Truthfully, dancing was more fun when you had a physical
body. But she had never had a better time.
38: Bring back my body to me
November 18, Saturday afternoon, 2:23 PM
Toni munched a carrot stick as she sprawled over her bed.
“So what’s the problem? You told her you’d do it, right? You still worried
about the danger?”
Billie crossed her arms under her chest and frowned. It
wasn’t a scowl, but she was obviously exasperated. “The problem is that I want
my life back! Lately, Jade’s gotten really clingy. Half the time she’s
staring at me and you’ve seen that look of hers! It’s practically drooling.”
Toni snorted. “You mean, the one where she’s the rabbi and
you’re the world’s last uncircumcised boy?”
Billie rolled her eyes. “Where do you come up with these?
And can we skip the whole circumcision thing? It’s a bit too close.”
“Okay, the look where she’s Mad Max, and you’re the last gas
for 500 miles.”
“Better.” Billie sighed. “In a way, I guess it’s not so
bad. I’m glad to help her, and I’m really hoping that we can make this thing
safe. And I know how much she’s been wanting this.”
“I’m waiting for the ‘but…’.”
“Well, she’s started watching me and it’s getting sort of…
possessive. Like if she lets me out of her sight, she might lose the golden
ticket or whatever.”
“Uh huh.”
“And even that wouldn’t be so bad – if it was just Jade.
But there’s like five of her! And they’re all doing the same thing!
Circling like vultures!”
Toni had picked up a textbook. The way a someone else might
spin a basketball on their fingertip, Toni spun the textbook. “Five? That’s a
bit of an exaggeration, isn’t it?”
“Well… only a little. There’s Jade, there’s Jinn or Shroud,
depending on whether she’s dressing like a ghost. Lately, she’s been being
Kimba the lion, just sort of hanging around my desk or watching me work. Have
you seen it? Her new lion toy?”
“That’s still only three of her.”
“Feels like four, since Jinn is sometimes Shroud, or vice
versa. At night, it’s almost crowded. Shroud’s getting ready to do something,
visit Sara or whatever, her textbooks and homework are doing themselves, and
half the time there’s a toy or compact or dirt speck or something zipping
around the room doing something.” She lowered her voice confidentially. “It’s
the toys that make me the most jumpy. Last night, I thought I had the room to
myself. And you know I’ve got that toy cabbit?”
Toni nodded. “Hard to forget chasing it around the cottage,
our first day.”
“So I’m doing my algebra, sort of distracted, just thinking
about stuff. I’m zoning out, and suddenly the cabbit squeaks up and says, ‘You
forgot to carry the one.’ I swear, I fell out of my seat!”
“Ow.” Toni winced sympathetically. “Hard landing?”
Billie looked at her in puzzlement. “On the floor, you
mean? No, I fell up.” As she spoke, she seemed unaware of the fact that she
was actually floating a few inches off the ground. “It wasn’t the fall. The
problem was that I almost blew out the side of the room! And now,” she looked
around furtively, “I’m suddenly paranoid of all the toys. And I’m
afraid that if I tell anyone, they’ll just laugh at me. I can just picture
telling one of the counselors. ‘Pardon me, but you know how stuffed animals
have those beady little eyes? I think they’re watching me!’ Oh, sure, that’ll
go over well. Half those headshrinkers already want to lock me up.”
Toni obliged, by laughing at her. “Just look at it as a
good opportunity for training! Develop your ki senses or something.”
“I don’t have any ki senses.”
“Well you must have something. Feel it out, try to
figure out when she’s lurking in toy ambush. Heck, maybe I should convince her
to pull ambushes on all of us. Nikki could use a couple of good wake up
calls. Have you seen that girl when she concentrates? Talk about the ‘dead
zone.’ You could stick a sword right through her and she’d probably never
notice until she was done with her mystic philosophizing.”
“Yeah, I guess,” Billie agreed, without much enthusiasm.
“I’d fault you for realism if that same exact thing hadn’t happened to Sara.”