A Whateley Academy Tale
Insanity Prerequsite
Part 2: Destabilization
By Dr. Bender
Chapter 2 – Infection
Tuesday, 17th October 2006,18:04
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KICKED OUT?”Tennyo shouted.
Jade pulled the
spiky-haired girl back into her seat before she made an even bigger scene.
It was dusk, the orange light marred by
gathering storm clouds over the dark forest that surrounded Whateley,
the resulting skyline resembled a great rift of molten lava standing on its
head. The light suffused Crystal Hall, casting the scene in a hellish red.
Sara nodded blankly, crushing her third
hamster to ash in her fist. The cute little rodent squeaked its death cry like
a dog’s chew toy.
“After two weeks of study, they allowed me
to take the basic entrance exams as a consideration for my inexperience in the
topic. In all four fields, Physics, Mathematics, Chemistry and Biology, I aced
the tests at 100% for each subject. Which is impossible.”
“How can you set an impossible test?” Chaka
picked daintily at a bit of steak caught between her teeth, “you ask a
question, there has to be an answer, right?”
“Well,” Sara sighed, “you see, according to
examination theory, a teacher should design tests that separate students into
bands of skill level by percentages. Below 50 percent means
that the student has not completed the course outlines, 50-60 is average and on
up to 90-100 percent for the best, brightest and, theoretically, the smartest
students. Here at Whateley, however, they have
the M-factor question, short for the Maxwell factor, which pits the student
against a question that top-level researchers have yet to find the answer for.
They said that this is designed to find those students that have an instinctive
grasp of the subject so profound that they can solve a problem without the basis
of established scientific knowledge…”
Chaka’s jaw dropped, “And you got 100
percent?!? That means that you solved it! Heck, you solved it four times!”
Sara nodded glumly, “Only my answers upset
a few of the researchers. The cornerstone of my physics answer was a new
variable I named D for Daoloth. They started to argue
with me and one thing led to another and…”
“And what?” Jade lent forward as Sara
trailed off.
“And, after Dr. Johnson suffered a mental
breakdown, Dr. Matthews accused me of making the entire thing up,” Sara sighed,
“and that I read all the answers out of his brain using my psi abilities.
Apparently, they have another girl who can do the same sort of thing and it’s
been driving them crazy. Naturally, in all the confusion, my test papers went
missing…”
“Hold up,” Tennyo interrupted, her mouth full of ramen noodles, “what
do you mean, naturally?”
Sara squinted, her teeth growing more
pointed. “Sorry, I keep forgetting that none of you have been to University
before. There’s this strange phenomenon around lecturers and advanced students
that seems to invoke a sort of natural law. The better the paper you hand to a
teacher, the greater the likelihood that it will mysteriously migrate into one
of their research documents. My test papers are headed south for the winter,”
after the momentary bout of rage, Sara deflated slightly, “I shouldn’t have
cursed Matthews, though. That was the end of me.”
“WHAT!” Fey’s eyes popped open, scandalized, “You hexed a teacher!”
“Not that way,” Sara
shook her head, blushing furiously, “I told him… er,
well, maybe it’s not a fitting thing to say at the dinner table.”
Lancer looked
delighted, “What? What was it?”
“Come on, Hank, leave her alone.” Chaka
admonished, though her eyes sparkled with no little interest herself.
“No way, if it’s bad enough to get you
kicked out of an entire department rather than just your class, I’ve got to
hear it! Come on, Sara, lay it on me.”
Sara’s cheeks were a dark shade of purple
as she lent over and whispered into Lancer’s ear. He just stared at his plate
for a moment, a pale shade of green creeping up his neck, “I never thought I’d
be saying this, but that’s not the sort of thing you expect to hear out of a
girl’s mouth.”
“I thought you were an army brat,” Sara
chuckled, “didn’t you ever listen to the drill instructors chewing out the
men?”
Hank pushed his plate away. It was a
historic moment that raised a few eyebrows, and not just at the Kimba table.
“Yeah, but by all that’s holy, girl, there are some lines that you just don’t
cross!”
“Well, well, welcome back to your latest
and greatest source of news, gossip and all things Whateley!
Yes, it’sPeeper and Greasy
back for more with a scandalous news flash!” The speakers set high in the
corners of the cafeteria belted out the words, their noise drowning out the
voices of the antagonists themselves as they jumped out from behind the
partition behind Lancer, catching the team by surprise.
“Hello, Peeper, who is it this time?” Sara moaned, rubbing her
eyes, “Me or Fey?”
“Why BOTH, naturally,” Peeper
breathed in, preparing to rhapsodize dramatically, “such lovely and dangerous
ladies as yourselves deserve far more than your fair share of the lime light,
not that the rest of the Negligee Nightingales…”
“That’s Team
Kimba, knucklehead.” Chaka growled.
Peeper gasped, “Not any more! The poles are in! The official Whateley Academy Radio Station, or WARS, competition is
over and your team now bares the official moniker of Negligee Nightingales!
