I be doing the same thing, were the positions reversed? I just had to grit this out, and get it done before David could do something else! Great! Exactly what I needed . . . a race against time, on top of everything else. "Are you sure about this, Pamela?" "It'll be okay Katie. I promise. Maybe if we're up front with them this time, they will stop hounding me. Ya'know?" Katie pondered for a second. The incessant pawing of David continued, but by this time, he had managed to move his thumb up and under the cup of my bra. He was actually touching the flesh of my new boob! While Katie pondered the logistics of my request, another image raced across my mind. It was the scene from the Pamela-Tommy Lee video where she is giving him head. For the briefest of seconds I transposed myself into that scene so that I was giving that massive tool head. I consciously chased the image from my mind. Damn . . . what was happening to me? "You know, It might just generate some sympathy for you. The stupid tabloids may forget all about those videos. You're right Pamela, this may be a break after all. I'll get right on it. Is there anything else?" The feeling of my body was making it very hard to concentrate. There was one other thing . . . what was it? If I could only remember. It popped into my head. "Oh, yeah! What's the next thing on my schedule? Do I have anything else for the rest of the day? What do I have tomorrow?" Roberts had the information right on the tip of her tongue. "Nothing for the rest of the day. However, tomorrow you have an appearence on the Howard Stern radio show in New York. As a matter of fact Gary Dell'abote just called a little while ago to confirm, and I didn't know what to tell him. Should I cancel it Pamela?" I looked over my shoulder at Mulder. He shook his head in the negative, The fortunate side effect of me twisting my body around was the removal of David's thumb from my bra. I mentally sighed as I felt it slip from underneath. When I twisted back around to face front, his hand was lower . . . on my stomach. I held it firmly in place with my hand. "No. Tell him that I'll show. Could you make the flight arrangements, and book a hotel for Tommy and me in New York? We'll go right to the airport after we check out of here. Book rooms on either side of my suite for Scully and Mulder." "Tommy's going with you? Doesn't he have a recording session with the band in the studio tomorrow? That is why you're here in Miami, after all!" That solved one mystery. I didn't think it was wise that we start splitting up at this stage, so I made a judgment call. Besides, David didn't know how to play the drums. We would certainly be found out if he even tried. "No, Katie. He's coming with me." Even though I knew it would irritate her to do something for David . . . Tommy, I asked further, "Could you let the rest of the band know?" "Fine!!" she grumped, a frown adorning her face. She really hated this guy. "Should I pack some things for you from the hotel room, and have them meet you at the airport?" Bless her, was all I could say in my head. "That would be great, Katie. Thank you!" I answered. "Okay . . . I'll take care of it all." Katie started to turn and go, but hesitated. She turned back around to face me. "Are you sure that you're up to this Pamela? You are not moving around like . . .well you. You haven't even asked about your kids, and that would always be the first thing you would ask about." My hand dropped off of David's. I was floored. I hadn't realized until this very second, that in this body, I was the mother of two small children. I didn't even know their names! "It's just the . . . medication they gave me. It hasn't . . . uh . . . c ompletely worn off yet. I'll be okay in a little while. How are my little babies? Are they okay?" "They are fine. They're with their nanny, and nobody has told them what happened to you. I-I didn't mean to suggest that anything was wrong . . . ." Katie said, defensively. "It's okay, Katie. I understand, you are just concerned. That's all. Just make all of the arrangements. Okay?" "I'll get right on it, Pamela." Roberts left, and we all breathed a collective sigh of relief. As soon as she disappeared, I practically jumped away from David, brushing his hand away. "What? What did I do wrong?" "You were pawing me! You used the opportunity to feel me up, you pig!" I sounded just like a woman. "I was just playing my part. I was just doing what I thought the real Tommy Lee would do with his wife. Roberts didn't notice anything out of the ordinary." I moved closer to Dana for her protection. "You didn't have to get into the role so much. You didn't have to enjoy it." "Wouldn't you have?" I couldn't answer. Instead, I just went to Scully for a hug. She embraced me, saying, "You did great, Pamela. You were perfect." "Not perfect," Mulder observed. "Roberts was able to pick up on a few things that weren't quite right. Fortunately, you gave her good reasons to explain it away. We won't be that lucky tomorrow. You're going to have to watch every video that we can get ours hands on of the real Pamela, so that you can memorize how she walks, talks and moves. You are going to have to be right on tomorrow . . . you are going on Stern's show." My mouth hung open. I was going on Howard Stern's national radio show as Pamela Anderson, to talk about, no doubt, my big boobs! _To be continued......._