We’re even printing t-shirts that can be obtained, naturally, from
whateley.wars.com NOW for only $39.95! And on that note, I would like to turn
to more serious matters. Sara…”
Sara groaned.
Peeper pulled a small notepad out of his pocket, “…Dr. Matthews gave us a
statement at lunchtime earlier today that you were dumped not just from your
physics course, but from the entire science strand for cheating in an exam,
swearing, disobedience and behaviour unbecoming a Whateley
student. It is also rumoured that you hexed the teacher responsible for your
predicament, making, and I quote, his ears turn into expletive deleted and that
they then expletive deleted over his shoulders…”
Tennyo started to choke on a chicken bone, her snort of mirth causing her
to inhale it rather than swallow.
“…proving that the Nasty Girl of Poe is
still in full flight…”
“But I didn’t…”
Sara tried to interrupt, but Peeper just steamrolled
over her.
“…leading to the runners
up for our latest competition! Interested
parties have been sending in their suggestions for your ultimate code name
thick and fast! From the one thousand and twenty seven entries…”
“I-I d-d-didn’t think there were that many st-st-students at W-Whateley,
P-P-P-Peeper!” Greasy interrupted, speaking in a
nervous monotone from a scrap of paper.
“Indeed there aren’t, minion, but in our generosity…”
“Assholes use
the royal we now?” Chaka snarled.
“…we have allowed multiple entries for one
contestant! However, from so many entries we have culled the top ten for voting
over the next week. Remember, guys out in Whateleyland, you can vote on our website whateley.wars.com and buy
our great new merchandise! But the runners up are: Draculette,
The Lost Girl, The Bride, Countess Orlock, Fangoria, Suckmistress, Suckula, Anytime, Elvira 2 and my personal favourite,
Bitch! Now, Sara, which selection do you currently endorse?”
Sara calmly set aside her cage of hamsters,
smiled thankfully as she reached over to borrow Tennyo’s
spoon, then took a deep breath before answering.
“I’m going to
kill him.”
It took the combined might of Hank, Tennyo and Chaka to pin the crazed adolescent girl and all
her tentacles to the floor, still trying to piton herself forward with the
spoon, driving it into the cracks between tiles for leverage. Her screams of
hatred were unintelligible.
Peeper grinned, ignoring the ruckus and shoving the microphone under Fey’s nose, “Now, for the flame-haired elf maiden who’s
beauty makes Galadriel and Arwen green as the leaves
with envy, to who’s radiant picture Legolas services
his mighty arrow every night, FEY! Welcome to the program.”
“Get out of my
face you snot-nosed little…”
“Now, speaking of whacking off to pictures,
it is with great pleasure that WARS has to inform you that your posters are
currently the best selling item from whateley.wars.com’s
online store, with positively huge orders for the equally huge ten by four
poster featuring ‘Nikki Reilly: Nature, beautiful but fierce!’ And most
prominently your own sizeable measurements clothed in as little as possible.
With more than 150 already sold at $60 a piece to hormonal teens across campus,
what is your reaction to the fact that most of them will be flogging the
dolphin to the sight of your angelic face before bed tonight?”
Peeper let off a squeak not unlike the hamster’s death cry as Fey wrapped
her hands around his throat and began to squeeze, the deadly gaze of Aunghadhail superseding her usually pleasant expression, “Know thee,
foul worm, that tonight you have brought upon yourself my displeasure!”
Peeper started to turn blue, a wet spot spreading down the leg of
his pants.
“Ah, Fey?” Jade patted the older-looking girl on the back, “You’re
killing him, let go.”
Fey looked down her
nose at the little girl for a moment before her face softened, dropping the
slimy reporter onto the floor, his knees giving out. After a moment of staring
at the girls in abject terror, he and Greasy bolted out the door, running back
towards Twain as fast as their legs could carry them.
“NO FAIR!” Sara screeched from her position under Tennyo, “I HAD DIBS!”
#
“Come on, guys, things
aren’t that bad,” Chaka grinned at Fey and Sara, who stared at the ground
dejectedly as they walked back to Poe, “you both taught the little bastards a
lesson they won’t soon forget. It’ll be another two weeks before they bother us
again.”
“Speak for yourself,” Sara sighed, her
blazer wrapped around her waist now that the sun had set, busy trying to undo
the top two buttons of her blouse without cutting them off with her claws,
“they’ve been hounding everyone for the story behind the sacrifice debacle, and
the more they don’t hear the more they’re making up as they go along. They’ve
even got a discussion thread in the WARS forums dedicated to it.”
Jade scowled, “Isn’t that old news by now? Can’t they move onto someone else?”
“I don’t think Peeper wants to move on. He’s too busy trying to sell
merchandise.”
“Hey, forget about those deadbeats,”
Chaka’s grin widened, her optimism relentless, “Fey scared ‘em so bad, they’ll
circumnavigate the world twice before they realize they’re back at Twain. What was with that spoon, anyway?”
Sara grinned back, “An old bit of movie
wisdom I remembered, and I quote: ‘It’s dull, you twit. It’ll hurt more’.”
“Robin Hood,
Prince of Thieves,” Hank smiled, “good film.”
“Oh!” Fey gasped, covering her mouth with
one hand, “I just realized! What’s happened to your timetable with all of
this?”
“Dr. Bellows is recommending that I go into
the extended Psi and Magic course like you. I don’t know what’ll happen. I’ve
got to see the Headmistress tomorrow.” Sara blinked, coming
a sudden realization of her own, “You know, it’s almost 10 days until the one
month anniversary of my transformation.”
They all
glanced at each other.
“Uh, did you
say one month?” Tennyo asked innocently.
Sara nodded.
Tennyo cleared her throat, trying to sound casual, glancing up and down
the path to see if anyone was around, “So, how do you feel? Been a little
cranky lately? Any pain?”
Chaka slapped
her in the stomach, “Subtle, genius.”
“What was that
about?” Sara asked, puzzled.
Phase was wringing her hands behind her
back, trying not to look nervous, “Uh, you see, we’re all a bit worried about…
well, you know how Fey gets at that time of the
month…”
“Hey!” Fey
objected.
Sara stared at them all incredulously, then
laughed, “Oh, don’t worry, I don… er, I’m not
ovulating yet…”
“But it could start at any time,” Tennyo preached, “you’re the right age and today’s
behaviour has been very unusualfor you to say the least. Cursing at
teachers, threatening to kill students in the most painful way available… maybe
we should check you out as soon as we get back.”
“I’ll get the
painkillers.” Chaka crossed her arms, inviting no resistance.
“She can borrow
some of my tampons…” Fey offered.
“OK! Time out!”
Sara crossed her hands over each other, “I don’t need checking out and I don’t
need medicine and I don’t need
tampons. The truth is… uh, well… I don’t menstruate. I never will.”
“You’re sterile?” Tennyo
sighed.
Jade looked up at Sara with large watery
eyes, taking hold of her hand, “Poor dear.”
“NO. Uhgh! Don’t
be so dense!” Sara lowered her voice to a whisper, “I mean that I. Don’t. Menstruate. I am 100%
fertile, all day every day, apparently it’s a fringe
benefit of being a Regen 6… er,
guys?”
The entire group had stopped, glaring at
Sara, with the exceptions of Hank and Jade who stepped fearfully back out of
the line of fire. Tennyo’s eyes had turned that fiery
red that was usually a prelude to ultra-violence, “Are you trying to tell us
that you won’t get the curse? Ever?”
Sara nodded
sheepishly.
“And you were
going to let us know this… when?”
Chaka stepped forward.
“Umm, let me
see… never.”
“So, we’ve been
watching you for the last two weeks,” Phase scowled, “for nothing?”
Sara began to
edge away from the four girls as they loomed over her.
Fey’s hands twitched, “I say we
simulate it for her with a coat hanger.”
“YOU BIG DUMMIES!” Jade ran as fast as she could towards Poe, tears streaming down her
face.
They all stood there for a moment, stunned.
Tennyo recovered first, “Oh, dear. I think we went a
little overboard, guys.”
“You… you don’t think she’s even jealous of
our… you know, the curse, do you?” Fey stammered.
Hank sighed, “I
think that’s a pretty safe assumption.”
Tennyo shook her head, “Come on, we
better go find her.”
#
They found Jade, not in her dorm room like
they thought, but in Sara’s room in the basement. “I-I didn’t feel like running
up the stairs, to tell the truth.” Jade laughed through the catch in her voice.
Tennyo hugged the little girl tightly, rocking
slightly. Fey rubbed her back, sitting on the bed, Chaka held her hand while
Hank gripped her shoulder. Ayla sat cross legged on
the floor, squeezing one knee.
Sara sat across from the group, feeling
uncomfortable. Jade cried in a perfect circle of protection and love, it seemed
crass to intrude. Even Jinn was wrapped over her shoulders, charged into Sara’s
blanket.
“Are you OK
now?” Tennyo asked.
Jade nodded, wiping away her tears, “Yeah.
I’m OK. I’m sorry, I just... its been an emotional
night, I think.”
“Coming up to
bed? I’ve got ballroom in a bit but I’ll skip if you want.”
“No! Don’t do
that! I’ll stay and talk to Sara for a while, then I
might go to bed. I’ll be OK.”
A few of them gave Jade a kiss on the cheek
or forehead as they filed out, except for Ayla who
grinned malevolently as she scuffed up Jade’s hair, the little girl giggling in
protest.
Finally, they were alone. Sara felt like
she was on the stage of an old western, two antagonists sitting across from
each other in a saloon, cards and dice scattered over the table that sat
between them, guns drawn underneath. “So, what was it you wanted to talk
about?” Sara asked hesitantly.
Jade hopped off the bed and skipped over to
Sara, wrapping her arms around the demon girl’s shoulders. The Demon Princess
jumped slightly, unused to being touched.
“What’s up, huh? Aside
from the other stuff today.Tennyo was right, usually you get the better of those baka radio guys. Something’s bothering you, so spill it!”
Jade demanded jokingly.
Sara shifted uncomfortably in her chair,
“Well, to be honest, I… I haven’t had real friends for a long time. A very long time. So I don’t know how to behave, you know, I
just… don’t.”
Jade grinned, “When you get right down to
it, neither do I. I just go with what feels good at the time.”
“What feels
good?”
“Hey,” Jade squeezed Sara in her arms, a
devilish glint in her eyes, “we’re about the same size you know. Mind if I try
on a few of your clothes?”
Sara blinked, but caught on in a moment,
returning Jade’s smile with her own wicked grin, “Only if you don’t mind if I
get changed as well.”
Like co-conspirators sealing a blood oath,
the two girls slapped their palms together, grasping the other’s hand, “LETS DO
IT!”
Jinn swooped down behind them as they raced
over to the wardrobe, shrinking down to her more girlish, 14 year old, form,
“Me too! Me too!”
#
“I am so jealous of your legs, Sara.” Jade
pouted, examining her own in the mirror, “mine look like two sticks.”
Sara shifted the hem of the pleated
miniskirt to get a better view, “Well, they’re not that good, Jade…”
Jinn slapped
her on the back, “Don’t be modest. It really doesn’t suit you.”
“Yeah,” Jade whined, “look, you’ve got the
whole curvy thigh thing going for you leading into the sexy calves, even without
heels. Heck, the only thing that looks like it’ll touch if you hold your legs
together is your knees! I can’t believe you’re only thirteen!”
Sara scoffed,
“Oh, come on!”
“Try it! I dare
you!” Jade thrust her hands onto her hips.
It took Sara five minutes to admit they
were right, “Ok, you got me, but don’t sell yourself short. Jinn has lovely legs.”
“Not that good,” Jinn smoothed out a few of
the wrinkles the bodysuit she’d borrowed, sticking her leg out for comparison,
“see? I’m a little thicker in the thighs and ankles.”
Sara rolled her eyes. She might not fully
realize it, but Jinn had a body more like Nikki or Tennyo
than Sara’s now, “Yeah, but you’ve got bigger hips and chest than I do, so it
works. Stop being so paranoid.”
Jade sighed
again, “Sure. Jinn’s fine, but what about me?”
“Well, you’ll
grow up into her, won’t you?” Sara smiled.
“I hope so.”
Jade lowered her head, letting her hair fall over her face.
Sara lifted her
chin up with two fingers, “You will, one day. We’ll just have to figure out
how.”
“We?” Jade asked, slightly stunned.
“Of course, you
didn’t really think I’d pass up the opportunity to help my best friend, did
you?”
Jade threw herself into Sara’s arms with
such force that the two girls overbalanced, tumbling to floor. Jinn sighed
theatrically as they giggled at each other, “Girls, must be the hormones.”
#
By 9:20, Jade staggered off to bed
with Tennyo, still wearing one of Sara’s black
skirts, yawning, “See you in the morning, Sara.”
“See you, Jade.
‘Night Tennyo. Nice dress,
by the way.”
Tennyo grinned, performing a floating curtsey before leading Jade off by
the hand, still in her ball dress.
“Belle was right, we are all showboats aren’t we?” Jinn chuckled.
Sara shrugged, still giggling like the
schoolgirl she appeared to be, “You’re young, you’ll get over it.”
Jinn cocked her
head to the side curiously, “Don’t you mean we?”
Sara winked,
“Nope. I’m older than I look, remember?”
“I keep
forgetting.” Jinn chuckled, “What’s it like being grown up?”
Sara shrugged, “It happens so fast you
don’t really notice it. I never thought about it much. I just powered on
through school as fast as I could, then got a scholarship to study in England
when I was 16. I didn’t bat an eye, I just went. I supported myself while I was
over there, then I started writing and hit it straight off with a publisher. No
time to look back and wonder what I’d missed.”
“Ever have any
girlfriends?”
“Uh,” Sara
blushed, “well… you see…”
“You did!” Jinn
sat up straight, like a wolf that’s caught the scent of blood.
“Ok, all right,
yes I had some girlfriends. I was a world famous writer, for god’s sake…”
“Girlfriends?More
than one? How many are we talking about here?”
“Er,” Sara started counting them out on her fingers, “sixteen, give or take.”
“SIXTEEN!”
“Not so loud!”
Sara shushed her.
“Oh, forget
about that, did you ever… you know?”
Sara sighed, it
was going to be a long night, “Yes, of course I did.”
“What was it
like?”
“Huh? Is this
that death thing again?” Sara teased, trying not to smirk.
“No, I mean sex.” Jinn curled in on herself. Sara was sure the girl would be bright red if she
had a body.
“It was good. It is good, usually, but it’s
not always great. If you want my advice, wait for someone special to share
yourself with. Without that, sex is meaningless and…” Sara groped for the right
word, “…hollow.”
“Did you ever
have anyone special?” Jinn asked, moving to the edge of the bed.
Sara shook her head, trying not to think of
Erin, “No,
not really. There were one or two that I thought were right, but I couldn’t
offer them what they wanted. Children, a home, someone to
grow old with, a life in the sun. Then there were the ones that were
after my money, they were all too happy that I couldn’t give them all that. So
I sort of gave up after a while and just took love where I could find it.”
“Sounds lonely.”
“It is,” Sara
confirmed, “how about you?”
“Er… I dunno yet,
to be honest. I mean the kissing thing with Theresa was… interesting. Yeah, interesting. But I don’t think I’m ready. I mean, just
thinking about waking up next to the Don gives me chills. And it’s not like I
can actually feel anything like this.” Jinn hugged herself
tightly as if to ward off a sudden gust of wind.
Sara tucked her legs underneath her on the
bed, turning to face her friend, “That was just a bad experience. From what
you’ve told us, the Don is a grade A+ selfish bastard. Those sort
of guys are the ones that give the rest of us a bad name.”
Jinn eyed off
Sara’s willowy body, “Us?”
Sara slapped herself on the side of the
head, “Ok, former us. Look, selfish guys have sex for one thing: themselves. So
they bang away, blast off and hit the pillow a second later. The old ‘wham,
bam, thank you ma’am’ stuff women have complained about forever. That is really
disgusting because it makes a lot of girls feel used, and rightly so. BUT, then
there are the other guys who take the time to learn a few things, try to be a
little sympathetic and take things slower, worshipping at the altar rather than
treating their girl like a dirty dishrag. Those sort
of guys are the ones girls like because they care. Smart
girls, at least.”
“Rip and Bunny
don’t like guys at all.”
“Yeah, but they’re prejudiced,” Sara
grinned, “hey, don’t get me wrong, my motto is whatever floats your boat. Heck,
I’ve never made any bones about being bi, have I? Rip and Bunny are attracted
to girls, and I’m the first person to cheer them on (preferably from on top of
them) but don’t let those two drill into your head that all guys are bad
lovers. One or two actually know what they’re doing. It’s finding them that’s the problem, or teaching the one you’ve got.”
Jinn guffawed, “So, you like Rip and Bunny,
eh? Anyone else you’d like to sink your teeth into, metaphorically speaking?”
Sara groaned,
“Any more of that and I’ll call the pun police. Well, Fey’s
nice, naturally…”
“You were
saying something about pun police?”
“Touché. Ok, I’ll rephrase that. Fey is pretty much the perfect specimen of
girl kind and those pointy ears are so darned cute I just want to nibble on them for hours,” Sara flopped over on
the bed, lying on her stomach so that she could wave her petite bare feet in
the air, “Chaka Sempai’s nice too, but I don’t know,
I think she wants to explore the other side of the street a bit. At least, that’s
the vibe I’ve been getting from her. You’re roomie’s
hetero, not like it really matters if I put my mind to it, but I don’t like
messing with people so it’s look but no touch.”
Jinn whistled,
“You really put a lot of thought into this stuff, don’t you? What about Jade?”
“Errrr…” Sara glanced about evasively, “That’s you.”
“Why, I do believe you’re right! I’ve never
noticed that before, what a revelation! You must be psychic…”
“OK, ok,” Sara interrupted, “you don’t have
to hit me over the head with it. To be perfectly candid, I like you a lot, but
Jade is prepubescent. Get back to me after we figure out how to make you grow
up a little.”
“Hey!” Jinn posed on the bed, thrusting her
chest out to draw attention to her not-so-small attributes, “I’m all grown up
in case you haven’t noticed…”
Suddenly, Sara grabbed her from behind,
pressing her breasts against the ghost-girl’s back, “Oh, don’t worry, I have
noticed.”
Jinn jumped up
so high she hit the roof, babbling, “Wha… but… erg…
me… na…”
The demon-girl grinned mischievously, horns
and a tentacle-tail emerging from under her skin, “Just kidding!”
“Why you,” Jinn
deflated slightly, floating back down onto the bed, “you were just teasing!”
“Yep! You don’t have to worry, I mean it’s not like you can feel anything
like this, right?” Sara chuckled, “Besides, you’re the only person in this
entire place that isn’t affected by my aura. I find that a lot more valuable.
If you’ll pardon the pun, sex can really screw things up sometimes.”
They lay next to each other for a while,
allowing the awkward moment to pass. Sara was quite pleased with herself, at
least she’d gotten away from the subject of Erin. Just the thought of the shapeshifter’s
deep, savage, kisses was making her warm on the inside.
Jinn was the first to talk again, “Decided on a code name yet?”
“You’re just going to badger me about it
until I do aren’t you?” Sara gave the ‘ghost’ her best mock scowl.
“Of course!” Jinn poked Sara’s ‘kidney’, “Besides, you know if you don’t one of Peeper’s silly competition ones will stick. With your luck,
you’ll be called Suckula for the rest of your life.”
Sara grimaced,
“It’s better than ‘Anytime’ at least.”
“Not by much. What was up with some of
those other ones though? I mean, The Lost Girl? Countess Orlock?
The Bride had something to do with Kill Bill, right?”
“At least they didn’t think of Barbra
Collins,” Sara muttered darkly, “The Lost Boys is an old vampire flick from the
80’s, before you were born. Count Orlock was the
villain in the original black and white vampire film Nosferatu
and I’d guess The Bride is a reference to the brides of Dracula which is more
than a little demeaning when I think about it.”
“Don’t tell me you don’t have anything of
your own yet,” Jinn admonished, “I thought you did this stuff for a living?”
“I’ve been
thinking, I’ve been thinking,” Sara glared.
“There have to
be a million vampire code names out there…”
“That’s the problem,” Sara sighed, “I
checked the registry. There are 136 variations on the code name Vampire
copyrighted already. That’s more people than live in Poe, and they all suck
blood on some level.”
“You’ll have to
come up with something else then…”
“I KNOW! I know. At first I thought about
using Cancer, it’s my sign and I am pretty much a living tumor,
but it just has too many negative connotations. I might as well call myself
melanoma, the terminal wart from hell.”
“What about
Vamp? It suits you.”
“Taken,” Sara interrupted, “by that
albino-girl who’s ass I kicked back in Boston, remember?”
“Really?”
“Yup,” Sara nodded, “she even registered
it, would you believe? Turns out that super-villains
have the same rights to their codenames as heroes do. So I moved on to the
variations on Demon or Devil. Would you believe that there are 1567 variations
copyrighted? Red Devil, Green Devil, Succubus, Balor,
Erinyes… I even looked up more obscure names like Arachne and Morrigan. The ancient
legends all have modern analogues among the superhero cliques. Heck, there’s a
Greek team based around the Olympian theme. That avenue’s no good anyway, some
cult picked up on the link between vampires and Hermes and registered 167 names
based on that.”
“There’s a cult
of 167 vampire mutants?” Jinn gasped.
“No, they’re selling the rights to the
names to new vampire heroes. It’s a conservative capitalist business cult. From
there I moved on to blood. Would you believe that Heme is registered? One guy
even runs around calling himself White Cell, yelling ‘beware foul germs of
crime’!”
“You’re
kidding.”
“Nope,” Sara shook her head, smirking
ironically, “so I’m looking for something that I can use without sounding like
a dork, costing me a years pay or getting me sued…”
#
Some time later, Sara was still grinning as
she packed the bodysuit back into her wardrobe. The room was a complete mess,
books scattered across the floor, the dirty laundry
had tumbled out of the hamper in the corner during a particularly vicious
wrestling match. But that’s what happens when two practically invulnerable
mutants decide to wrestle, things get out of hand. Sara shrugged to herself, Who cares, it was fun. Still, she felt
compelled to neaten her room up a bit, picking her way through the disaster
zone.
Finally, everything was returned to its
original state and Sara felt she could relax, assuming a full lotus position in
the middle of the carpet. Her unconscious breathing had slowed to a point where
she sometimes found herself having to remember to take a breath so she could
talk, it felt more and more like a chore that she had to put up with rather
than one of the last vestiges of her humanity to cling to. Like her pulse. She
didn’t have one of those either, just a steady rush of fluids as her cells
squeezed and expanded minutely to circulate the life force to her limbs. Along
with her pulse, her body temperature had lowered to a point where she was
fairly chilly to the touch, though she herself felt nothing unusual. Occasional
hot flushes reminded her, however, that her new body needed things the old one
hadn’t.
She cleared her mind and tried to relax,
letting go of her consciousness. Her room melted into liquid impressions of
shapes before dissolving into darkness, all that remained were the glowing red
runes that surrounded her on all sides, hemming her into a cage of magical
energy that strained and buckled under the pressure of her mind. Then the cage
ruptured, spinning off into space.
#
Sara walked barefoot and naked through dark
granite hallways made of cyclopean blocks of stone carved from the core of the
world itself. What world, she wasn’t sure. Shifting runes lined the passageways, strange undulating script that she could read
easily though she had never studied the language before in her life. There was a warmth about the place, a welcome, homey feeling that
pervaded the air.
She came to an open doorway, though there
was apparently no door to shut it felt wrong to call the portal an arch
somehow. Beyond the door was a pleasant field of grass that led to a beach. The
sound of the waves reached the doorway but no further, as if cut off at the
threshold. Sara stepped through, unafraid of the bright sunlight that pervaded
the area, despite her nakedness.
The beach was long and broad, the sand
perfectly soft as it ran between Sara’s talons. In the distance on the
shoreline appeared a pagoda of sorts, the roof a perfect pyramid made from more
dark basalt, supported by thick columns of the same material. Basking in the
sunlight before the pagoda was a beautiful elfin woman with flowing red hair.
She wore an ice blue bikini top that set off her striking red hair and creamy
skin perfectly as she sunbathed on the pure yellow sand. A tall, well muscled,
teenager stood behind her wearing only a set of briefs, showing off his well
oiled torso and holding a tray with a single exotic fruit cocktail perched on
top.
Sara blinked and found herself wearing a
black bikini of her own as she moved towards the girl, crossing miles with a
single step. She recognized the girl as Fey, her simply beautiful form
unmistakable at such close proximity. The handsome boy took no notice, looking
straight out to sea like a lifeguard, jaw set and stoic in his duty. She knelt
down next to Fey as the wind brushed her skin, the knotted string that tied the
bikini in place tapping her back rhythmically.
“Fey?”
The elf moaned pleasantly, opening her eyes
and stretching out languidly, caressing Sara’s cheek, “Mmmm,
you’re finally here.”
“What are you…ERK!”
Sara was cut off as Fey thrust her lips
upward to meet the demon girl’s, parting her mouth in an open invitation as she
pulled the smaller girl down. Sara’s body responded without her consent, her
tongue plunging deep into Fey’s throat as she fell on
top of the elfin girl’s curvaceous body. Fey moaned with delight around her
lover’s tongue as Sara’s tendrils began to explore every inch of her body.
Strings snapped as cloth was torn away, a thick tentacle slid between Fey’s legs, poised at the edge of her lower lips.
Thrusting…
#
Fey lurched forward, bathed in sweat,
breathing labored. The room was dark and still, the
only movement the rise and fall of her roommate’s chest. She hugged herself
tightly as the chill air attacked her sweaty pajamas,
her body still tingling from the half remembered dream. She moaned quietly,
allowing herself to fall back onto her pillow and snuggle under the blankets,
drawing them up under her chin.
As the afterglow subsided, she became aware
of the wet feeling between her legs but tried to ignore it, too tired to care.
“First I become a girl,” she mumbled, barely coherent, “then I get my period,
now I have wet dreams. What did I do to deserve this?”
A moment later,
she was asleep again, having an entirely different dream.
Chapter 3 – Incubation
Wednesday, 18th October 2006, 06:07
WHAM!
Sara was slowly awakened from her
meditation by a low rumble that shook the walls, several books toppling
sideways on her shelf. It was early, the sun just rising over the horizon. The
rumble continued, rhythmically pumping up and down, up and down. She ignored
it, concentrating on the mental exercise. “Sympathetic magic uses the link
between two identical patterns as a conduit for magical power,” she whispered
to herself, the words only a balm to fool her conscious mind into focusing
elsewhere, “such as identical strings of DNA or…”
WHAM!
Sara jumped, the vibration knocking a book
off her shelves and bouncing from her knee. Sara looked about, unsure if this
were some sort of practical joke. Her room looked odd, well even odder that it
had last night, but she couldn’t quite place it. She decided to centre herself
once more and get back to the exercise. “Sympathetic magic,” she repeated, the
rumble slowly building again, “uses the link between two identical patterns as
a conduit for magical power…”
WHAM!
Sara jumped to her feet and stormed
outside. There was nothing, the hallway was dark and quiet. Not to be stalled
in her vengeance, she marched down the hall towards the lobby hoping to catch
the prankster in the act when a giant burst through a side door, straight into
her path.
Sara hit the solid wall of flesh and
bounced, her nose buried in almost mountainous abs. She looked up at the golden
Amazon in awe for a moment. The woman towered over her at about six-and-a-half
feet tall, her smooth Arabic skin tone complimenting her shimmering golden hair
(real gold, not blonde but honest to goodness gold) and iridescent eyes
perfectly. She was buff without overdoing it, ripped without losing her sleek
femininity and graceful curves. Her chin and jaw were broad and angular without
being in any way masculine.
Sara decided to make up for her lack of
height with her best death-stare, “Were you the one rocking the whole house
just now?”
The bigger girl stood blinking for a few
moments as if dazed. Sara stared back. After a moment, Sara had to reappraise
her, realizing that she was not so much a woman as a girl, probably not much
over 16, just BIG.
“Well? Was it
you? Did you see anyone?” Sara snapped.
The girl jumped
slightly, “Uh… No, I didn’t see anyone. I was just doing a few reps.”
Sara sighed, “Damn, they must have legged
it. Say, if you remember anything let me know, OK? My room’s just down the
hall.”
Sara left the girl nodding behind her, a
vague purple haze smoking off the bodybuilder in waves. She sighed as she shut
the door, looking at the room again, looking closely for differences. First,
the curtains were open and the window slightly ajar, definitely not where she’d
had it last night. Second, the runes on the walls looked different. Rougher, stranger, more… familiar than they had looked before.
Last, but not least, there was a shadowy lump underneath her desk, wedged in
the corner between it and the wall.
She crept over to the desk and knelt down,
trying to get a closer look. It was black, whatever it was, and fuzzy. Against
her better judgment, she reached out, grasping the ball by the hair and
wrenching it out, holding it firmly in her hands and turning it over, feeling
something soft and smooth underneath. She gasped in shock as the hair fell
away, parting to reveal the object’s terrible form.
#
Hippolyta shook herself as the door closed behind the little Goth girl,
slapping herself in the head, muttering as she headed up towards the 3rd floor
showers. “Stupid, stupid.”
She set the cold water on full bore,
allowing the rush of water the pummel her skin, cooling her off. Who on earth
was that girl? Or, better yet, what was that girl? So tiny and delicate, like a
twig, yet so… so… fierce! Those burning red eyes…
But what was
that thing sticking out of her back?
“Hey, Hippolyta,
try not to use all the water, huh? Leave some for the rest of us.” Beltaine threw her towel down over her shower door before
stepping inside, quickly twisting the taps to her preferred settings.
Hippolyta grunted in agreement, closing the tap slightly. She considered her
options. Belle was worthy of respect, but relations between the two of them had
been strained to say the least. Still, the witch knew practically everyone in
the dorm, so it was worth a shot. “Belle.”
Beltaine jumped slightly, not used to
the angry Amazon starting a conversation, “Uh, yeah?”
“Who’s the kid
living in the basement?”
Belle picked up the shampoo and started to
work the suds into her hair, “You mean Sara? What, you’ve been living in a cave
again, Hippie?”
Hippolyta dismissed the barb with a low growl, that
was just how Belle was, “You know I don’t pay much attention to the Froshes.”
Belle shrugged, slightly perplexed that she
was showing an interest now, “Well, you must have heard of the vampire chick.
Eats babies, sucks out your soul? The whole WARS thing a
while back?”
Hippolyta shrugged, “Heard something about baby eating mutants. I just
thought it was another stupid rumour.”
“Well, yes and no,” Belle vacillated,
“Sara’s a psychic vampire. She sucks the life out of things, turns cute little
puppies to ash every morning for breakfast. First day here she took out the
Martial Cheering Squad with a bit of help from Jade.”
Hippolyta nodded respectfully, impressed, “That why Patty’s on detention? Serves the little bitch right for messing with a Poe girl.”
Belle bit her tongue. Hippie was actually
showing respect?!?! “Well, no not for
that. The same night she ambushed Sara in her room…”
“WHAT!” Hippolyta
punched the wall so hard that a tile popped loose, clattering to the floor ten
feet away. A moment later she regretted it, but was glad that the cold water
was there to hide the blush in her cheeks.
“Uh, Hippie, is
something wrong?”
Hippolyta yanked the tap closed and
stalked out of the cubical, drying herself off as she went.
Belle looked over the shower door just in
time to see Hippolyta leave, still dripping water
from under her bathrobe, pushing past a small group of rubbernecking sophomores
on her way.
#
Sara made her way slowly up the stairs and
into the hallway on level 2, the freshman dorms. Despite her small stature,
even the larger bricks gave the vampire girl a wide berth. No-one seemed to be
able to get used to watching her eat breakfast. In the girl’s shower, things
were a bit more friendly, most of her fellow students
giving her a polite wave as she entered. Sara stepped up to her locker while
‘Bugs’ Bunny peeled off her shirt in the next cubicle, busy talking with Jade.
“…Just wait till I finish those egg bombs,”
Bunny enthused, bursting into a maniacal little chuckle, “then we’ll see how
seriously they’ll take, hey Sara!”
Sara tried to smile, opening her locker and
hanging up her dark red bathrobe before starting to undress. Bugs had a habit
of changing direction right in the middle of a sentence, “Hey. More gadgets,
Jade?”
The little girl giggled with pure homicidal
glee, “The more the merrier. Bugs is just working on
some missiles based on the non-lethal rounds I’ve got for my Cobra. You should
see the Tazer Egg! I’ll be able to zap everyone
within ten feet.”
“Tesla induction coil?” Sara queried the inventor, fiddling with her singlet that just did
not want to slip through her arm.
“Yep,” Bugs
nodded, “with an electromagnetic focus field.”
“Ah, Bunny,” Sara began her request, still
tugging absently at her singlet, “I really need to talk to you about a team
project I’ve been working on, sometime soon, about phased Tesla induction and
subspace transference...”
“Uh,” Jade interrupted, “I don’t think
you’ll be able to get that off with that thing on your back.”
Sara yanked at
the singlet, “What thing?”
Jade got up and turned the older girl
around, “Hold still. It looks like a pole sticking out of the singlet. Where’d
you get it?” She grabbed at the strange object and tugged lightly. Sara felt
it, but not where she was expecting. “Jade, let go.”